Ask C.K. ('cause everyone else is doing it)

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, but I knew someone who cut his head open on one.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever riverdance? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Yes, I have, just really poorly.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever square dance?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Yes, a couple times. I have to be careful, cause I blew my knee out once doing that.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever hop around on one leg while eating peanut butter? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

While I have done both of those things individually, I can't say I've ever done them simultaneously.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever stick carrots in your ear and pretend to be a periscope? 😛

 

[General Zod]

Ever stick carrots in your ear and pretend to be a periscope? 😛

I really wonder about you sometimes 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever rub your tummy and pat your head while dressed as a kitty? 😛

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Ever stick carrots in your ear and pretend to be a periscope? 😛

Wouldn't I need something on top of my head?

Ever rub your tummy and pat your head while dressed as a kitty? 😛

No, but I may have done it when dressed as a bunny.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever do cart wheels in the pouring rain while singing "Everbody Wang Chung Tonight"?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

The last time I could do a cartwheel that wasn't underwater was when I was 5.

I probably have sung that song in the rain. That sounds like something I'd do.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever play leap frog while wearing a cowboy hat?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I've done it with other funny hats. Cowboy hats and I don't usually get along.

 

[kurchatovium]

Every fire an automatic weapon while eating pudding?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Nope, I can honestly say I've never shot a firearm before, unless you count a paintball gun.

 

[General Zod]

Does your chewing gum loose its flavor on your bed post overnight?

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever read a book with a puppy on your head?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Does your chewing gum loose its flavor on your bed post overnight?

Im sure that it does.

Ever read a book with a puppy on your head?

I did once hold a puppy with a book on my head. I think that should count.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever eat lima beans while reciting poetry?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

no, i try to recite poetry without food in my mouth.

 

[kurchatovium]

Every belch out Gilbert and Sullivian show tunes on a crowded bus?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I don't know that I could tell you one song by them. I'm sure I know some, but not who they were penned by.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever tap dance in a JC Penny store wearing a hat made of fruit?