TMF's manliest of Men

[lite]

Got Balls?

😎

Yep. Mine are cast iron. 😉 😛

 

[Mimi]

Today, a female friend of mine asked me if her pants made her look heavy.

I deadpanned, "Nahhh...I'm thinkin' it's that fat ass of yours makin' ya look heavy, hun."

Got Balls?

😎

Heh. If she was small enough to get by with asking that question without being laughed out of the room, then that was nothing. Any guy can be a big man with a little woman. Come tell me how big MY ass is sometime. Then we'll see if you have balls. 😛 😉 😀

Mimi

 

[Dave2112]

Come tell me how big MY ass is sometime. Then we'll see if you have balls. 😛 😉 😀

Mimi

C'mon, you know I'd never do that! I think yer gorgeous, sweetie. Duh....🙄

😀 😀

 

[Marauder]

Dave, you're disqualified from manliest man for excessive cuddlyness with da womenfolks and using them newfangled sillabillically big two dollar words like "deadpan". Manly men grunt, say stuff like "BEER! BEER GOOOOOD!" and deal with women in a hair-grasping, cave-dragging sort of way.

Steel balls - Don't make me laugh. I have to wear a reinforced cup just so my pants won't rip. Mwahaha.

 

[DonnieBrasco]

I'm manly enough to wear pink shirts...especially those polos with collar popped.
GQguy

Hey GQ- What color "members only" jacket do you complete your look?

Just Wonderin 😀

DB

 

[steph]

OMG!

Just yesterday, I managed to grow a THREE FOOT PENIS in a petrie dish...Does anyone care if I wish to submit myself for consideration???

XOXO

PS~Nice job He-Man. If I don't win, you get my vote...

 

[chrisheaven]

Heh. If she was small enough to get by with asking that question without being laughed out of the room, then that was nothing. Any guy can be a big man with a little woman. Come tell me how big MY ass is sometime. Then we'll see if you have balls. 😛 😉 😀

Mimi

I suppose you never talk through it?😉

 

[Mimi]

I suppose you never talk through it?😉

I talk through it all the time (much to Lazzy's dismay).

Want a demonstration? I could put you through that wall over there, Looney Tunes style. 😛

Mimi 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

I talk through it all the time (much to Lazzy's dismay).

Want a demonstration? I could put you through that wall over there, Looney Tunes style. 😛

Mimi 😀

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 Well I heve really well manicured nails if that's helpful

 

[fitnesstickle]

As a guy, I look at it this way. To me, a "manly man" is more than just someone who has giant muscles and can bench press 400 pounds. It is about giant brains, character, and accomplishment.

Thanks alot Mitch. * slumping off to the corner to do some curls* 😎

 

[BigJim]

Yep. Mine are cast iron. 😉 😛

Well, that's cheap implants for you.

 

[GQguy]

That would be an "egg shell" colored members only jacket DB.
GQguy
*jk

 

[giantfan121262]

As a guy, I look at it this way. To me, a "manly man" is more than just someone who has giant muscles and can bench press 400 pounds.
Mitch

Does that mean I am disqualified? 😛 😀

 

[crydun]

And the winner is......

well, my vote goes to Neutron, I love his heart

2nd place would go to Knox the Hatter, btw

yes BigJim it counts, you know everything you do counts in my book. Can you make me a star?😀

Happy New Year All!!

May it pleasssse be a better year than 2004. Ugggghhhh!!!!!!

 

[crydun]

As a guy, I look at it this way. To me, a "manly man" is more than just someone who has giant muscles and can bench press 400 pounds. It is about giant brains, character, and accomplishment.
Look at politicians for example, or even actors who might not be he-men. Does anyone think for a minute that Laura Bush married George, or Hillary married Bill, because they were he-men? Neither are. What they did do was to accomplish major goals with the other attributes they have.
Even when it comes to actors. Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise obviously have appeal to women, but not because either is a physical he-man. Their other attributes is what makes them attractive to women.
In short, I would rather be with someone who is a five on a scale of 1 to 10 as far as female looks but who has giant brains or character, rather than be with someone who looks like Jessica Simpson, but has a lack of brains like she does. This may be just me, but to me, He-man or model beauty gorgeous woman is all BS, it is the other qualities the person has and their whole package that should make them attractive!

Mitch

I agree Mitchell. I never was one for a guy that looks like a sack of tumors anyhow. Give me a guy with a good heart that can keep me in stitches any day of the week. 😀

 

[BigJim]

Re: And the winner is......

yes BigJim it counts, you know everything you do counts in my book. Can you make me a star?😀

I could make a career as a tickling agent.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Re: And the winner is......

well, my vote goes to Neutron, I love his heart

2nd place would go to Knox the Hatter, btw

yes BigJim it counts, you know everything you do counts in my book. Can you make me a star?😀

Happy New Year All!!

May it pleasssse be a better year than 2004. Ugggghhhh!!!!!!

 

[kis123]

Today, a female friend of mine asked me if her pants made her look heavy.

I deadpanned, "Nahhh...I'm thinkin' it's that fat ass of yours makin' ya look heavy, hun."

Got Balls?

😎

Manly and masochistic too-what a combination!!!!! I'm surprised you got away with that one without getting hurt!😀

 

[ticklersdream]

I am manly because --------- i love my friends ----- i'll die for my

family

I get up and go to work for 7 pm and get back in the house at 3 am

sometimes i have 12 hour shifts

One time i did 5 twelve hours shifts back to back

In the GAME DEPARTMENT GAME ---- GAME ----I'm a sniper

On of the most fared on the planet.

He man ------- i could pick him off at a 1000 yards

I'm not measured by my tools ----------- although i have lots at my

disposal


Fiery sand Hogs------------ i eat them suckers for breakfast --------

- occasionally i throw the small ones back so i get a good meal the

next time


The Air force ----------- they are good but they are way up in the air ------------ i move on the ground ---------- among the Fiery Sand Hogs and He Men ----- Jedi and the rest of craziness

ps. VH1 ran a special about the 80's i believe and they said He man the series they had then not the newer one was Homo erotic ----hey i'm just saying

Did someone say Jedi ------------- look at those letters closely---------- if you drop the J you are left with edi --------- mix them around a bit you get DIE ---------- nuff said

THREE FOOT PENIS in a petrie dish --------- i am not even touching that ------ literally ---------- like he could control it when it's that long ------- he couldnt when it was 3 inches ----- hahahahah


Mimi go ahead hon and write Stephs name in the snow cause he sure as hell cant

Fitness stickle is getting the point----------


Honor, Family ------- Donuts ---------- Tickling and the stuff above --------- not saying i'm the best but i think i've got a shot

 

[Knox The Hatter]

In our 2005 world, there are those out there who make money by measuring a man by his all too short attention span. What a country!

Funny, I think the measure of a man does not lie in the size of the penis Stephanie grew in her petri dish, or whether he wears pink shirts or not, or cheesy crap from Tommy Hilfiger, or whatever, or how long he works, or how many doughnuts he eats. In my eye, a man is measured by whether he can carry out a thought process on his own, and not having a newspaper or a biased commentator do the thinking for him.

In other words, we have very few real men in the United States of America.

 

[steph]

Knox, you're sooo killer!
XOXO

Funny, I think the measure of a man does not lie in the size of the penis Stephanie grew in her petri dish, or whether he wears pink shirts or not, or cheesy crap from Tommy Hilfiger, or whatever, or how long he works, or how many doughnuts he eats. In my eye, a man is measured by whether he can carry out a thought process on his own, and not having a newspaper or a biased commentator do the thinking for him.

In other words, we have very few real men in the United States of America.

 

[fitnesstickle]

Thanks alot Mitch. * slumping off to the corner to do some curls* 😎

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZBzeb032YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_128.gif' border=0></a>

 

[Iggy pop]

I think I am out of the running. I like my nancy boy hair gel too much.

 

[featherfingers]

I'm simply a slave to pedicures and without frequent eyebrow waxing, I'd look like Frida Kahlo's twin brother.

 

[buggs]

I took a crap the size of Mexico yesterday. Does that make me manly? Who knows. But it does mean I got to stop eating so much bread. And I am betting them rat bastard local sanitation department is going to send me a bill the size of Mexico to roto rooter the damn sewage drains throughout the city to make a path for that bad boy to launch out to sea. Damn, I got to stop eating so much bread.