Buy 3 things to make the cashier go WTF

[tequila!]

You are in a department store. You can buy 3 things, and the goal is to make the cashier question just what your plans are for the night.


Some examples:

12 pack of beer
duct tape
Hello Kitty Island Adventure

butter
butter
I can't believe it's not butter

lube
bag of apples
the Guinness Book of World Records

3 bottles of whiskey
baby formula
put the baby formula back when you don't have enough money for all of it

 

[leafstk]

LMAO! Nice thread!

Rope
Whipped Cream
And feathers from the craft section 😛

 

[Angel77]

box of condoms
a copy of National Geographic
disposable camera

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Socket wrench
douchebag
Texas Pete

 

[leafstk]

neon electrical tape
Camouglage pants
tonka truck

 

[McNoodle]

Fantastic thread idea!

petroleum jelly
power drill
one of their display mannequins.

 

[leafstk]

I'm surprised it hasn't taken off yet! 😀

Pipecleaners
A saw
And jello pudding pops 😀

 

[Angel77]

cucumber
lingerie
lubricant

 

[tequila!]

robe
crucifix
ax

 

[Carsomyr]

Lube
Funnel
Tacks

 

[Gothika]

gas
lighter
towel

 

[SlaverTickler]

box of condoms
a copy of National Geographic
disposable camera

Box of condoms
Turky
Dispsable camera

I had the condoms and turky already, but I couldn't think of a 3rd. If they sold puppies at a 7/11 then you could really freak them out

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Glow in the dark condoms
Plastic cutlery set
Wax strips

 

[TheTickleMonster]

Socket wrench
douchebag
Texas Pete

they sell douchbags in stores? lol

but um...

whip cream
10 feet of rope
coconuts

 

[Mike3355]

Duct tape
Condoms
Barbie Doll

 

[paracarl44]

Vaseline+

One banana,

and a feather.

 

[Gothika]

superman costume
glow in the dark condoms
rope

 

[Angel77]

Lube
cucumber
Beano

 

[Gothika]

duct tape
underwear
chicken soup

 

[Angel77]

latex gloves
Vaseline
Cabbage Patch doll

 

[Gothika]

pillow
leather belt
asprin

 

[Angel77]

candles
knife
copy of "Kink For Dummies"

 

[Gothika]

thong
wiped cream
cherrys

 

[KrazieDog]

Handgun
Ski mask
notepad
(preferably walk away mumbling, I'll be right back)

 

[Lord Doctor]

Duct Tape
Large feather duster
Christmas tree lights




believe me I've seen many weird combinations!