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I'm afraid it does end here - sorry about that :(

Boss, I'm still on my complimentary 10-year coffee break. You should've read the contract more carefully. Please stop sending the MTJ thugs around, I honestly have no keecaps left to break... Thanks to all who liked this story. It's always nice to get praise, even if it is for things one did in...

This thread was being hijacked. I cleaned up the O/T stuff. No harm done, but please keep the wild tangents to a minimum, folks :) Thanks a lot!

I did that a few times. Three of which times she left my standing in the lingerie department. In my goth-punk outfit. Complete with eyeliner and fright-wig hair. In a mainstream department store. The pink frills seared my eyes, and all the women around eyed me with distrust and contempt while...

Dave, you're disqualified from manliest man for excessive cuddlyness with da womenfolks and using them newfangled sillabillically big two dollar words like "deadpan". Manly men grunt, say stuff like "BEER! BEER GOOOOOD!" and deal with women in a hair-grasping, cave-dragging sort of way. Steel...

I think He-Man wins. By name alone. Off to whimper girlishly in a corner, now.

<a href="http://neverwinter-nights.net/images/FR_LrgMap/frmap_1b.htm">This map</a> or <a href="http://www.informatik.uni-bremen.de/~cbernd/pdf/middleEarth03_ltr_scale.pdf">that map</a>? <marquee DIRECTION="RIGHT"><img src="http://www.schok.co.uk/kb/cupid.gif"><img...

Totally butch, here! Dude, I TOTALLY gibbed scores of imps and zombies, some I clubbed with the flashlight! And I flacked loads of enemy bases with my Scud-Storm. What game gives you bow and arrow, and what's a sand-eater? I looked through my monstrous companion, but couldn't find it. Could you...

HEY! THREAD KIDNAPPING IN PROGRESS! :P Mine's Molly (or Sally Shears) from Neuromancer, Jonny Mnemonic (the short story, not the train-wreck of a movie) and Mona Lisa Overdrive. Chevette from Virtual Light, Idoru and All Tomorrow's Parties is a close second. Yes, I like William Gibson and...

<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109575/">Death Machine</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119794/">Nirvana</a> also, early works by Peter Jackson. You know, Bad taste, Meet the Feebles and Braindead. "I'm a Derek - and Dereks don't run".

Red - shut up. I celebrate Hallowe'en every day, and October 31st is like my personal major holidays, all rolled into one. Well, actually I stay inside 'cause today everyone looks like me - curses. Also: Guy fawkes day. HawHAW. L-A-M-E.

Open the explorer and find a file you can't open - right click - select "open with..." from the popup dialogue - find working media viewer in list - check "always open this file type..." box - click okay.

Last chance, people. I don't want to play janitor all the time and mop up slander (well, or libel). This thread is about Michael Jackson's ticklishness (or lack thereof). It's not about any legal issues. Next one who uses this thread to slam on anyone, including the subject at hand, will face...

"Outstanding" is the correct term to use in regards to this product. Beautifully drawn and very original. The story is short and to the point - loads of tickling. And, as Dave said, the victim's expressions are priceless. Ten out of ten pointy feathers from me!

So basically everybody is responsible to take care of themselves so they can measure up to our personal standards and serve as perfect fodder for sexual arousal? Glad to know! The whole world should consist of only me and anorexic gothpunks with flawless and highly ticklish feet. The rest of the...