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Favorite Movie Quotes

Rush Hour 2

Jackie Chan: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!

Chris Tucker: Don't NOBODY understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth, man!
 
My favorites... from V for Vendetta:

"Today, however, is a day, sadly, no longer remembered. So, I thought we could mark this November the 5th by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. Of course, there are those who do not want us to speak. I suspect, even now, orders are being shouted into telephones and men with guns are racing to this station. But regardless of what weapons they try to use to effect silence, words will always retain their power. Words are the means to meaning, and for some, the annunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country."

"A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world."

"No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof."
 
From the movie Contact:

"I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?"


Palmer Joss: What are you studying up there?
Ellie Arroway: Oh, the usual. Nebulae, quasars, pulsars, stuff like that. What are you writing?
Palmer Joss: The usual. Nouns, adverbs, adjective here and there.


"First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?"
 
And finally, from The Usual Suspects:

Kobayashi: "One cannot be betrayed if one has no people."

Interrogation Cop: "I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."
Hockney: "Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?"

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station."
 
Friday

Chris Tucker: You ain't got no sugar?!... Damn!... Y'all ain't never got two things that match! Either y'all got Kool-Aid, no sugar! Peanut Butter, no jelly! Ham, no burger!... Damn!
 
Dark Knight
Joker to Bank Manger "I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you....*removes mask* stranger!"

Police Academy
Tackleberry to Lt. Harris "Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn knees off asshole!"

Casino
Nicky Santoro to Tony Doggs "Charlie M! Charlie M. You made me pop your fucking eye out of your eye to protect that piece of shit Charlie M.! You dumb motherfucker!"

Batman (1989)
Joker to crowd "As my plastic surgeon always said if you gotta go go with a smile!"

Sweeney Todd
Sweeney's Epiphany "Alright! You sir how about a shave! Come & visit your good friend Sweeney! You sir too sir welcome to the grave I will have vengeance I will have salvation, who sir you sir noones in the chair come on come on Sweeney's waiting I want you bleeders you sir anybody gentleman now dont be shy!"

Superbad
Cops to Fogel/McLovin Cop 1: McLovin! ncie I'm buying you a beer McLovin
Cop 2: I'm Buying you one too

Old School
Frank The Tank to Pledges Frank: Spanish do u trust I have provided you with enough slack so your brick will land safely ont he lawn!?
Spanish: Sir Yes Sir!
Frank: & Blue do you trust I dont wanna see you die here tonight?
Blue: Sir yes sir!
Frank: Blue Your my boy!
Blue: Thank You sir

Enter the Dragon
Lee to student "What was that an exhibition? we need emotional contact, try again. *student kicks* I said emotional contact not anger now try again!"

Goldfinger
Bond to Goldinfger "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfingr to Bond "No Mr. Bond I expect you to die"

Casino Royale
Bond to Mr. White "Mr. White we need to talk!"
Mr. White to Bond "& who is this...*silenced gun shot* argh!"
Mr. white crawling & whimpering as Bond comes up behind him
Bond to Mr. White: "The names Bond...James Bond."

Sleep Hollow
Ichabod Crane to Magistrate Philips
There isn't a horseman, there never was a horseman, there never will be a horseman!

Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets
Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort to Harry
Lets match the power of Lord Voldemort heir of Salazar Slytherin against the famous Harry Potter!

A Bronx Tale
Lorenzo Anello to Cologero
Remeber the saddest thing in life is wasted talent

Hook
Pan to Hook
Pan: I remeber you being alot bigger
Hook: to a 10 year old I'm huge

Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Elder Gods
Blue Elder God:The Fate of the universe will be decided as it shoudl be...
Red Elder God:In Mortal Kombat!

Return of the Jedi
Darth Vader to Luke
Vader it is too late for me son *motions for stormtroopers* The emperor will show you the true nature of the force he is your master now.

Episode III Revenge of the Sith
Anakin & Obi-Wan
Anakin: You turned her against me!
Obi-Wan: You have done that yourself!
Anakin: You will not take her from me!
Obi-Wan: Your anger & your lust for power have already done that, you have allowed this Dark lord to twist your mind until now...until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy!
Anakin: Dont lecture me Obi-Wan I see through the lies of the Jedi I do not fear the darkside as you do I have brought peace, freedom, justice & security to my new empire!
Obi-Wan: Your new Empire?
Anakin: Dont make me kill you!
Obi-Wan: Anakin my allegiance is to the Republic. To Democracy!
Anakin: If you're not with me then you're my enemy!
Obi-Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes, I will do what I must.
Anakin: You will try!
 
The Matrix Revolution

Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson?! Why?! Why do you PERSIST?!!
 
from "The Four Seasons" Jack Weston character talking to Alan Alda character.."Why does everyone think i'm paranoid? I bet you discuss this behind my back, don't you?"

from "The Godfather, Part III" Michael Corleone "Just when i think i'm out, they find a way to pull me back in"

and this line makes me laugh everytime..Connie Corleone "Now they will fear you"
 
Major Payne

"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice, and a glass of milk, and a paper plate and a snowstorm! I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst!"

Damon Wayans
 
from Hannah and her Sisters...

"i have the best wife i could possible have, and i pay her back by banging her sister" Michael Caine's character..

same movie Woody Allen's character.."O gesh look at this one"

more from Four Seasons.. Alan Alda to Jack Weston "Follow me Ollie" which hubby and i quote all the time..like when walking etc..same movie..after Carol Burnette lets out a loud scream at a country inn..Alan Alda says "Will you shut up? Do you know how that voice carries?" another favorite quote of ours..
 
lol that was funny, but where do i start..
Transformers:

Sam: Hey let me ride ya home.. i mean GIVE you a ride home!

Sector7 cop: BURN SUCKA BURN!

Jazz: You want a piece of me?!
Megatron: No! I want two!


there was another funny quote from this movie that cracks me up. It's at the very end where Megatron is chasing Sam out on the street and he yells,

"Give me that cube boy!" its all in the way it was said lol very funny



Another funny qoute Ace Ventrue Pet Detective

Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then​
 
Hellboy (2004):

H.B.-Crap!
John-What-the-Hell IS that thing?!?
H.B.-Lemme go ask...

:evilthoughts:
 
Annapolis

Midshipman Lieutenant Cole: This ain't one of them smokers from the ship yard, Huard.
 
The Players' Club

"If there's anybody here... who don't wanna get murdered... GET THE FUCK OUT!"

-Saint Louis
 
The Man

Eugene Levy: You could've killed me back there.

Samuel L. Jackson: If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead. I wanted to graze you, you're grazed... It was a training bullet.

Eugene Levy: Well, I'm bleeding! Although you might call it training blood.

Samuel L. Jackson: Here... Use this.

Eugene Levy: Taco sauce?

Samuel L. Jackson: Yes! It's a natural antiseptic. Sprinkle some of that on your ass so you don't get an infection.

Eugene Levy: I don't even wanna know how you discovered that... What do you do, keep it in your glove compartment and just splash it on a salami sandwich, and then splash it on your behind?

Samuel L. Jackson: Use it or don't use it! It's your ass!
 
"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart...you broke my heart"

Michael Corleone to his brother, The Godfather Part II
 
from Captain Ron... "Ok, who was careless enough to leave food on the kitchen counter"
 
Tales From The Hood

The Mortician: This!!!... Ain't no funeral home!!!... It ain't the Terra Dome, neither!!!... Welcome... to Hell... Motherfuckers... (Turns into the Devil.)
 
"Cops, robbers. When you're staring at the barrel of a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

Jack Nicholson - 'The Departed'
 
X-Man III: The Last Stand

"Don't you know who I am... I'm The JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!"
 
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