Craziest pick-up lines you have ever heard.

[texastickler]

These are all excellent. Thanks for posting them everyone.

 

[Bugman]

This line is lifted from Clap for The Wolfman by The Guess Who, 1974. I never head anyone use it, but I'm sure someone, somewhere tried it.

"If you got the curves baby, I got the angles".

 

[Artoo]

That last part could be taken as an insult!

It helps them to know their place.

 

[Angel77]

This line is lifted from Clap for The Wolfman by The Guess Who, 1974. I never head anyone use it, but I'm sure someone, somewhere tried it.

"If you got the curves baby, I got the angles".

Haha! I just heard that song the day before yesterday.

 

[herts tickler]

a mate of mine once went up to a group of girls in a club and asked them if they liked his shoes. when they looked down he had his flies undone and his dick hanging out. wierdest part? he took one of them home!

 

[TropicThunder]

I watched someone use this on one of my friends. "Hi, my name is ______. Can I pee in your butt?"

"Baby, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you. Cuz you're the shit."

One time at a bar, I was walking out the door, holding hands with my boyfriend when some guy grabbed me by the arm and yanked me away then said "Break up with your man and come home with me now."

 

[texastickler]

I watched someone use this on one of my friends. "Hi, my name is ______. Can I pee in your butt?"

"Baby, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you. Cuz you're the shit."

One time at a bar, I was walking out the door, holding hands with my boyfriend when some guy grabbed me by the arm and yanked me away then said "Break up with your man and come home with me now."

Wow!

 

[socktickler86]

I watched someone use this on one of my friends. "Hi, my name is ______. Can I pee in your butt?"

"Baby, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you. Cuz you're the shit."

One time at a bar, I was walking out the door, holding hands with my boyfriend when some guy grabbed me by the arm and yanked me away then said "Break up with your man and come home with me now."

WOW. The first one deserves a 911 call in return.

The last one can only be used by people whose last names are Brosnan or Connery. And you have to say yes.