Ask a Rhino!

[asutickler]

You're planning to what... Wrestle me? Box me? 😵

 

[BlackestLily]

You're planning to what... Wrestle me? Box me? 😵

I'll be Chun Li, you can be...Vega.

 

[asutickler]

I'll be Chun Li, you can be...Ryu.

Fixed.

 

[BlackestLily]

Fixed.

NOWAI. You're Vega so I can say I brought this kickass on you:

http://www.vidoemo.com/yvideo.php?i=N3FYRnVucWuRpWVNzYzg&street-fighter-chun-li-vs-vega=

Note how you suggestively lick the blade like a feminine rhino. Sorry for wrecking your beautiful face. 😀

 

[asutickler]

I have that on DVD, you know. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

I have that on DVD, you know. 😀

You DO know how awesome that is, right?

 

[asutickler]

You DO know how awesome that is, right?

Why yes, yes I do. 😉 I take it you ALSO own this fine film?

 

[BlackestLily]

Why yes, yes I do. 😉 I take it you ALSO own this fine film?

Naw 🙁 I rented it and witnessed the glory, but I don't own it.

 

[asutickler]

Naw 🙁 I rented it and witnessed the glory, but I don't own it.

Close enough. If we weren't mortal enemies and all, we could be bestest friends! 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Close enough. If we weren't mortal enemies and all, we could be bestest friends! 😀

LOL We could, same as Chun Li and Vega. But SHE BROUGHT DOWN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!

 

[asutickler]

Srsly, I am NOT Vega. I'm not that pretty, and I always win. 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Srsly, I am Vega.

I know...that's why I said it.

Would you rather lick the sweat off of a man's buttcrack or under his man-titty?

 

[asutickler]

I know...that's why I said it.

Would you rather lick the sweat off of a man's buttcrack or under his man-titty?

Under the man-titty. Less chance of poo there.

 

[BlackestLily]

Under the man-titty. Less chance of poo there.

Would you rather wife and I wreck you at the beginning or end of the Bash?

 

[asutickler]

Would you rather wife and I wreck you at the beginning or end of the Bash?

Both. 🙂

 

[BlackestLily]

Both. 🙂

Now before the wrecking can happen would you rather be voluntarily cuffed to an unmoving piece of furniture, or tied to it?

 

[asutickler]

Now before the wrecking can happen would you rather be voluntarily cuffed to an unmoving piece of furniture, or tied to it?

I'm reasonably certain that I can move any piece of furniture that you'll find at Bella's or the hotel...

 

[BlackestLily]

I'm reasonably certain that I can move any piece of furniture that you'll find at Bella's or the hotel...

LOL Just answer the question so I can hold you to it.

 

[asutickler]

Are you planning to tie me to something from a distance? Because coming into range like that is going to present you with a problem...

 

[BlackestLily]

Are you planning to tie me to something from a distance? Because coming into range like that is going to present you with a problem...

That's why I added in voluntarily to the question. 😀 So, which shall it be VOLUNTARILY? Shouldn't be a problem for a big, tough rhino like you. (Or so you CLAIM. I'm beginning to wonder now...)

 

[asutickler]

That's why I added in voluntarily to the question. 😀 So, which shall it be VOLUNTARILY? Shouldn't be a problem for a big, tough rhino like you. (Or so you CLAIM. I'm beginning to wonder now...)

This was NOT part of the deal. What happened to taking me down using your RAWR?

 

[BlackestLily]

This was NOT part of the deal. What happened to taking me down using your RAWR?

No no, that sends you into a wall. That's ineffective for what follows. So will you take the path of the winner or wiener? DO EEEEEEEEET.

 

[asutickler]

No no, that sends you into a wall. That's ineffective for what follows. So will you take the path of the winner or wiener? DO EEEEEEEEET.

Something is beginning to smell distinctly of fear and fail up in here...

 

[BlackestLily]

Something is beginning to smell distinctly of fear and fail up in here...

Well, quit stinking up the joint and decide! I need my beauty sleep but won't get a peaceful nights rest until you commit to one or the other.

 

[asutickler]

I'll voluntarily allow you to try to cuff or tie me to something unmovable. 😀