goddess_nemesis
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Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine" on a nude beach?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine" on a nude beach?

Ok, ok. It wasn't the Foster's talking.......it was the VB!!!!. That's another popular Aussie beer 😛. If you want my sevices THAT much I suppose I could help ol' Santa out. Let me know of my mission when you need me!

That does not sound to enthusiastic. Can I get a :HO HO HO! Merry Christmas!" Out of you? Say it like you mean it. Swear you will help me on Rudolphs nose.![]()

Ho, ho, HO! Meeeeeerrry Christmas!!!!! 😀.
Tex, I swear on Rudolph's shiny red nose that I will help![]()

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
😛Remind me to wear a heavy shirt if we ever meet, okay?

or a saint
?I'll ask you what you asked me.
Are you a sinneror a saint
?
lolFavorite kind of car?
😛ROFL! I just had this image of you waddling down a beach in chain mail armour!![]()
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To avoid your tickling fingers. I just might! and yes it really is that bad!
What time is it there?
. I feel for ya Vlady 
Are feathers really that deadly? 😱

Would you ever go hang gliding?
. You'll have to come to New Zealand with me one day! Its the mecca of extreme stuff!! 😀LOL! But you'd still tickle the crap outta me. Wouldn't you?

Sexual harassment at work -- is it a problem for the self-employed?
!!! I assume that its no problem at all 

Hells yes! 😛. You know me too well and besides, can you blame me!![]()
Then you'd better expect to get just as much as you dish out! 😀
What time do you wake up?
:
. Im a massive sleeper and a nighthawk! Today I woke up around 10 though, thats good for me lol