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Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but you can only keep the job if you were qualified in the first place.

I wish that I would be entertained forever.
 
Granted! But since you'll be entertained forever you won't have time to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom.
I wish for my own Isoroku.
 

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Granted, but it will never love you so you will be sad.

I wish I had a bunch of Mint Oreos to eat forever!
 
Granted but they'll always be 5 years past their expiration date.

I wish I could find a way to make the chat room here work for me 😛.
 
Granted, but you're the only one who can make it work.

I wish I could make my Xbox 360 controller work on my computer.
 
Granted, but after only two minutes and fifty three seconds of usage, the computer explodes.

I wish that my signature picture were a reality.
 
Granted but it'll be in the form of a framed picture you have on your desk.

I wish I didn't snap a guitar string today...
 
Granted but you can't live closer then a 4 hour commute.

I wish everything I ate was good for me.
 
Granted but you could only ever eat things in incredibly small portions.

I wish I didn't need to deal with allergies.
 
Granted, you just have to deal with a crippling addiction to allergy medications.

I wish my birthday was tomorrow instead of next week.
 
Granted but everyone would think it's still next week and miss it anyway.

I wish it was nicer outside.
 
Granted, but you suddenly get bogged down with chores and work and are stuck indoors, therefore unable to enjoy the lovely weather.

I wish I was an insanely popular Youtuber.
 
Granted but you are only popular for splitting your pants in as you go to sit down in front of a crowed.

I wish I could have a better memory.
 
Granted, you can now perfectly remember the lyrics of the last song you listened to.

I wish I was a super heroine.
 
Granted but your only super power is that you can make grass grow faster.

I wish I could get my phone working.
 
Granted your phone does work but a strange app sets your ringtone to a text to speech transcript of The Bee Movie.

I wish I had a 3D printer.
 
granted, but now all your pictures come to life and will try to eat you.

I wish for a tickle partner
 
Granted, but he/she lives lives in another country and you will never meet him/her in real life.

I wish a Shawarma
 
Granted! But they've got cyanide topping

I wish there were more episodes of Yuri On Ice to watch :wub
 
Granted, but but due to it's exit Sony buys the rights to make the Yuri on Ice live action movie, and they ruin y he serie.

I wish the Nintendo Switch was cheaper in my country
 
Granted, unfortunately it's because the economy crashed and your wage dropped similarly.

I wish I had unlimited Dr Pepper!
 
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