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BellaRisa said:
If you don't want to give your baby formula but still want others to give a feeding while you go to work/shower/see a movie/take a much needed mommy-nap, you use a breast pump and make bottles 🙂
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*shudder*

Many kudos to those who breast-fed, but I formula fed Spawn. No way was I connecting such contraptions to my boobies.
 
It could've been worse. You could've successfully fed the breast milk to the baby, and then burp her, only to have her SPIT UP your sister's boob juice onto your good shirt. Then you'd have boob juice mixed with baby gastric juice on ya! 😉 😀
 
Parental breast milk? Just like Maniac says - try parental urine! We seriously need a maid ......
 
Flatfoot said:
It could've been worse. You could've successfully fed the breast milk to the baby, and then burp her, only to have her SPIT UP your sister's boob juice onto your good shirt. Then you'd have boob juice mixed with baby gastric juice on ya! 😉 😀
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LOL oddly enough, I bet that would have been BETTER in his deranged mind 😛
 
Remind me to never share any tragic events from my life again. 🙄
 
They're All Gonna Laugh At You.

Try & look at the bright side , my friend ... at least your sister's breast milk was spilled from a receptacle & didn't come straight from the tap.

breast%20milk.jpg
 
TKLMAN said:
Try & look at the bright side , my friend ... at least your sister's breast milk was spilled from a receptacle & didn't come straight from the tap.

breast%20milk.jpg
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So what did you have to type into the search engine to find that beauty?
 
TKLMAN said:
"your mom"
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Man really? That's so weird...

Cause when I type in your mom, this is what comes up:

<a href="http://s317.photobucket.com/albums/mm389/PurrBast/?action=view&current=tklmansmom.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm389/PurrBast/tklmansmom.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
LMFAO!!! If only you knew how much I adore you :wub:
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I'm adored? Someone out there adores me?

Kewl. :thumbsup:

PurrBast said:
Man really? That's so weird...

Cause when I type in your mom, this is what comes up:

<a href="http://s317.photobucket.com/albums/mm389/PurrBast/?action=view&current=tklmansmom.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm389/PurrBast/tklmansmom.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
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LOL

Wow , that is weird.

So when you do a search for my mom , an image of your dad is the result.

Huh.
 
PurrBast said:
Man really? That's so weird...

Cause when I type in your mom, this is what comes up:

<a href="http://s317.photobucket.com/albums/mm389/PurrBast/?action=view&current=tklmansmom.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm389/PurrBast/tklmansmom.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
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Does that remind anyone else of the little goblin who hung out with the guy with the racing snail and the "they look like big strong hands, don't they" guy from Neverending Story?
 
TKLMAN said:
I'm adored? Someone out there adores me?

Kewl. :thumbsup:



LOL

Wow , that is weird.

So when you do a search for my mom , an image of your dad is the result.

Huh.
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Oh jeez, I'm so sorry. That was the picture I took of you at the gathering! Man I can be so absent minded...
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
Does that remind anyone else of the little goblin who hung out with the guy with the racing snail and the "they look like big strong hands, don't they" guy from Neverending Story?
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It's funny you would mention that because our nickname for you is "The Nothing"! :rowfull:

neverendingstory.jpg
 
BellaRisa said:
If you don't want to give your baby formula but still want others to give a feeding while you go to work/shower/see a movie/take a much needed mommy-nap, you use a breast pump and make bottles 🙂
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Ah, I totally forgot about breast pumps....
 
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