Favorite Movie Quotes

[Mr. Blastoise]

This is a thread to post some of your favorite quotes from movies. Here are some of mine.

"Oh, I'm afraid the shield generator will be quite operational when your friends arrive." - Emperor Palpatine (Return of the Jedi)

"And now young Skywalker, you will die." - Emperor Palpatine (Return of the Jedi)

"The attacker ran Masbath down, turned his horse, came back. Came back to claim the head!" - Ichabod Crane (Sleepy Hollow)

and of course...

"Yippy Kiyyay mother fucka." - John McClane (Die Hard)

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Shall I quote the entire script of MP and the Holy Grail?

"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

And all the others...

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Then there is :

"I shot him six times!" and "You don't know what death is." from Doctor Loomis in Halloween (Donald Pleasance)

And all the other Dr. Loomis quotes. He was awesome in that movie

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And finally...

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

From Animal House.

There's a ton of others. But I'll call with those three.

 

[The Sean Man]

"The least you could do is give me a blowjob"- Emilio Estevez in "Repo Man".

 

[Frowg]

True Romance

"I'm the anti-christ! You tell the angels in heaven, you never saw evil so singularly personified as in the face of the man who killed you."-Christopher Walken, True Romance

 

[Comfort Eagle]

"Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!" Dante, Clerks

 

[eminemjd12]

oh I got one, but do you mind that its from a T.V. show?

"Mom, more hot pockets!" Cartman from the WoW South Park episode

or if thats not acceptable.

"My bad, my bad! The trigger is very sensitive!" Falling Down(forget his name but the main character)

 

[Mr. Blastoise]

oh I got one, but do you mind that its from a T.V. show?

I'd prefer the quotes to be from Movies, mainly since t.v. shows have so many episodes where as a movie is a single peice of work. But I'm not a hardass, so if anybody wants to post quotes from t.v. as well then feel free (just try not to go overboard, 'kay )

 

[Mr. Blastoise]

Huh... that's weird. Guess I didn't quote that right...

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Huh... that's weird. Guess I didn't quote that right...

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[TKLVR181]

Wow, so many. Today I'll just do my Leathal Weapon 3 favorites:

"What happens to you happens to me! After all this time don't you get it?!!" --Riggs to a very drunk Roger

Riggs: "I slept with someone maybe I shouldn't have...Sgt Cole"

Roger: "Sgt Cole from traffic?"

Riggs: "No, Lorna! Sgt Cole from traffic's her uncle!!!"

I'll think of more later. Trust me XD

~K

 

[Wade1]

"Die, replacement friends!!!"

Jack Black, Saving Silverman

 

[Mr. Blastoise]

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Thanks.

Anyway, here is a conversation from Austin Powers (the first one) that I find hilarious:

Casino Dealer: 17.
Number Two: Hit me.
Casino Dealer: You have 17, sir.
Number Two: I like to live dangerously.
(Number Two gets a 4)
Casino Dealer: 21. Very good, sir.
(Casino Dealer turns to Austin)
Casino Dealer: 5.
Austin Powers: I'll stay.
Casino Dealer: You have 5 sir. I suggest you hit.
Austin Powers: I also like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: 20 beat your 5 sir. I'm sorry, sir.

 

[akonga23]

lol that was funny, but where do i start..
Transformers:

Sam: Hey let me ride ya home.. i mean GIVE you a ride home!

Sector7 cop: BURN SUCKA BURN!

Jazz: You want a piece of me?!
Megatron: No! I want two!

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

"savvy?"

 

[cosquillero1]

"Boards don't kick back" - Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon. He said it to O'Hara, when O'Hara broke a piece of board trying to impress to Bruce.

 

[Cavum]

"party's over"
--Lionel Cosgrove

 

[tickle_x-pert]

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight, in the dog". (Hustle & Flow)

"Success is nothing, without someone to share it with". (Mahogany)

 

[firewindwater1]

[offering frank a cigar]
Vincent Ludwig: "Cuban?"
Frank: "No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales."

from The Naked Gun

 

[Bashiku]

My favorite quote from movie is just in my signature

 

[duck171]

"Fill your hand you son of a bitch!"
-John Wayne in True Grit
"Forgive me if I don't shake hands"
-Val Kilmer in Tombstone
"You brought down the thunder well now you got it. You tell 'em I'm coming Ike and hells comin with me."
-Kurt Russell in Tombstone
"I'm your huckleberry"
Val Kilmer in Tombstone

If you cant tell I like westerns and Tombstone is my all time favorite, followed by any John Wayne movie ever made.

 

[tkpatience]

Movie Quotes:

"Alright listen up you primative screwheads... you see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!" -bruce cambell | army of darkness

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" Michael Madsen | Resevoir Dogs

"WHO ARE YOU?" Peter Weller | Robocop

"Wiggle you're big toe." Uma thuman | Kill Bill V1

"I made a funny." Splinter | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (original)

"It's Clobberin' time!" The thing | Fantastic Four

"You're gonna die clown!" Adam Sandler | Happy Gilmore

"I know kung-fu." Keanu Reeves | The Matrix

"Yes, that." Rick Moranis | Spaceballs

"I'm Batman." Michael Keaton | Batman

TV Quotes:

"And now the fun begins." Ranamon | Digimon

"Okay Lady, you had your chance, now pay the penalty" Don Turtelli | Ninja Turtles

 

[PAINTEDakiGREEN]

"I've been dead once, already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as therapy." Joker | Batman

"It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything." Tyler | Fight Club

"Whoa! Okay, you are now firing a gun . . . at your imaginary friend . . . near 400 gallons or nitroglycerin!" | Fight Club

"Death by stereo." Sam | The Lost Boys

"Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything." Mouse | The Matrix

 

[duck171]

"I'll make you famous"
-Young Guns

 

[tickle_x-pert]

"No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive; 'cause he always wants to have sex with her" Billy Crystal - (When Harry Met Sally)

"King Kong ain't got nothing, on me!!" Denzel Washington - (Training Day)

 

[juggernaut]

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'!

Jules-Pulp Fiction