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BASH AT BELLA'S 2011!!!!!!!

To be fair Sir, those pants are no weirder than the clown shorts I've seen you wear for beach volleyball :devil:

love it!!!


I vote for clown shorts.

C'mon man...you could be the one that "brings them back".

As previously stated, I will be wearing very traditional styles of pants in November. I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you all in this matter. However, the cute little comments from the ladies have been noted and will be dealt with accordingly in November. :paddle:
 
all I said was love it! I am no doubt the most mild mouth of the bunch, it is a rarity have anything against me...you only wish I was bad!
 
Hmm...

the cute little comments from the ladies have been noted and will be dealt with accordingly in November. :paddle:

Perhaps we should just start forwarding all of our comments to our Slacker or another male and let them make our posts, they're apparently immune to retaliation 😎
 
Perhaps we should just start forwarding all of our comments to our Slacker or another male and let them make our posts, they're apparently immune to retaliation 😎

They're called "bad GIRL spankings". I have too much facial hair to meet that criteria.
 
Right. Sure.

It's these witty and well-thought out replies that keep me in love with you 😉

I never said you should spank Slacker, though the $$ Bashers would pay to see that would cover my child's braces; only that we ladies should get a dude to make our posts for us since y'all seem to give each other a pass :DanceBun2:

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Quote of the year.....Proud of you, Lyz....I'll miss you after Slacker destroys you.....

Agreed; the problem is it reminds me of vagina spanking, which does exist but unsettled me the one time I witnessed it :shock2:
 
You just signed you own death warrant. And considering I need to speak with you face to face very soon, this was quite possibly the DUMBEST thing you could have done.

and since you are in a destroying mood, I feel for her....a little...LOL but make sure you leave a little left for the Shark, for he has some unfinished business I'm sure

Agreed; the problem is it reminds me of vagina spanking, which does exist but unsettled me the one time I witnessed it :shock2:

what unsettled you dear?? didn't think much freaked you out
 
what unsettled you dear?? didn't think much freaked you out

This was about 12 yrs ago, I was pretty new to such things. Plus, you kinda had to be there; the way this Top went to town on this lady's dainty bits with a riding crop turned me green around the gills even though she obviously loved it. I felt the same the time she had her vaginal lips sewn shut, hooray for her but :xlime:
 
You just signed you own death warrant. And considering I need to speak with you face to face very soon, this was quite possibly the DUMBEST thing you could have done.
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This was about 12 yrs ago, I was pretty new to such things. Plus, you kinda had to be there; the way this Top went to town on this lady's dainty bits with a riding crop turned me green around the gills even though she obviously loved it. I felt the same the time she had her vaginal lips sewn shut, hooray for her but :xlime:

Fucking awesome...greatest mental image ever....gonna have the sweetest sexual nightmares tonite
 
But just the right amount of vagina.

This can be taken many, many ways. But, since it came from you...:paddle: for you!

Wow. I'm sure you know that this will cost you. I can see Ginny and Butterpants scrambling over the fence in the backyard leaving you alone to face Slacker.

Can't wait to see that!

It's these witty and well-thought out replies that keep me in love with you 😉

Why be witty? It was well-thought-out. Especially the thought about what's gonna happen to your fanny in October when I see you next. Speaking of replies... 😀

Agreed; the problem is it reminds me of vagina spanking, which does exist but unsettled me the one time I witnessed it :shock2:

Have fun with that.


Uh huh! See ya in November, dear!

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Ahhhhhhh, that was awesome. You're so screwed. XD

What he wrote!

This was about 12 yrs ago, I was pretty new to such things. Plus, you kinda had to be there; the way this Top went to town on this lady's dainty bits with a riding crop turned me green around the gills even though she obviously loved it. I felt the same the time she had her vaginal lips sewn shut, hooray for her but :xlime:

Fucking awesome...greatest mental image ever....gonna have the sweetest sexual nightmares tonite

See what you did, love? This is why we love to see you in November every year, you're so generous and thoughtful.
 
nobody could make this stuff up!! always an interesting read!
 
Damn......with that quote from Lyz, I will miss possibly the most epic destruction since that squirrel I ran over thought "Yeah, I can out run that car".

I wish I could be there, but unfortunately the Nefarious Mexican Barrister will be unable to attend. Having my little ones home for Thanksgiving this year put a crimp on budget and time. I will miss all of you, I will make plans for next year.

But please keep this thread going for those of us who want to keep up on the trash talk. Always a great read, and a way to put a smile on my face thinking of all the fun my friends will have.

Rob
 
Damn......with that quote from Lyz, I will miss possibly the most epic destruction since that squirrel I ran over thought "Yeah, I can out run that car".

I wish I could be there, but unfortunately the Nefarious Mexican Barrister will be unable to attend. Having my little ones home for Thanksgiving this year put a crimp on budget and time. I will miss all of you, I will make plans for next year.

But please keep this thread going for those of us who want to keep up on the trash talk. Always a great read, and a way to put a smile on my face thinking of all the fun my friends will have.

Rob

Thou shalt be missed Legendary Mexican of the Courts but missing it for your girls is a very noble and understandable reason.

I really wish I was smarter than I was...since I decided to wait to see if the Canadian dollar would go higher than what it was and get my American dollarinos at a better rate - all I've watched the Canuckian Peso do is plummet below parity so if you'll excuse me I need to *facepalm*, then *facedesk* and repeat cycle. >.< !@#$%$#@!
 
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