I will be in pennsylvania next year, and you will pay a heavy price for your insolence. I give you fair warning while you have time to make amends, it's up to you to accept my clemency or not.
LOL! Actually, to be perfectly honest, I would love him to bits! Then I'd make a fool of myself by getting really drunk, trying to hug him, and say "Now do that dying sheep imitation you're so good at!" 😱
Hi Angel! I've decided to try some advice I got in a thread about meeting girls... ahem..
So... uh, yeah... my penis is really big. Like GINORMOUS! Godzilla would look at it, and be in shock and awe, before going back to destroying Tokyo. Though he'd be slightly more depressed as he did it.