You know what REALLY hurts?
Farting.
That little breath you take and hold right before you let it rip causes a small pressure buildup that hurts SO bad. Problem is, it's a safety measure, because if you don't take that breath, you run the risk of shitting yourself.
No one told me that was in the fucking

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You folks have absolutely no idea how much I love you for filling this thread with your thoughts and prayers. I consider the TMF to be my extended family (as much so as I would my legitimate, blood-family) and this is exactly why. Reading through this thread almost made me burst into tears (and trust me I would have if not for mortal fear of the pain that would bring).
From a bed in a hospital, slowly sipping a cocacola,
Mark
Hugs for everyone.