Slacker, didn't take long, did it? They so don't want to know what I/we have in store for them. I've been plotting ALL SUMMER up to this point. Poor girls! But, they bring it on themselves.
So I was looking at the Bella thread from 09 and comparing it to this one. Verdict: We are srsly slacking in the shit-talking, psyched-getting department. I blame...well...Slacker.
Of course. Notice the bold-faced word in your quote.
I sure did.

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I know, right? Leave it to him to ruin a perfectly good party thread. Douche.
More ammo to be used against you for insulting my fellow Steeler fan. It's gonna come to you quickly, briskly, repeatedly, often and like was stated before, it will be quite a memorable experience for all...especially YOU!
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No, blame your precious wife. She's accounted for what...3 posts? Maybe 4? Or has she just finally learned to keep her yap shut?
RIGHT! Why do I doubt this?
See? I knew it was just a matter of time. Incidentally, you've always had the open invitation to try and carry out your threats. Nothing has ever stopped you but your own fear of failure.
November can't come soon enough.
See? I'm not ALWAYS vengeful. >:]
First time for everything. Good work.
There
will be hands coming down...on Reddest Fanny's, well, fanny and Skippy's! Skippy's gonna be skippin' when I'm done!
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I have no idea what this all means. Luckily you threaten me with the same old, tired shit all the time, so it could be in Portuguese and I'd still have a pretty good idea of the message you were trying to convey.
More ammo for me. Thank you!

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Gah. Don't take it back.. your post was spot on. All they have to come back with is asinine sarcasm. Clearly they are incapable of handling sheer brilliance, like what we ladies deliver.
Speaking of deliveries...you're quite due for several good deliveries from me.
When one of you actually says or does something brilliant, we'll be sure to let you know that we're suitably impressed.
We'll both be retired in 20 years. Can you wait that long?
I agree the point is still valid, but not for THIS post. He doesn't usually threaten to pimp-slap me LOL That's a new one 🙂 Don't worry, Jojo. The Rhino will dust off plenty of used up, washed out threats and retorts between now and November that will fit my original response PERFECTLY 😀
HEY HEY
HEY! This is the RHINO we're speaking of here, young lady. Those would be re
snorts! Get it right!
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Here's another hint: most DEFINITELY not you. You're forever confusing your bullshit with brilliance.
And we all wait with bated breath for YOUR usual threats of non-existent destruction.
More spot-on analysis. They must never tire of you being right.
so be it twin...we shall battle for the couch...be prepared
I'm sellin' tickets to this!
When I was hunting for Bash-oriented threads to move to this new sub-forum my thought was that since those particular threads are linked in the first post of this one it would be redundant to move them as well, but since folks want 'em here I'll get 'em right now 🙂
Reason #8,258,712 why we ALL LOVE YOU! Especially me.
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GUH!!!! I. Am. An. ASSHOLE.
Don't be so hard on yourself...and give me reasons to do things to you!
Krazie already broke my balls...
This may be the most disturbing thing ever written on the forum.