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[BlackestLily]

I mean...history speaks for itself, no?

So true...I guess this means he actually has to step it up and stop tickling like a Rambi...but what can you expect, nature of the beast. 😎

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

So true...I guess this means he actually has to step it up and stop tickling like a Rambi...but what can you expect, nature of the beast. 😎

He can only do his best, Wife. We can't ask him for any more than that.

Iz kay, Rhino. We love you no matter what

 

[asutickler]

LOL There is no beating wife. I've been doing this for less than a week. She's racked up YEAAAAAAAAARS of making sure you know she's never been broken. You've had so many chances...and yet...she still stands...No ler can conquer my wife. Isn't that right, wife?

It's true, you're going to have to settle for being #2. At least until Skippy gives her death-rattle safeword... 😛

And I don't care if I have to spend HOURS at it, this time I'm breaking her down. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

It's true, you're going to have to settle for being #2. At least until Skippy gives her death-rattle safeword... 😛

And I don't care if I have to spend HOURS at it, this time I'm breaking her down. 😀

You better mean that because it's gonna take HOURS. Just FYI 😉

 

[asutickler]

You better mean that because it's gonna take HOURS. Just FYI 😉

I'll reverse engineer a Sonicare with a replaceable battery pack. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I'll reverse engineer a Sonicare with a replaceable battery pack. 😀

....Fuck. Off.

 

[BlackestLily]

Hey wife, just checking in since it doesn't seem you're worried at all. How fiercely will you battle the rhino to come out the champion?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Hey wife, just checking in since it doesn't seem you're worried at all. How fiercely will you battle the rhino to come out the champion?

My beautiful wife, there is nothing I won't do to bring us to victory.

 

[asutickler]

My beautiful wife, there is nothing I won't do to bring us to victory.

You have no idea how absolutely diabolical I can be if you push the right buttons. And you have. SEVERAL TIMES.

 

[BlackestLily]

My beautiful wife, there is nothing I won't do to bring us to victory.

I'll cheer so hard for you wife, your strength and endurance will be renewed. Rambi Rhinos run out of steam more quickly than you and your fierce determination.

 

[asutickler]

I'll cheer so hard for you wife, your strength and endurance will be renewed. Rambi Rhinos run out of steam more quickly than you and your fierce determination.

Not if you've already been reduced to a little puddle on the floor, you won't.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You have no idea how absolutely diabolical I can be if you push the right buttons. And you have. SEVERAL TIMES.

And you, my precious Rhino, have no idea how many hours I have endured with little to no desire to stop 🙂 I'm not saying it's impossible for you to win -- but it won't be easy. That much I can promise you.

 

[BlackestLily]

Not if you've already been reduced to a little puddle on the floor, you won't.

I'll have my running shoes on, just fyi.

 

[asutickler]

And you, my precious Rhino, have no idea how many hours I have endured with little to no desire to stop 🙂 I'm not saying it's impossible for you to win -- but it won't be easy. That much I can promise you.

Pffft. Who says I won't try to keep you on that tortured edge between holding on and giving in for as long as is humanly possible? You're not the only one who's good at their role, you know... 😉

 

[asutickler]

I'll have my running shoes on, just fyi.

I'm a LOT faster than I look, just FYI.

 

[BlackestLily]

I'm a LOT faster than I look, just FYI.

Wife has got me covered. I'm an amazing escape artist.

 

[asutickler]

Wife has got me covered. I'm an amazing escape artist.

Aw, that's so cute!

...You really, really have no idea of what you're facing here, do you? 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Aw, that's so cute!

...You really, really have no idea of what you're facing here, do you? 😀

LOL I have to second this. I love you, Wife, and for that reason I feel the need to be honest with you always. Your only hope is to not get caught in the first place.

 

[BlackestLily]

LOL I have to second this. I love you, Wife, but I feel the need to be honest with you always. Your only hope is to not get caught in the first place.

LOL Wife this isn't the united front we discussed.

 

[asutickler]

LOL Wife this isn't the united front we discussed.

Yes it is, but don't worry... I'll let it seem like you can outrun me. Until you start to get tired. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL Wife this isn't the united front we discussed.

WE ARE UNITED!!! I just want you to have all the facts, Wife. That's all this is.

The good news is, I can give you lots of tips on how to put off the nice rhino for a little while and hope in the meantime he gets distracted 😀

 

[asutickler]

Tip #1: Call him Rambi and slap him across the face. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

WRONG!!!! Tips will be discussed in a more private setting where the enemy can't spy and figure out our main lines of defense

 

[BlackestLily]

WE ARE UNITED!!! I just want you to have all the facts, Wife. That's all this is.

The good news is, I can give you lots of tips on how to put off the nice rhino for a little while and hope in the meantime he gets distracted 😀

Thank you so much wife! Moar tips, ploz!

Tip #1: Call him Rambi and slap him across the face. 😀

Wait...this is the tip to keep you NICE and DISTRACTED??

 

[asutickler]

Wait...this is the tip to keep you NICE and DISTRACTED??

What? You don't TRUST the nice rhino? 😀