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Discuss: The Benefits of having a Penis.

As DRES said....."Black Sheep rollin hard, and I can pee on top of rocks."

Rob
 
No watch? No problem!

Strip. Lie down. Think happy thoughts. *poof* Instant sundial!


Any curvature and/or leaning of your penis will , of course , affect your sundial's accuracy.

Cold and/or cloudy days may also stymie your sundial's effectiveness.
 
No watch? No problem!

Strip. Lie down. Think happy thoughts. *poof* Instant sundial!


Any curvature and/or leaning of your penis will , of course , affect your sundial's accuracy.

Cold and/or cloudy days may also stymie your sundial's effectiveness.

:laughhard:
 
The world is your toilet and you can hang stuff of of it. Also if a switch is just outta reach think sexy thoughts and problem solved!
 
On a road trip and need to take a whiz? No rest stop for the next 30 miles? Grab a soda bottle and unzip. Problem solved.
Also...no periods. Thats probably the main advantage.
 
A most efficient weapon of war. When you slap your enemy in the face with it, you are both attacking him and making him gay all at the same time.
 
Penises are great everyone should have at least 3. 😛

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