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Hmmm, handsome blokes are really...unattractive.

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Eminor

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Like, the tanned, muscular, broad chested ones who run around topless on the beach in crappy TV shows, with the whole "dazzling smile" thing going on.

Gah.

They're so generic.

And yet every single tickling story/video/artwork seems to contain one.

Why? 🙁
 
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Eminor said:
Like, the tanned, muscular, broad chested ones who run around topless on the beach in crappy TV shows, with the whole "dazzling smile" thing going on.

Gah.

They're so generic.

And yet every single tickling story/video/artwork seems to contain one.

WHY?

Well, I know why, because I suppose they are what the majority consider attractive, which is fine, but how come I can't find a single story with a super-intelligent, pale, unhandsome, unmuscular, black-haired-and-grey-eyed byronic hero type in his 30s-40s with a name like Victor or Frederick who is either (or a combination of) a fascist, a vampire, a political rebel in a totalitarian state, a commander of a spaceship of some sort, or a scientist who experiments on people against their will?

I mean, is that really that much to ask for?

Oh, and he has to always wear uniform and never just casual clothes.

I could write it myself, but I s'pose I'm just too lazy, and it's never as fun. Thing is aswell, I always kind of want to write that story, but when I start it and start describing the bloke, I just think, "This is pointless, no one is ever going to want to read about a bloke like this."

But honestly though, surely I'm not the only one who wants more weirdos in stories and whatnot?
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You're not alone.

The swarthy Lothario is cliche. Hot, but cliche. Vampires are getting that way too so I wouldn't go that route were I to write it.

I'm thinking a guy with a "Renfield" from Dracula type of persona. That would be weird indeed.

hmmm......starts making story outline....
 
Eminor said:
(I don't) ...like, the tanned, muscular, broad chested ones who run around topless on the beach in crappy TV shows, with the whole "dazzling smile" thing going on.
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Hmmm,

so that's why some of the gals arounf here don't like me.

Damn my tanned, muscular body and dazzling smile 🙁
 
Ha it makes a change to hear a guy moaning about male characters in stories etc that are made out to be this awe inspiring man with great body and sparkling personality to match. He who should be obeyed just with one look from his eyes!

Welcome to the woman's world, we just get bombarded with hot sexy blondes with big tits and great arse and long legs to die for 😉

Anyway, I hope you get your wish and someone comes up with a great story for you 😀
 
Hm.
Well I see what you mean about overdoing the hott guy with a 6pack and a fake tan ..

Everyone has a preference, I guess.
 
I'm not a hot guy with six pack abs ...I'm a cool guy with a spare tire gut...Don't you want me? You could rub it and make a wish.
 
Eminor said:
Huh? Oh, no, I'm a girl 😀
Sorry, I should have specified. I'm a girl who finds attractive blokes unattractive 🙂
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Oh man...whoops, 😉 😛 I'm really sorry :blush: I shouldn't have assumed, sorry 🙂

I sort of agree with you when you say that about attractive guys I can admire them but I usually get more drawn to a guy with a bit more than just his physique. I like character in a face, not just the typical good looks.

I also like a guy with a bit of a squidgy belly, I love playing/touching it.

LeeLee
 
I think its nice to be able to read a story with a different interpretation of what is attractive. a lot of stories are so stereotypical, I guess thats why I like to write, then I get to pick the characters I want. I mean, I wonder how many women fantasize about the stereotypical "attractive man" tickling them?
 
Eminor said:
Like, the tanned, muscular, broad chested ones who run around topless on the beach in crappy TV shows, with the whole "dazzling smile" thing going on.

Gah.

They're so generic.
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Interesting. That's exactly how I feel about most of the women that the media present as gorgeous "hot babe" types and that all men are supposed to dream about. I'm not especially attracted to them because to me they all look the same. They're generic, as you say. I prefer women with more personality, more uniqueness in their features, even if some of these features might be considered minor flaws. And I'm not attracted to a 38DD-24-36 physique with blown up lips, a painted face, needlessly uncomfortable and unhealthy high heels, a skirt that barely covers anything and a decolletage that goes down to the navel that, as a man, I'm supposed to drool over. I don't even prefer blondes (though I have nothing against them). So I understand what you mean, even though we're not talking about the same gender.
 
Burntchains said:
lol, well...I do prefer the pale, dark haired nerdy guy cause i have one. But i do see your point....seems we need more pale, dark, uniformed sinister types.....forms plot in head. yay new story ideas.
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Yep, definitely 😀
 
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That phrase, "pale, dark, uniformed sinister types" made me smile 🙂
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What's this do for ya then?

440px-Sinister.png


*drools*
 
Go to a gathering, Eminor - you might be lucky enough to meet the weirdo man of your dreams! (Hope to see you soon....)
 
Aahhh I know what you mean! Especially in the tickling stories! :ty:
The terrifying guy with a mustache never does much for me (I see him so often in those, very odd.), but it might be because I have a very picky real life men preference. :disgust:
Like skinnier with blonde hair and cute smile! Always the sweeter guy. It may be more my age, but...eeehh I am weird 😀

The Last Laugh said:
Interesting. That's exactly how I feel about most of the women that the media present as gorgeous "hot babe" types and that all men are supposed to dream about. I'm not especially attracted to them because to me they all look the same. They're generic, as you say. I prefer women with more personality, more uniqueness in their features, even if some of these features might be considered minor flaws. And I'm not attracted to a 38DD-24-36 physique with blown up lips, a painted face, needlessly uncomfortable and unhealthy high heels, a skirt that barely covers anything and a decolletage that goes down to the navel that, as a man, I'm supposed to drool over. I don't even prefer blondes (though I have nothing against them). So I understand what you mean, even though we're not talking about the same gender.
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I have a good opinion of you for that! 😀 It is always been a stereotype on both sides I dislike---men and gerls (?) only attract to one kind of person. Often I like 'unconventionally pretty' people 🙂 I am sure I am not alone!
 
I know EXACTLY what you mean about the stereotypical attractive physique. It reminds me of how they were talking about people's celebrity "to do" lists on the radio, the other day, and I don't really care for the two that topped the list that nearly EVERY other guy is attracted to: Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston (For the men, the two that topped the list were of course, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt.).

I find individual quirks/flaws to be attractive and endearing. Many celebrities don't bear any of these idiosyncrasies, so I'm not often attracted to celebrities. To name a celebrity example that I find attractive, I'll say Joey Lauren Adams, from <i>Mallrats</i>, <i>Chasing Amy</i>, and <i>Big Daddy</i>, just to name a few of the movies she was in. Many people I talked to can't STAND her voice, but I think it sets her apart from other famous celebrities, and contributes to her attractiveness. It makes her all cute and pixie-like to me. I also never found fitness-model type women to be attractive.
 
Eminor said:
You're right, vampires are getting very cliche. Stupid Twilight. God, I hate that series, I wish it would just go away ):

Anyway.

Needless to say, I prefer proper vampires, not ones who sparkle, but I prefer fascists anyway, so if I was to write that story, it probably wouldn't involve vamps.
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Good God YES!!!!!! Damn Im so happy to finally hear a female speak on how the series and movie is just:zombie: lol. And it sux cuz it wont go away....I know 30 and 40 y/o women(some of which I work with) who are in love with that crap.....and I mean like...buy the book, sit home and night and read it b4 going to bed, then dreaming about....damn I hate.....crazy big forheaded, shiney man, who says tons of random shit(sigh...yea i saw that damn movie). I think just like you on the vamp angle....a true vamp should off of 30 days of night....damn just thinking bout that movies gives me the chills...lol.
 
*DEEEEEEEEEEEEP breath*

Okay I'm totally going to be slammed so fast and so hard I won't know what hit me, just for saying this.

:paranoia:

But...I kinda liked the Twilight movie. I'm a male by the way. But before you get out your glocks and lay into me, I think it was an okay movie. It had so many flaws and laughable moments but I didn't find it to be quiet as horrible as people keep saying. I think what everybody hates is the popularity and the emotional grip it's somehow getting a hold on people.
I admit it, I don't quite get it. There are so many more romantically moving and compelling movies out there than this one. Twilight hardly changed anything in my heart or viewpoint but it didn't sicken me either.
Viewing this movie from an unbiased point of view, it was pleasing to the senses for me.
I don't know perhaps it's simply because of where it was filmed or something. I love cold weather, rain, forest, and Washington so so very much that I suppose I can't help but love looking at the cinematography.


Well aside from that, about the actual topic of discussion. As a heterosexual male, I can't really give a good opinion about generic, Ken Doll men. But I think I definitely agree to what degree I can.
I definitely do not feel a strong attraction to busty, overly tanned, perfect women. Indeed it would seem I'm attracted to their personality very very much.
There are two things I look for in a girl the most. The first one is rather strange but it's just something I'm born with it seems.
I will always observe a woman's hands. Yes, her hands.
Hands can tell you a lot about a person. I could go on forever about that.
But perhaps the most important thing I can find in woman that will attract me is when I simply look into their eyes.
Simply observing their face is the most important initiation for myself.

Now of course, yes their appearance, style, body, hair etc. is important. Everybody has their reasonable standards. But I love to see a woman just being her, and not doing their best to be as sexy as society makes her feel she needs to be.

I've rambled...and you've all pretty much been saying the same things, except for the Twilight thing.

Ta Ta :upsidedow
 
Eminor said:
how come I can't find a single story with a super-intelligent, pale, unhandsome, unmuscular, black-haired-and-grey-eyed byronic hero type in his 30s-40s with a name like Victor or Frederick who is either (or a combination of) a fascist, a vampire, a political rebel in a totalitarian state, a commander of a spaceship of some sort, or a scientist who experiments on people against their will?
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You can find plenty of those in hackneyed faux-18th century romance novels. Mills & Boon books have them too. Personally the bloke's appearance isn't my primary concern when I'm looking at the old pornos and whatnot :-o
 
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