"Couple" things that you hate to do

[Deleted member 66627]

I'm saddened and downtrodden by all of the people who hate bedtime snuggles 🙁 It is almost impossible for me to fall asleep without something wrapped up in my arms, whether it's another person, a pillow, or my lovely Monkey.

I cuddle with Frankfurter everynight. Just harder to do, if at all with another person.

 

[MrMacphisto]

For those in or previously in relationships/partnerships, past and present, what-have-you, what are some activities that would traditionally be considered a "couple" activity that you hate, for whatever reason?

For me, the first thing that comes to mind is that I HATE showering together. One person stands under the water while the other person freezes, uncomfortably waiting their turn. I don't even really see the sexual appeal behind it, due to a typical lack of space and the danger of slipping and busting your ass.

You need a bigger shower and a removable nozzle.... then the fun starts... One of those support bars near the soap tray also comes in handy for more "adventurous" pursuits.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I think the shower thing has potential, but it would have to be when you're not actually trying to take a shower to clean your body. Hopping in the shower just to be wet and soapy and rub up on eachother or wash eachother's hair - cool. But if I'm getting in the shower to shave and get clean, I don't want someone else there. Let me do all that, THEN come and be sexy with me. Not before, and not during, kthx.

 

[herts tickler]

GUYS!!! what is going on here? sexy shower times is awsome times!!! sexy bath times is easier though.

but yeh baby talk makes me hate humans. oh and i hate going to their friends birthdays etc. its like i dont no anyone and im gona not care about social rules and get blind drunk and probably make a huuuuuge tit of myself just to ease the boredom.

 

[leafstk]

For me, the first thing that comes to mind is that I HATE showering together. One person stands under the water while the other person freezes, uncomfortably waiting their turn. I don't even really see the sexual appeal behind it, due to a typical lack of space and the danger of slipping and busting your ass.

Yes... but bathtime is another matter entirely 😉 Love it!

shopping, because when you go shopping as a couple, whats REALLY going on is that the woman is shopping, and the man is driving, walking round giving an ignored opinion on various garments and carrying bags of stuff.

This... plain and simple. I can't stand malls! I go in to get what I want and get out.... I just don't have the patience for 3 hour browsing sessions

 

[Canadian_Eh]

I love the showers, but like the tub times even more. It gets interesting since I'm a big gal, but when it happens, we make it happen if that makes sense.

I like shopping, but not for clothing but for food and other necessities. I've had some of the most erotic times during shopping at wal-mart or kmart. I know, I aim low sometimes..........

Sleeping together is the most un-sexy thing ever! I have separate blankets; once we're done doing the "do", we have separate blankets because I'm tired of having the blanket snatched off me in the middle of the night!! Drives me nuts!

Yup, We do that too! .. It's saved MANY sleepless nights, since I like being wrapped up and he doesn't..

 

[steph]

Ugh. Meeting the parents.
XOXO

 

[BellaRisa]

You're not doin' it right...

I think the shower thing has potential, but it would have to be when you're not actually trying to take a shower to clean your body. Hopping in the shower just to be wet and soapy and rub up on eachother or wash eachother's hair - cool. But if I'm getting in the shower to shave and get clean, I don't want someone else there. Let me do all that, THEN come and be sexy with me. Not before, and not during, kthx.

17 years and we still love to shower together because we know what we're doing; you get in first and do all the girl-stuff while he makes the coffee and finds towels. Then he gets in and you soap each other all nice and squeaky clean, especially the baby-making bits and your boobies, which look amazing all soapy no matter who you are 😉. Nobody's cold because you had it all steamy before he got in with you. Then you get out so he can do oogy man-things like pee down the drain and mess with his junk, and he gets to watch your wet nakey ass sashay out the bathroom door


As far as sleeping together, I'm a Clingon at night *and* I sleep like I'm being poked with a stick, tossing and turning...my loving hubby figured out yrs ago to let me fall asleep with my bowling ball head on his arm/chest, then slip away to his side of the bed; my body pillows Herman and Clyde take care of my need to snuggle front and back 🙂

 

[Coup de Grace]

Pet names- I hate it. I'm not in freaking High School and I'm not going to do it just because some other tandem thinks it's cute.

Cuddling while sleeping- It's FREAKING HOT!! MOVE over to your side!

Tongue kissing first thing in the morning- It makes me uncomfortable because I grit my teeth at night and that sometimes causes my mouth to bleed. That equals bad morning breath.

Sex in the shower- I'm 6'2", 245. I'm too damn big for that crap. Plus, cum + water = Elmer's Glue. Not cool.

Going out with other boring couples- F that! Don't expect me to do things just because other drones are. I'm a free thinker.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Another "couple" thing, I guess it could be called that I hate(d) is cuddling or sleeping whilst wrapped around my partner. I just can't do it. I can do it until it's time for me to sleep, but once that time hits I want NOTHING touching me. LOL

Me too. I can't sleep touching someone else. The 'spoons' thing is very much overrated.

 

[Flatfoot]

You need a bigger shower and a removable nozzle.... then the fun starts... One of those support bars near the soap tray also comes in handy for more "adventurous" pursuits.

We've got the removable nozzle. All that does is give my wife the opportunity to turn it on me when she notices I'm freezing, just so I can get scalded by the hot water my brain didn't tell my body to "expect" by voluntarily stepping under the stream. It just causes further irritation. Our shower IS small, because it's a stand-alone that's separate from the soaking tub, but I've been in bigger showers. It's just... not fun. Showers are something I either wanna do quickly, getting in, cleaning self, and getting out, or enjoying the hot water on my own body while it relaxes me, and not having to share. I'd rather keep the fun stuff til after, when we both feel clean, warm and dry, on a nice, comfortable bed. 😀

 

[..Glamorous..]

I'm saddened and downtrodden by all of the people who hate bedtime snuggles 🙁 It is almost impossible for me to fall asleep without something wrapped up in my arms, whether it's another person, a pillow, or my lovely Monkey.

What do I hate? Obligatory family get togethers Mine or his - it sucks. I don't mind casual ones like sitting on his parents' porch chatting with his mom, or watching TV with his dad, but holidays and parties and things that you only go to because you "should" *barf*

I am SO disappointed that I didn't get snuggles at Bella's then.

 

[..Glamorous..]

Sex in the shower- I'm 6'2", 245. I'm too damn big for that crap. Plus, cum + water = Elmer's Glue. Not cool.

This. Oh my god, this. I HATE sex in the shower.. talk about destroying the inside of my poor vag once a bit of water gets in there. *cringe*

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I am SO disappointed that I didn't get snuggles at Bella's then.

You shouldn't have said that, because now I'm going to octopus you next time we sleep together. Just so you know.

 

[..Glamorous..]

You shouldn't have said that, because now I'm going to octopus you next time we sleep together. Just so you know.

Iz kay. I luvs snuggles.

 

[poopies]

Another "couple" thing, I guess it could be called that I hate(d) is cuddling or sleeping whilst wrapped around my partner. I just can't do it. I can do it until it's time for me to sleep, but once that time hits I want NOTHING touching me. LOL

This.

Baby talk. I just can't do it with a straight face. And if it's being said to me, I tense up and feel very uncomfortable.

This.

shopping, because when you go shopping as a couple, whats REALLY going on is that the woman is shopping, and the man is driving, walking round giving an ignored opinion on various garments and carrying bags of stuff.

This.

Excessive P.D.A. It makes you and everyone else around you feel awkward and uncomfortable.

And this. Infinity times this. I like to stare at people who do this to creep them out in hopes they stop.

What do I hate? Obligatory family get togethers Mine or his - it sucks. I don't mind casual ones like sitting on his parents' porch chatting with his mom, or watching TV with his dad, but holidays and parties and things that you only go to because you "should" *barf*

This.

I think the shower thing has potential, but it would have to be when you're not actually trying to take a shower to clean your body. Hopping in the shower just to be wet and soapy and rub up on eachother or wash eachother's hair - cool. But if I'm getting in the shower to shave and get clean, I don't want someone else there. Let me do all that, THEN come and be sexy with me. Not before, and not during, kthx.

Also this.

Ugh. Meeting the parents.
XOXO

This too.

talk about destroying the inside of my poor vag once a bit of water gets in there. *cringe*

Ew.

 

[..Glamorous..]

Ew.

Exactly.

 

[McNoodle]

I utterly fucking hate going to Christmas parties for my wife's work place. I would rather endure the 90 minutes it takes Dr Hindgrinder to check my prostate than have to sit and try and make nice with the people she works with. I am getting worked up just thinking how close this year's party is getting. bah!

 

[BellaRisa]

WHAT

I am SO disappointed that I didn't get snuggles at Bella's then.

Somebody at my house didn't get enough snuggles? Somehow now I feel FAIL

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Somebody at my house didn't get enough snuggles? Somehow now I feel FAIL

I accept blame. I was sleeping right next to her and didn't violate her or anything Next time, babygirl

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I utterly fucking hate going to Christmas parties for my wife's work place. I would rather endure the 90 minutes it takes Dr Hindgrinder to check my prostate than have to sit and try and make nice with the people she works with. I am getting worked up just thinking how close this year's party is getting. bah!

Shit, I hate my own company's Christmas parties...much less her's!