Ask Me Anything :D

[Skipadeedoodah]

So... I've heard that you can count to 1000. You'd better remember to keep a silent count in your head, because I'm going to stop and ask what number we're on.

And god help you if you don't remember it.

The driver's seat of your car has nice, thick padding... I hope?

That is perfectly fine with me. You go ahead and let me worry about keeping count. Excellent idea 😀 Just don't be surprised if we finish sooner than you expected. Time does fly when you're having fun, after all 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL Oh wife, let's be honest. We were never going to give him milk. Just some dry dust from Walter's teats.

Wife, we have to keep him thinking that if he's well behaved he'll be rewarded so that he obeys us. It's Behavior Modification 101, Wife!

 

[BlackestLily]

Wife, we have to keep him thinking that if he's well behaved he'll be rewarded so that he obeys us. It's Behavior Modification 101, Wife!

Wife, eventually we're just going to have to accept this rhino is going to need a major behavioral overhaul. Dusty teat juice IS a reward.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wife, eventually we're just going to have to accept this rhino is going to need a major behavioral overhaul. Dusty teat juice IS a reward.

Ya know something, Wife, you are absolutely right. He needs to work his way up to real milk. Good thinking.

 

[asutickler]

Does it comfort you at all to know that your wife is ALSO going to need a harsh lesson in rhino justice? 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Does it comfort you at all to know that your wife is ALSO going to need a harsh lesson in rhino justice? 😀

If your methods don't work with one wife, they won't work with any wife!

 

[asutickler]

If your methods don't work with one wife, they won't work with any wife!

Skippy, I think your wife is encouraging me to try harder. Why don't you put a stop to this before it escalates out of control?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Does it comfort you at all to know that your wife is ALSO going to need a harsh lesson in rhino justice? 😀

ORLY? Because a minute ago she was on your team? You're a very flippity-floppity rhino. No wonder she chose to stick with IFD.

 

[BlackestLily]

ORLY? Because a minute ago she was on your team? You're a very flippity-floppity rhino. No wonder she chose to stick with IFD.

He was going to attack someone who he was trying to make a team member wife. A TEAM MEMBER!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

If your methods don't work with one wife, they won't work with any wife!

Agreed.

Skippy, I think your wife is encouraging me to try harder. Why don't you put a stop to this before it escalates out of control?

She is just making you aware of IFD's resistance to rhino bullying. You should have figured this out on your own by now, but we don't mind accommodating those who might be a little slower than others.

 

[asutickler]

He was going to attack someone who he was trying to make a team member wife. A TEAM MEMBER!!

You didn't make the cut... I've decided to take Walter instead. 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

He was going to attack someone who he was trying to make a team member wife. A TEAM MEMBER!!

That, Wife, is why you're safest with IFD. We'll never turn on you.

 

[BlackestLily]

That, Wife, is why you're safest with IFD. We'll never turn on you.

I know wifey, you'll never leave me.

 

[asutickler]

You know how this is all going to end, right? 😀

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You know how this is all going to end, right? 😀

My guess would be with all of us back in our respective homes and you telling us that we got off easy and we're really in for it next time.

 

[BlackestLily]

You know how this is all going to end, right? 😀

With us tying you to a tree and giving the neighborhood kids bats, telling them it's RHINO PIÑATA EXTRAVAGANZA DAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!

 

[asutickler]

My guess would be with all of us back in our respective homes and you telling us that we got off easy and we're really in for it next time.

No. You got off WAY too easy LAST time. Are you happy to know that I'll be kicking it up several notches?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

No. You got off WAY too easy LAST time. Are you happy to know that I'll be kicking it up several notches?

LOL Who the fuck are YOU talking to? Wife?? Because I did NOT get off easy last time.

 

[asutickler]

LOL Who the fuck are YOU talking to? Wife?? Because I did NOT get off easy last time.

You did get off too easy, and I've been regretting it ever since. I think you needed MOAR. Much, much MOAR. MOAR because MOAR.


And this time you shall HAZ MOAR. Really, that's what you've been campaigning for this whole time, right? 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

Wife...would you like me to hide all potential whipping devices in my apartment?

 

[asutickler]

Wife...would you like me to hide all potential whipping devices in my apartment?

You live in the woods... I'll just go on outside and cut myself a switch.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You did get off too easy, and I've been regretting it ever since. I think you needed MOAR. Much, much MOAR. MOAR because MOAR.


And this time you shall HAZ MOAR. Really, that's what you've been campaigning for this whole time, right? 😀

I have been defending myself and IFD from your threats, verbal attacks and attempts to "divide and conquer." We're just sticking up for ourselves. You're the one antagonizing us. Shame on you.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wife...would you like me to hide all potential whipping devices in my apartment?

Well that would be a step up from offering to lend him belts, Wife.

 

[asutickler]

I have been defending myself and IFD from your threats, verbal attacks and attempts to "divide and conquer." We're just sticking up for ourselves. You're the one antagonizing us. Shame on you.

Gosh, you say all of that like it's a BAD thing.

I'm MOAR than happy to take on the role of the ruthless villain... Is that how you want it?

 

[BlackestLily]

Well that would be a step up from offering to lend him belts, Wife.

😉 That was a lesson moment in calling wives derpaderps.