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Do you think most women have any idea...

SteakDinnerBoom

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that there are men who want nothing more than to tickle them all over and then masturbate all over themselves like GAAAAAAHHHHHHH
 
No.

Just like I didn't have any idea until a couple of weeks ago that there are men who get all excited about the thought of slaughtering, eating or strangling a woman.
 
Well, women are not mind readers, but they're cursed with a plague called female intuition.
 
WTF is that stuff on my monitor!!!!!

Naah! They are too busy being barefoot and pregnant! ****GT SOLVES THE ENERGY CRISIS WITH THE HEAT FROM THE ENSUING FLAME WAR**** and then goes to bed alone yet again.....Go figure!!!
 
Well you could always ask em. Let us know how that works out.
 
Who's Gaaaaaahhhhhhh?
And why doesn't he use tissues?

From Dictionary.com:

Gaa·aaaahhhhhhh
   /ˈgaaaaaahhhhhhh/ Show Spelled[gåaaaaahhhhhhh]
–noun
an Akkadian god, the god of fwapping and inept dating pathos. Dwells in the basement of his mother, the goddess Maaaaaahhhhhhh.





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From Dictionary.com:

Gaa·aaaahhhhhhh
   /ˈgaaaaaahhhhhhh/ Show Spelled[gåaaaaahhhhhhh]
–noun
an Akkadian god, the god of fwapping and inept dating pathos. Dwells in the basement of his mother, the goddess Maaaaaahhhhh
.

hahaha maaaahhhhhhh!!!!
 
that there are men who want nothing more than to tickle them all over and then masturbate all over themselves like GAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Well, perhaps your sex life is confined to the latter because you are too obvious too soon about the former.
 
From Dictionary.com:

Gaa·aaaahhhhhhh
   /ˈgaaaaaahhhhhhh/ Show Spelled[gåaaaaahhhhhhh]
–noun
an Akkadian god, the god of fwapping and inept dating pathos. Dwells in the basement of his mother, the goddess Maaaaaahhhhhhh.





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Game over. C.A.B. wins the internet for today, this 8th of February in the year of two thousand and eleven.

All other participants can go home and try again tomorrow.

SS
 
Well, perhaps your sex life is confined to the latter because you are too obvious too soon about the former.

ohsnap.jpg
 
Well, perhaps your sex life is confined to the latter because you are too obvious too soon about the former.

Well that is a good analysis of those men who do suffer from such a malady 🙂

From Dictionary.com:

Gaa·aaaahhhhhhh
   /ˈgaaaaaahhhhhhh/ Show Spelled[gåaaaaahhhhhhh]
–noun
an Akkadian god, the god of fwapping and inept dating pathos. Dwells in the basement of his mother, the goddess Maaaaaahhhhhhh.





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Impressive.
 
LOLOLOLOL ummmm I'd have to say that most women probably wouldn't know that naturally. However, for the ones that do I don't think it would surprise them lol.
 
From Dictionary.com:
Gaa·aaaahhhhhhh
   /ˈgaaaaaahhhhhhh/ Show Spelled[gåaaaaahhhhhhh]
–noun
an Akkadian god, the god of fwapping and inept dating pathos. Dwells in the basement of his mother, the goddess Maaaaaahhhhhhh.
.

10 points :bwahaha:

Gaa·aaaahhhhhhh <<< spell backwards and add S:

Shhhhhhhaaaa.aaG

Rrrrright, let's all go home!
 
wow...

that there are men who want nothing more than to tickle them all over and then masturbate all over themselves like GAAAAAAHHHHHHH

i sat there speachless for a while after reading this. i for one am not one of those "men".

steve
 
Every woman I have ever met has been completely unaware of the tickling fetish, so I would have to say no, they have no Idea I want to tickle them. As for as masturbating all over them, I actually do not have any desire to do that. LOL
 
I think it depends upon what you mean by idea. I'm guessing sexual nature, and if that's the case, then yes and no:

Yes in that tickling is a form of flirting and foreplay. Having watched a few vanilla friends go at it... you can feel that sexual tension in the air, you know? It's physical... touching another persons body. Of course there are sexual undertones to it. Maybe they don't get off to it, but it's certainly fun and I would definitely consider it precursory, if unrelated, to other activities. An ice breaker, I guess.

No, in the sense that I think you're assuming they have a full blown idea to the nature of which we indulge in tickling.

-Etc.
 
that there are men who want nothing more than to tickle them all over and then masturbate all over themselves like GAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Some of us want to tickle them and have sex with them, you know, like two real people, not as one repressed individual and one "extension of the internet".

If this is your idea of "sex life", then seventh-grade health class beckons once again.
 
From Dictionary.com:

Gaa·aaaahhhhhhh
   /ˈgaaaaaahhhhhhh/ Show Spelled[gåaaaaahhhhhhh]
–noun
an Akkadian god, the god of fwapping and inept dating pathos. Dwells in the basement of his mother, the goddess Maaaaaahhhhhhh.





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LOL that was great
 
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