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Curroupt a Wish

Granted, for you its now 1480.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper to drink right now.



Rob
 
Granted. It's a new flavor made specifically for you....Onion & Garlic flavored Dr. Pepper.



I wish I was smart enough to invent useful things.
 
Granted, but you are now not smart enough to walk or talk.

I wish I had v-8.

Rob
 
Granted, but you don't have a break to enjoy it.

I wish for a great show tomorrow night on TMF Radio.

Snail Shell
 
Granted. But BTR doesn't allow anyone to hear it.



I wish I had nicer clothes.
 
Granted. Your middle finger is now made of pure butter.


I wish there were more feel-good story threads about the TMF community.
 
Granted, but they're all written in a hardcover book by Venray, for which he charges 40 dollars per copy.

I wish I had blonde hair.
 
Granted. Unfortunately, it's on the palms of your hands.


I wish I could live in a nicer area.
 
Granted. You are now living in a beautiful McDonalds in the Upper East Side.

I wish I made more money at my job.
 
Granted. You now work in a money printing warehouse.



I wish my wishes were as easy to come up with than my smart-ass answers.
 
Granted. But now, someone comes along and corrects your grammar in every one of them.


I wish the Vikings would win this year's Super Bowl.
 
Sorry. Even genies with wish-granting powers can't make that happen. Please try again in five years. 😀


I wish holidays were not so commecialized.
 
Granted, but then you would have to go through the Christmas Season without hearing any Christmas Music.



I wish I had my Christmas Shopping finished.
 
Granted. Congratulations. You now have no money for food.



I wish I had a nicer car.
 
Granted, but now since we are thinking of fuel economy it comes without an engine.


I wish it would warm up around here.
 
Granted. She pencils you into her busy day planner for Thursday, June 27th, 2056 at 4pm.



I wish to age gracefully.
 
Granted, but the whole time you age, you do it in a tutu and ballet shoes

I wish I had sideburns like Neil Young in 1973
 
Granted but they grow out of of control and your unable to shave them off

I wish i was a bit thinner so my spandex cosutme would look better
 
Granted you are now Batman, but the Joker kills you.

I wish I had more trendy clothing.
 
Granted - but the trend happens to be powder blue leisure suits and a clown nose

I wish I could become invisible but if the next person says "then you stay invisible forever" then i wouldn't stay invisible forever
 
Granted, but you can't ask them to say it for you.

I wish the Ottawa Senators had some freaking defense.

Snail Shell
 
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