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Anyone else with a craptacular Thanksgiving?

General Zod

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Greetings from a snowy Maine
I am a trucker who normally spends Thanksgiving at home in Ephrata,Pa This year I can't I am on a dedicated Wal Mart account where I have to stay on the road at leats 12 days My last time off was 5 weeks ago

Earlier this month I was told by my mother that I had been summoned for jury duty in Lancaster,Pa So far I have no luck in getting out of it Therefore I had to stay out this Thanksgiving

I called my mother earlier today She at least understands She told my nieces and nephews that I won't be home this year That bummed them out I will be calling them later

To add insult to injury my truck has an oil leak I could not get it fixed last night The Freightliner dealer was to busy I hope to get it fixed tommorrow

At least the diner/bar is serving Thanksgiving dinner tonight I think I may get drunk They serve Rolling Rock beer My favorite


Fething jury duty With any bit of luck one of the gakking lawyers will hate me So I will get excused from it

Hope ya'll have a better Thanksgiving than I do
 
awww general i'm so sorry hon.... getting drunk hmmmm dont drink and drive silly. i know what you can do. watch the WV pitt game. and root for WV. o oops you live in pa. well hmm anyway that sucks that you had to be alone today. if it makes you feel any better, it was just me and david of course thats two not one. sighs. i'm just making this worse.

now about jury duty. just say hell yea i'm for the death penalty heck i'll pull the plug. or whatever. that should get you out pronto. i think...

isabeau
 
Damn don't stand under a tree today...it sounds like it might fall on you!
I dunno Thanksigiving is an ok holiday. Its not my fav though or anything. I like xmas eve the best, Halloween is just a cool/unique day that reminds you of when you were a kid and 4th of July, Labor Day, Memorial Day are all cool barbecue/fireworks etc. type holidays.
But Thanksgiving is a cool football/turkey holiday. Enjoy it as much as anyone can.
 
isabeau said:
awww general i'm so sorry hon.... getting drunk hmmmm dont drink and drive silly. i know what you can do. watch the WV pitt game. and root for WV. o oops you live in pa. well hmm anyway that sucks that you had to be alone today. if it makes you feel any better, it was just me and david of course thats two not one. sighs. i'm just making this worse.

now about jury duty. just say hell yea i'm for the death penalty heck i'll pull the plug. or whatever. that should get you out pronto. i think...

isabeau

If they ask me about the upcoming Ludwig murder case that just happened I will tell them two words "Soylent Green" :manicd:
 
Edge said:
Damn don't stand under a tree today...it sounds like it might fall on you!
I dunno Thanksigiving is an ok holiday. Its not my fav though or anything. I like xmas eve the best, Halloween is just a cool/unique day that reminds you of when you were a kid and 4th of July, Labor Day, Memorial Day are all cool barbecue/fireworks etc. type holidays.
But Thanksgiving is a cool football/turkey holiday. Enjoy it as much as anyone can.

I'm one of those people that if it wasn't for bad luck I'd have none at all
 
General Zod said:
I'm one of those people that if it wasn't for bad luck I'd have none at all

now thats not true i'm your friend so that is good luck for you lol just kidding. wow can i change places??? i've always wanted to be on a jury, especially a crime case . grrrr i bet you never watched ctv either sighs. some peeps have all the luck omg lol get it?

isabeau :wavingguy
 
I feel for ya General. I've been stranded alone for the holidays myself. Not for a couple years, but I still remember how it felt.

I hope you at least had a good Thanksgiving meal. Roadhouse food isn't always the best.
 
sole seeker said:
I feel for ya General. I've been stranded alone for the holidays myself. Not for a couple years, but I still remember how it felt.

I hope you at least had a good Thanksgiving meal. Roadhouse food isn't always the best.

Thanks Sole Seeker It wasn't too bad I had dinner at the motel I stayed at
 
Bummer that you got stuck up there...though I guess I can think of worse places to get stuck. If you ever get stuck near Hartford, CT, give a yell. We'll make ya feel better. :veryhappy

Ann
 
General Zod said:
Hope ya'll have a better Thanksgiving than I do

LOL GenZ!
Craptacular=good word for it. Spent 9 hours in a car, got rear-ended by some ass hat, got my ear talked off for hours by a bunch of crazy family members (who mostly bitched at each other) but left me alone. Then got to spend a lovely evening on what may be the world's MOST uncomfortable futon~except I didn't sleep! A house filled with 2 kids, one teenager, five other adults (4 are cigarette smokers in the house.) I'm not obviously. The noise never ended, TV, slamming doors, kids yelling at each other. Bleah. Next year for Thanksgiving I'm spending it at the beach (at least that's the story I'll be giving 'em--HEE!)
Happy Holidays Everyone! :bunny:
XOXO
 
My thanksgiving was great! I went to the Macy Thanksgiving Day parade at 6:00 A.M. and I stand in the front row to see the floats and the balloons! :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou
 
Bartmanhomer said:
My thanksgiving was great! I went to the Macy Thanksgiving Day parade at 6:00 A.M. and I stand in the front row to see the floats and the balloons! :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou

well damn lucky you. were you anywhere near where that balloon hit the lamp? those two girls were so lucky to have survived that.

isabeau
 
TklDuo-Ann said:
Bummer that you got stuck up there...though I guess I can think of worse places to get stuck. If you ever get stuck near Hartford, CT, give a yell. We'll make ya feel better. :veryhappy

Ann


Thank youAnn :blush: :bouncybou
 
hey general another thing you can yell out is FTF

being a lady i'll leave it to you to understand what it means

fry the fu.... lol

isabeau 😀
 
steph said:
LOL GenZ!
Craptacular=good word for it. Spent 9 hours in a car, got rear-ended by some ass hat, got my ear talked off for hours by a bunch of crazy family members (who mostly bitched at each other) but left me alone. Then got to spend a lovely evening on what may be the world's MOST uncomfortable futon~except I didn't sleep! A house filled with 2 kids, one teenager, five other adults (4 are cigarette smokers in the house.) I'm not obviously. The noise never ended, TV, slamming doors, kids yelling at each other. Bleah. Next year for Thanksgiving I'm spending it at the beach (at least that's the story I'll be giving 'em--HEE!)
Happy Holidays Everyone! :bunny:
XOXO
Ouch Steph Hopefully your car wasn't damaged too bad and you weren't hurt
 
Well my thanksgiving wasn't as nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be, but the events of the day before kind of put a damper on the evening. Huge train wreck.. literally
 
Good luck, General!

kwil and I spent Thanksgiving with my family...he's a brave man! :lovestory

I hope things get better for you, General! My mom is constantly called up for jury duty, but as soon as they find out we have officers of the law in assorted fields in our family (both past and present), she's dismissed. :smilestar
 
lite said:
kwil and I spent Thanksgiving with my family...he's a brave man! :lovestory

I hope things get better for you, General! My mom is constantly called up for jury duty, but as soon as they find out we have officers of the law in assorted fields in our family (both past and present), she's dismissed. :smilestar

Thank you Lite How are you both? Why is she dismissed because of police in the family? I am curious to know 🙂
 
We're doing well, General! :smilestar

Usually it's the defense that dismisses her. They think that having law officers in the family will somehow prejudice her against the defendants.
 
steph said:
LOL GenZ!
Craptacular=good word for it. Spent 9 hours in a car, got rear-ended by some ass hat, got my ear talked off for hours by a bunch of crazy family members (who mostly bitched at each other) but left me alone. Then got to spend a lovely evening on what may be the world's MOST uncomfortable futon~except I didn't sleep! A house filled with 2 kids, one teenager, five other adults (4 are cigarette smokers in the house.) I'm not obviously. The noise never ended, TV, slamming doors, kids yelling at each other. Bleah. Next year for Thanksgiving I'm spending it at the beach (at least that's the story I'll be giving 'em--HEE!)
Happy Holidays Everyone! :bunny:
XOXO

You really SHOULD go to the beach next Thanksgiving. Last Christmas was a disappointment for us. We went to in-laws Christmas eve...I couldn't breathe because of cat allergy and a messy cluttered house, and they watched Dirty Harry movies on DVD (which would be fine otherwise but on Christmas?? sheesh...) and complained about the take-out food that we had to buy. This year we'll have them to our house Christmas Eve then go to Disney World on Christmas Day...so there! (like they really care that much anyway...!)

Oh...and hope your Christmas turns out better, Zod!
 
Lite
That does make sense Allthough you are "innocent" :smilestar

Unit5610
As long as nothing stupid happens I will be off for Christmas :rotate:
 
General Zod said:
Lite
That does make sense Allthough you are "innocent" :smilestar

Unit5610
As long as nothing stupid happens I will be off for Christmas :rotate:

define something stupid happening? you will be off for christmas i guarantee it. or i'll call your boss myself

isabeau :santasmil
 
isabeau said:
define something stupid happening? you will be off for christmas i guarantee it. or i'll call your boss myself

isabeau :santasmil

Fate/kharma/God's will raising it's ugly head :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:
 
General Zod said:
Fate/kharma/God's will raising it's ugly head :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:

silly General think positive it works wonders. take it from someone who learned that lesson rather lately but better late than never

isabeau :xpulcy:
 
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