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What is the cheapest, yet potent alcohol you know of? I'm looking to get more bang for my buck.

Don't you wish this man "took his talents to South Beach" instead of LeBron James? :lol Oh and your state is shaped like a flaccid penis. You should probably move to spare yourself further embarrassment.

Forgive me for saying something that probably skirts the edge of blasphemy (as if that's new territory for me :lol ) but I'm skeptical of his sudden death. I'm not calling President Obama a liar, at least not directly. There's no pictures or video of anything. I also don't believe the claim that...

Just kidding. Why can't you people use instant messengers? It takes 1 minute to download Yahoo! Messenger and register a screen name. Better yet, why don't you go outside? Play some sports. Get a tan. Get a job. Just stay off my lawn.

Stay thirsty my friends.

A gift, greater than any wisdom, friendship, love, loyalty, or amount of money. What is it? Scroll down. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Charlie Sheen smoking a cigarette through his nostril.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/web/02/03/internet.addresses.gone/index.html WHAT DO WE DO!?!? EVERYONE RUN!

1. Humans are lazy. 2. Humans all have shovels, and snowblowers, and snowplows they don't use. 3. I hate snow. 4. Your mom is a whore. 5. All shoveling and no play makes Ariel want to stab people in the neck and drink their blood. I suddenly have a strange urge to build an anatomically correct...

Year of the ramblin' gamblin' zombies! AMIRITE? If you didn't make a tv show/video game about gambling in las vegas, zombies, or both, then you were clearly behind on the times. Oh how I will miss you, 2010, we had some good times when you weren't being a drunken whore. So, I ask you, good...

Remember lemonheads? I eat them. Don't you? Oh, and the TMF is down. I just thought you should all be made aware of that.

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/arsenic-bacteria-alien-life-101202.html Essentially, the article explains that there was a bacteria found that binds it's DNA with a backbone of Arsenic. Why does this merit making a topic, you probably ask? Simple: All other known life uses Phosphorus in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I Apologies. I'm sure you've seen this before, but I'm dying of laughter. :lol At the same time, somewhat compelled by her words. ;)

I experienced this yesterday. It was freaking awesome. I know I usually don't talk about this sort of thing so openly, but the stick that's been up my ass all this time has been unjammed. xD I was tickled by the tallest, most beautiful latina I've ever seen. I'm still buzzing from it a little...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a3Ta9z1K7I I am really, really sorry if this horrifies you in a way you're rendered incapable of functioning in society ever again. xD

How do I know it's a "real" crop circle? It has this mystical ability to make people neigh like horses. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocf5mc69W-c

...Magic Sandwiches? I do. Death to all Anti-Magic Sandwichists! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHa79ODbfcg

PRAISE BE TO MAGIC SANDWICHES! DEATH TO ANTI-MAGIC SANDWICHISTS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHa79ODbfcg

:facepalm: We need a better facepalm smiley. Seriously, this guy looks more like Rocky Balboa after he couldn't open his eye.

... a Chimpanzee rapes a frog. I just don't know what to say. I have sat here for 5 minutes trying to think of a clever joke involving Kermit the frog... ...but I think I'd rather have a couple beers instead. :scared

Don't put your mouth on these tits. They bite back. ;)