Ask C.K. ('cause everyone else is doing it)

[kurchatovium]

Ever eaten a pound of raw fish? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I have not eaten a bite of raw fish, let alone an entire pound.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever kick a mountain lion in the groin? 😀 😀 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Yes. . . Bad day. . .

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever crush a grape with your bare hands? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Why yes, I can get them to spout quite high on a good day.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever kiss a Bengal Tiger full on the lips? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, I didn't think they had lips.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever eaten a fried egg with mustard on it? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, ask Mils about my opinion on eggs.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever stand in an electrical storm holding a giant tv antenna? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, but I have held an aluminum baseball bat.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever get tired of answering silly questions? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Not really, they usually have some significance.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever stick your finger in your ear and sing a song?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Im sure at some point in my life, I've done both things simultaneously

 

[General Zod]

What is tartar sauce made from?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Tartar sauce is mainly mayonnaise, along with pickles, onions, capers, and other ingredients based on the type we're referring to.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever bang your head against a wall real hard? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Yes, but I found it to be a poor conductor of frustration

 

[General Zod]

Tartar sauce is mainly mayonnaise, along with pickles, onions, capers, and other ingredients based on the type we're referring to.

That's good

For a minute I thought it was made out of.........................

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No! Certainly not! There is no ketchup of any kind in there!

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever shove carrot sticks up your nose? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, but I have used them to become a walrus.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever lick an electrical outlet? 😛