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Ask Me Something....If you dare!

Will this be you on your birthday???

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What is the earliest birthday you remember. What made it memorable? (Your birthday s coming!!!!!)

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I have so many wonderful posts to make in your thread! Are you getting excited?
 
Do you have a kitty! Does your kittly give you presents on your birthday??

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Are you feeling a little weak, getting older and all? I might share my cane with you, if you say the magic words.......
 
Are you feeling a little weak, getting older and all? I might share my cane with you, if you say the magic words.......

That is why you are so loved by so many! What a kind offer!!!!😀

Helena. Are you ready for day two?
 
I have some good stuff in store for you tonight! Are you done laughing from the last bit???😀
 
Will this be you on your birthday???

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I don't drink alcohol, but if you come over and help me spit on my cake....(blow out the candles) it's possible that your cooties could generate a gagging reflex.:happyhop:
Are you getting excited about being another year older?

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Careful, or there will be a cake fight to remember! Muahahahahahaha.:bwahaha::bwahaha:
What is the earliest birthday you remember. What made it memorable? (Your birthday s coming!!!!!)

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I don't have a specific first birthday memory, but I bet it was magnificent just as you are!:hysteriatrain:

Is getting another year older no big deal to you?

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You are a horrid man. :dom: :2poke:
I have so many wonderful posts to make in your thread! Are you getting excited?
Do I have a choice? :evilha:
Do you have a kitty! Does your kittly give you presents on your birthday??

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I don't have a kitty, and I think the above illustrates why. 😛 😛 😛
I will leave you with this for tonight. I LMAO at this one!

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I laughed so hard when I saw this that my eyes began to water, and my belly hurt. Me likey.:dancingsheep:
I won't bomb your thread,but,is instant kharma gonna get you? :popcorn:
I think I'm gonna get severely teased, so yes! :ilikepie:

General! She has no idea!!:super:
Don't threaten me. :moon:
Does Helena know we wuv her? :wub:
Zoddy, you are evil, and a very naughty boy. Yummy, yum, yum.:pie:
Are you feeling a little weak, getting older and all? I might share my cane with you, if you say the magic words.......
That's a tempting offer. How generous and kind you are. :evilha:
That is why you are so loved by so many! What a kind offer!!!!😀

Helena. Are you ready for day two?
I can handle you. :moon:
Do you know of a good place to get some tasty tea?
I'll bet there's a spot. I just haven't discovered it yet. Do you have a favorite tea place? 😛
I have some good stuff in store for you tonight! Are you done laughing from the last bit???😀
Those were some pretty funny stuff, and it really made me laugh. 😀
 
Are you going to stay around here and get your next feather tonight?
 
Sooooooooooo. Day two.

This is describes exactly what happens to a gal in Texas on her B-Day! Be glad you are not here!

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