Curroupt a Wish

[slacker2114]

Granted, a 900lb. gorilla busts into your house and treats you like it's personal sex toy, scarring you for life and preventing you from ever wanting to even think about sex ever again.


I wish I could quit smoking.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. All the cigarettes in the world are now potpourri. 😀

I wish I could go to Columbus right now.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You are now in the lost grave of Christopher Columbus. Enjoy your stay.


I wish I had more Carmel Delite Girl Scout cookies.

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, they just found some in a warehouse that was forgotten about for thirty years.



I wish that the weather would get warmer.

 

[baldadonis]

Granted. Your home is now in Death Valley.

I wish I could have a tuna sandwich?

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You now have two slices of bread and between it is some mayo, relish and a 100lb live tuna. Good luck with that.


I wish this damn headache would go away.

 

[baldadonis]

Granted, just slide your head into the guillotine.

I wish NEST was sooner.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but unfortunately for you, the party only lasts 5 min


I wish for some cheese popcorn

 

[MasterPaladin]

Granted but the cheese is limburger


I wish I could hit the lotto for 1 million dollars

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Granted, but you lose the ticket

I wish I able to go to NEST

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but nobody talks to you.



I wish the weekend was here.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, it's here but you have to work double overtime the whole weekend.


I wish the next 48 days would pass quickly.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Granted, but you'll be in a coma.

I wish I could fly

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, and as you're out enjoying your newfound power, you get sucked into a jet intake.



I wish I had a better job.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, although the pay increase is $.05 more


I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted but the bread is green molded

I wish for pancakes

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the batter was made of cement

I wish people would believe me when I say I'm not ticklish

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted but they try for hours just to make sure

I wish I had sweet and sour chicken

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted. But it's seven days old and wasn't refrigerated.

I wish I was in Charlotte.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

granted, but you're trapped in a padded room.

I wish I could be god for a day

 

[PeopleWatcher]

Granted, but you are Ouranos...on the day he gets castrated by Cronus.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You're fired.


I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

 

[MasterPaladin]

Granted but your a Clanton at the OK Coral

I wish I was 30 years younger

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, you are sent 30 years back in time


I wish my hair would dry faster after I take a shower

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted all your hair fell out but 1 not it dries real fast

I wish I was on vacation in a warm climate on a beach