a word about underwear...

[venray]

er um... I really thought it was a cat. There was a fingerprint smudge on my monitor right where the cat's nose is. er.. was. I cleaned my monitor. Still looks like a cat, 'cept for the nose. 😀

Mean lookin little mutha. Could be a top-O-the-line mouser if left to its own.
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You're killing me man!

 

[venray]

Jami....the Elves will just wait until you fall asleep and pop in and take what they came for....

Sweet dreams, hon...


Nite all...........

 

[Mastertank1]

Ha!

Our imaginations can last so long and then we have to see reality..

Reality is a crutch for those who cannot handle fantasy!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[Mastertank1]

Elves shmelves

If the elves want my underwear then they have to do the following -

1: Take me out on a real date - one where they pay, not me, and take me someplace nice. (You know, I've never been on a real date.)

2: Seduce me with chivalry - open doors for me, treat me in a slightly old fashion manner, but agknowledge women are equal to men.

3: Show that they're not ashamed to be seen with a fat woman in public via Public Displays of Affection (PDAs) - not total groping but giving me a kiss, holding my hand, offering me their arm, etc.

4: Take me back to their home after softening me up and seduce me. The tickle me silly.

Then I shall get undressed, including underwear, so they can tie me up and tickle me and the rest.

Oh, but elves, FYI, I'm allergic to latex, so you need a different type of condom. And spermicidal lube.

But at the end of the night, I shall put my undies back on and go home.

That's the only way they're getting me to take them off for them.

I want you to take them off for ME, you sexy thing you!
Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[isabeau]

Izzy, I was worried about you before, but now I'm really spooked.

There are things in life worthy of more thought than one's underwear.

However, let me say that my washer always turns the labels out. I hate that.

If I turn the labels out before inserting my undies into the washer, they still come out with the labels out. No flop. The washer knows.

Never mind Izzy, I'm not worried about you any more, you're cool.

It's these machines we need to worry about.
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let me just say this... life is one big underwear. or not lololol i was going somewhere with this but havent the foggiest idea where.. and wow this thread is still on page one???? and btw i was wrong they arent elves. they are underwear gnomes.

no need to worry about me Perv..now when i start typing about one breast being somewhat bigger than the other , now that might garner some worry.

isabeau 🙂

 

[RobAce]

Geesh this innocent underthread has been turned upside down by naughty talk. Gee this looks like its been fun, I wonder whos underwear will be brought up (or down) as the case may be next for the evil underwear gnomes.
ROFL!! It wont be this mexican I assure you!!

Rob

 

[venray]

and btw i was wrong they arent elves. they are underwear gnomes.



isabeau 🙂

Now THAT explains the missing underwear in hotels....it is that little travelocity guy.....

 

[venray]

 

[RobAce]

The travel gnome...with his underwear guarentee.

Rob

 

[venray]

The travel gnome...with his underwear guarentee.

Rob

He always seems to have his hands in his pockets.....unless he is just holding up his underwear.....

 

[TicklishLurker]

I want you to take them off for ME, you sexy thing you!
Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

Then follow the guide on how to get me out of them. 😛

And Venray - I checked, my undies are all still here. I guess the gnomes just ain't interested in my big old panties. Maybe they have enough parachutes.

 

[isabeau]

Then follow the guide on how to get me out of them. 😛

And Venray - I checked, my undies are all still here. I guess the gnomes just ain't interested in my big old panties. Maybe they have enough parachutes.

lolol your too cute. i'm thinking of purchasing some black lacy underwear. i have never had sexy lingerie before and its about time i get me some.

isabeau

 

[TicklishLurker]

lolol your too cute. i'm thinking of purchasing some black lacy underwear. i have never had sexy lingerie before and its about time i get me some.

isabeau

Nah - sexy undies ain't worth it. I've got a few satiny pairs that I never wear. They're totally uncomfortable plus frankly, after a couple of hours of that area not being able to "breath" it starts to smell rather nasty. And the lace itches something fierce.

 

[Tamia78]

Hmmmmm....Panties.

I've been reading through this thread.....and i can't believe you guys are talking about underwear.....lol.

By the way, how's your underwear count so far, Iz?

 

[isabeau]

I've been reading through this thread.....and i can't believe you guys are talking about underwear.....lol.

By the way, how's your underwear count so far, Iz?

hm lol very funny... still have them all although those gnomes are definitely diminishing my supply... heck Tamia you should have been here when there was a thread entitled what do you call your penis?

isabeau 😀

 

[Ticklemmmeeeeee]

Hilarious Isabeau! LOL....at the risk of seeming idiotic...what the heck is TMI? lol 🙄

 

[isabeau]

Hilarious Isabeau! LOL....at the risk of seeming idiotic...what the heck is TMI? lol 🙄

TMI=too much info lololol and penises arent too much info?

isabeau

thanks it was meant in jest sort of... although today i'm wearing one of the less fortunate pairs of panties lolol

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

Nah - sexy undies ain't worth it. I've got a few satiny pairs that I never wear. They're totally uncomfortable plus frankly, after a couple of hours of that area not being able to "breath" it starts to smell rather nasty. And the lace itches something fierce.

Sexy underwear is like a neck tie. You wear it for ten minutes just so you could take it off.

And thanks TL, for ruining the fantasy..dont you know the sexy underwear is for us..not you. ..

 

[TicklishLurker]

Sexy underwear is like a neck tie. You wear it for ten minutes just so you could take it off.

And thanks TL, for ruining the fantasy..dont you know the sexy underwear is for us..not you. ..

Seeing how I've never been on a real date, sexy undies don't matter. Trust me, after the 5th time of hearing "You're nice, but too fat to be seen with in public" you give up on sexy undies.

The gnomes can have those ones. At least then they might see some action. I'll stick with my granny ones.

 

[Illtcklu]

let me just say this... life is one big underwear. or not lololol i was going somewhere with this but havent the foggiest idea where.. and wow this thread is still on page one???? isabeau

Well duh???? We're talking about YOUR underwear, which if you have any compasion, you should've given up by now!!!!

 

[isabeau]

Well duh???? We're talking about YOUR underwear, which if you have any compasion, you should've given up by now!!!!

hmm thats compassion ya goof. and why should i have given them up? you mean for lent or something? lololol anyway update update. todays panties are fanfriggingtastic.

isabeau 😛

 

[Illtcklu]

hmm thats compassion ya goof. and why should i have given them up? you mean for lent or something? lololol anyway update update. todays panties are fanfriggingtastic.

isabeau 😛

You mean the ones hanging on the lampshade?!

 

[ticklishscribe]

Hey this thread is top crotch, I mean top notch...

And we shouldn't draw the panty line at anything legal.

Isabeau, I'd love to see you in black lacey thongs. They would be, shall I say, veeeeeery appeeling.

I've been reading through this thread.....and i can't believe you guys are talking about underwear.....lol.

By the way, how's your underwear count so far, Iz?

 

[Illtcklu]

I've been reading through this thread.....and i can't believe you guys are talking about underwear.....lol.

By the way, how's your underwear count so far, Iz?

Tamia???? You ARE going to donate to the cause????