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Craziest pick-up lines you have ever heard.

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Just curious to see what kinds of crazy things you have said or have heard said to pick up a date?
 
Hey baby, I just took a Cialis, wanna go on a date.

Just kidding. It was an off the wall joke told to another girl friend, while we were drinking.
 
ticklenv said:
Hey baby, I just took a Cialis, wanna go on a date.

Just kidding. It was an off the wall joke told to another girl friend, while we were drinking.
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LOL! I think one of the worst I have heard was, "I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?" That was right about the time I quit going to the bar on a regular basis. I simply could not believe someone used that.
 
texastickler said:
LOL! I think one of the worst I have heard was, "I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?" That was right about the time I quit going to the bar on a regular basis. I simply could not believe someone used that.
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Yep. That line is definitely a head scratcher. And, banging head against the wall for the guy who said it.
 
Ok Ok, I can't say I personally heard this but a friend told me he heard a guy use this line and he's not a BS'er. It was out infront of our department where all the nursing majors hanging out.

Some guy walks up to one of the girls and goes "Hey so you're a nurse? Wanna go back to my place and play doctor?". AND SHE GAVE HIM HIS NUMBER!!
 
socktickler86 said:
Ok Ok, I can't say I personally heard this but a friend told me he heard a guy use this line and he's not a BS'er. It was out infront of our department where all the nursing majors hanging out.

Some guy walks up to one of the girls and goes "Hey so you're a nurse? Wanna go back to my place and play doctor?". AND SHE GAVE HIM HIS NUMBER!!
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She gave him A number the big question is was it really her number .
 
socktickler86 said:
Ok Ok, I can't say I personally heard this but a friend told me he heard a guy use this line and he's not a BS'er. It was out infront of our department where all the nursing majors hanging out.

Some guy walks up to one of the girls and goes "Hey so you're a nurse? Wanna go back to my place and play doctor?". AND SHE GAVE HIM HIS NUMBER!!
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Wow!
 
I actually heard some guy use this line in a bar. "You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you." :facepalm:

No, I don't know what the outcome was.
 
When you fell down from heaven, did you land on your face?
 
You're so hot I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. :sheesha:
 
I was at a lounge with some friends and a guy comes over and says to me "hey beautiful I'm 62 yrs old, but if you switch the numbers around that's how old I am in the bedroom" LMAO. That's all I have to say. A word of advice guys, please don't use a line like that on any woman. Its just going to lead to an epic fail lol
 
Bugman said:
I actually heard some guy use this line in a bar. "You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you." :facepalm:

No, I don't know what the outcome was.
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LOL! I heard that on the radio the other day!
 
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