*The Borg are intiating communications with the Enterprise are a brutal intital attack*
Commander Kurch: Put the communication up on the screen Warf.
Warf: Aye Aye Commander.
The Borg Commander:
Perspiration Is Senile!
Commander Kurch: Perspiration Is Senile?????
*The Borg Commander's assistant whipsers to him thats "Resistance is Futile!". The Borg Commander somewhat pissed whspers back "Well its a bit late now. The whole scary effect thing has been lost." The assistant whispers back "Well just say it with more authority." The Borg Commander sighs,
The Borg Commander:
Resistance is Futile!
Commander Kurch: We shall never surrender to the likes of you Borg.
The Borg Commander:
Prepare to be Stimulated!!
Commander Kurch: What????
*The Borg Commander's Assistant whispers thats "Prepare to be Assimilated!". The Borg Commander is even more angry now and says :Sheesh Now I really look like a galactic douche bag." The assistant says "No no just say it with more authority again." The Borg Commander sighs.*
The Borg Commnader:
Prepare to be Assimilated!!!
Commander Kurch: Never!!!
Commander Kurch: Close the hailing frequencies Warf. All stations on red alert.
Warf: Yes Commander.
Commander Kurch: Data get all the crew to the battle stations.
Data: Unfortunately that not possible Commander Kurch.
Commander Kurch: Why not?
Data: All the troops are playing out fantasies in the Holodeck sir.
Commander Kurch: Grrrr! Darn Holodeck! Why did I ever put that thing in.
Data: 87.23562% of the fantasies involve Councelor Troi.
Commander Kurch: Well isnt that nice. Guess she is serving some purpose then. Is Dr Krusher son Woosie available at least?
Data: His name is Wesley sir and no he is not. He is playing World Of Warcraft.
Commander Kurch: Sheesh its the 24th century and people are still playing that.
Data: Its lots of fun sir. I am an 84th level Dark Elf myself.
Commader Kurch: How nice. Well looks like its up to us to save the ship and Earth.
Data: I have an idea sir on how to defeat the Borg.
Commander Kurch: Great Data. Lets hear it.
Warf: Aye Aye Commander.
The Borg Commander:
Perspiration Is Senile!
Commander Kurch: Perspiration Is Senile?????
*The Borg Commander's assistant whipsers to him thats "Resistance is Futile!". The Borg Commander somewhat pissed whspers back "Well its a bit late now. The whole scary effect thing has been lost." The assistant whispers back "Well just say it with more authority." The Borg Commander sighs,
The Borg Commander:
Resistance is Futile!
Commander Kurch: We shall never surrender to the likes of you Borg.
The Borg Commander:
Prepare to be Stimulated!!
Commander Kurch: What????
*The Borg Commander's Assistant whispers thats "Prepare to be Assimilated!". The Borg Commander is even more angry now and says :Sheesh Now I really look like a galactic douche bag." The assistant says "No no just say it with more authority again." The Borg Commander sighs.*
The Borg Commnader:
Prepare to be Assimilated!!!
Commander Kurch: Never!!!
Commander Kurch: Close the hailing frequencies Warf. All stations on red alert.
Warf: Yes Commander.
Commander Kurch: Data get all the crew to the battle stations.
Data: Unfortunately that not possible Commander Kurch.
Commander Kurch: Why not?
Data: All the troops are playing out fantasies in the Holodeck sir.
Commander Kurch: Grrrr! Darn Holodeck! Why did I ever put that thing in.
Data: 87.23562% of the fantasies involve Councelor Troi.
Commander Kurch: Well isnt that nice. Guess she is serving some purpose then. Is Dr Krusher son Woosie available at least?
Data: His name is Wesley sir and no he is not. He is playing World Of Warcraft.
Commander Kurch: Sheesh its the 24th century and people are still playing that.
Data: Its lots of fun sir. I am an 84th level Dark Elf myself.
Commader Kurch: How nice. Well looks like its up to us to save the ship and Earth.
Data: I have an idea sir on how to defeat the Borg.
Commander Kurch: Great Data. Lets hear it.
(To Be Continured.)
