Favorite Movie Quotes

[BigBrownEyes]

Clint Eastwood

Clint has uttered so many catch phrases, and memorable lines in his films, that we could probably start a thread that included "great photes from Clint."

 

[Deleted member 1142]

Nice thread now a little something something from my favorite flix

Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man. OLD SCHOOL

Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash. CASINO

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. SCARFACE


Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?! SUPER TROOPERS

You two really are cowboys.
What's your problem, Kazanski?
You're everyone's problem. That's because everytime you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous. TOP GUN

You must be Doc Holliday.
That's the rumor.
Are you retired too?
Not me. I'm in my prime. TOMBSTONE

 

[BigBrownEyes]

lines from westerns

"We're all gonna die, it's a just a question of when," Paul Newman in Hombre right before a deadly shootout.

"Wyatt, I am rolling," Val Kilmer in Tomestone. "I'm your your huckleberry," same actor, same movie. "Yes, it's true you are a good woman. On the other hand, you might be the anti-christ," same actor, same movie.

"You aggrevating sons of bitches. It's like playing cards with my sisters kids," Biily Bob Thornton (I think) in Tomestone.

"Your wife is a mighty handsome woman, McKaskell," Sam Elliot in the Quick and The Dead.

"Don't sugarcoat it, Sundance. Tell her straight," Paul Newman in Butch Cassidy & Sundance Kid."

"OOOOOOHHHHH Shiiiiiiiittttt!" Newman and Redford in Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid when they jump off the cliff.

"There's a bad outlaw in the area," Robert Duval in Lonesome Dove, talking about Blue Duck.

"They shouldn't have took me, Gus." "But they did, Laurie. But they did..." Diane Lane and Robert Duval in Lonesome Dove.

 

[P50]

Movie Title: The Tingler
Released: 1959
Starring: Vincent Price

Quote: <I>Ladies and gentlemen please do not panic but <B>SCREAM FOR YOUR LIVES !!!</B></I>

 

[BigBrownEyes]

tickling quote

I could probably do this all day...

Here's one that I think most people at the TMF will like -

"That tickles. You know I can't stand to be tickled," Cybil Sheppard in The Last Picture Show.

 

[Oddjob0226]

Well, if we're talking funny, bad or out of place movie lines....


"Beware the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep..."
- Glen or Glenda (and used to be my signature line around here before the Snatch line)


"There's a herd of killer rabbits heading this way!"
-Night of the Lepus


"Don't fuck with me, retard!"
- The Hand That Rocks the Cradle


"HOVERCRAFT!"
- Rumble in the Bronx


"Close you eyes and think of Christmas..."
-Dragnet

"Is this something you can share with all of us, Amazing Larry?!"
- Pee Wee's Big Adventure

 

[CurtWild]

foxy:..tell me something i don`t know?
austin:..i open mouth kissed a horse once
foxy:..what?
austin:..that something you don`t know

brodie:we gotta get outta this chick store i`m starin to get a mean hard on....mallrats

randall:this job would be great if it weren`t for the fucking customers.....clerks

Albrecht: You, don't move!
Eric Draven: I thought cops always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht: Well, I say "don't move." Move, Snow White, and you're dead!
Eric Draven: And I say I am dead... and I move.

Eric Draven: They're all dead. They just don't know it yet....the crow

Banky: All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.....chasing amy

Alex: And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage......a clockwork orange


special thanks to Haqim for the link....now i can find all my faves

 

[sole seeker]

"You bastages!" "You farging ice-holes!" Johnny Dangerously

"What in the wide-wide world of sports is goin' on here?" Blazing Saddles

How about unforgetable song lyrics:
"Don't get strung-out
by the way I look...
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
I'm not much of a man
by the light of day...
But by night I'm one hell of a lover!" Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

 

[SlaverTickler]

"
Princess Lea: "The reward is far more than you can imagine.."

Han Solo: "I don't know, Your Highness, I can imagine quite a bit."

That was Luke Skywalker Han was talking to.

 

[duck17_17]

Since its back...

"Fill your hand you son of a bitch" John Wayne in True Grit

" Forgive me if I dont shake hands" Val Kilmer in Tombstone

 

[Y2ka0k]

Tom Hanks, Forest Gump...

"Sorry for having a fight at your black panther party"

"And after four years of playing football they gave me a daploma"

 

[Synful Pryde]

Thread resurrection!

Scarface:
Frank: Tony, don't kill me, please!
Tony: I ain't gonna kill you.
Frank: Oh Christ, thank you! Thank you!
Tony: Manolo... shoot that piece of shit.

Plan 9 from Outer Space
Tom: Why, a particle of sunlight can't even be seen or measured!
Eros: Can you see or measure an atom? Yet you can explode one. A ray of sunlight is made up of many atoms!
Jeff: So what if we do develop this Solaranite bomb? We'd be even a stronger nation than now.
Eros: Stronger! You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

 

[Dussicar]

"We have a date with destiny and she just ordered the lobster-The Shoveller: Mystery Men.

 

[Frowg]

oh yeah

"you fuckin shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize"-Harvey Keitel-Reservoir Dogs

"I think if I had to fuck a guy, like my life depended on it... it would be Elvis." Christian Slater-True Romance

"Mother is the word for God on the lips and in the hearts of all children" Brandon Lee-The Crow.

"Nah, food makes me sick" Gene Wilder-Blazing Saddles

"Evil Is a point of view" Tom Cruise-Interview with a Vampire

"ya see honey, I told you this car was death proof, and that's true, but you see sweetheart, in order for you to get the benefit of that, you really gotta be sittin in my seat" Kurt Russell-Death Proof

 

[Capnmad]

Soooo many... I'll just start by movie...

From "As Good As It Gets" -- all lines of my favorite fictional OCD curmudgeon author, Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson):

SECRETARY
"How do you write women so well?"

MELVIN
"I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability."​

And others:

"Where did they teach you to talk like this? At some Panama City 'Sailor-wanna-hump-hump' bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else...we're all stocked up here."

"Not even if you hear a sound of a thud from my home, and one week later, there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body, and you have to hold a hanky to your face, because the stench is so thick that you think that you're gonna faint. Even then, don't come knocking."

"Some of us have great stories. Pretty stories, that take place at lakes, with boats and friends, and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good."

"Look you, I'm very intelligent. If you're gonna give me hope, you've gotta' to do better than you're doing. I mean, if you can't be at least mildly interesting, then shut the Hell up! I mean, I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!"

 

[Capnmad]

Tombstone, my favorite western, and the definitive portrayal of Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer):

Here's a great scene:

JOHNNY RINGO
[Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.

DOC HOLLIDAY
That's the rumor.

JOHNNY RINGO
You retired too?

DOC HOLLIDAY
Not me. I'm in my prime.

JOHNNY RINGO
Yeah, you look it.

DOC HOLLIDAY
And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say.
What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

KATE
You don't even know him.

DOC HOLLIDAY
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me.
No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

WYATT EARP
[to Ringo] He's drunk.

DOC HOLLIDAY
In vino veritas.
["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]

JOHNNY RINGO
Age quod agis.
["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]

DOC HOLLIDAY
Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]

JOHNNY RINGO
[pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]

DOC HOLLIDAY
[gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]

MARSHAL WHITE
Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.

DOC HOLLIDAY
Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.​

Another scene:

BILLY CLANTON
Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races"... Stephen stinkin' Foster?!

DOC HOLLIDAY
Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.

BILLY CLANTON
A which?

DOC HOLLIDAY
You know -- Frederic fucking Chopin?​

Another:

BILLY CLANTON
Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]

DOC HOLLIDAY
[takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya'.​

Other lines:

"I'm your huckleberry."

"Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness. Does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it."

"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

"Why Kate, have you no kind words for me as I ride away? [pause] I calculate not." [rides off]

 

[Michael514]

"Well after a meal there's nothing like a good cigar". Clint Eastwood telling Eli Wallach in the classic: "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly".

"Let me tell you two stupid mother*#@#@*s something, I better not get another phone call like this, cause if I do I'm getting on the f#&*@&G plane and blow torch the both of you". Dennis Farina in "Midnight Run"

 

[EBunbury]

"...the only drink so good, they named a color after it." - Quentin, in "Death Proof"

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Jules, in Pulp Fiction, modeled after Ezekiel 25:17

🙂 E. Bunbury

 

[storyteller]

Quite a few, but two long-term favorites readily come to mind. Both are from Gone With the Wind (MGM, 1939):

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" Rhett Butler played by Clark Gable

and

"Tomorrow is another day!" Scarlett O'Hara played by Vivien Leigh

 

[usp45]

Just about any line in "Full Metal Jacket".

 

[Camble]

Next saturday night were sending you....back to the future!! (Doc Brown to Marty McFly in er....Back to the Future)

 

[CurtWild]

from ernest goes to jail:

'Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw." '

from love actually:

one of my all-time favorite movie conversations

'Daniel: So what's the problem, Sammy-o? Is it just Mum or is it something else? Maybe... school - are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?
Sam: You really want to know?
Daniel: I really want to know.
Sam: Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?
Daniel: Even if that's the case, yeah.
Sam: Okay. Well, the truth is... actually... I'm in love.
Daniel: Sorry?
Sam: I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it.
Daniel: [laughs] Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
Sam: No.
Daniel: Oh, well, okay, right. Well, I mean, I'm a little relieved.
Sam: Why?
Daniel: Well, because I thought it would be something worse.
Sam: [incredulous] Worse than the total agony of being in love?
Daniel: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.'

fantastic!!

from same movie...

'Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.'

from Reservoir Dogs:

'If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive.'

and

'You kids shouldn't play so rough. Somebody's gonna start cryin'.'

thats all for now...

 

[Luvs2tckl]

Outlaw Josey Wales

To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

 

[Hosetickler23]

"Plausable Deniability"

Independence Day

 

[NMKamikaze]

From "All About The Benjamins"

Ice Cube: Okay, we partners... But I'm the Boss.

Mike Epps: A'ight, partner. I mean, Boss... You the Boss... You the Boss. So, what's the plan?

Ice Cube: I think we need to go to Ms. Barkley... Go over they house, see what she know.

Mike Epps: I don't like that plan.

Ice Cube: So what? You ain't the Boss. I am.

Mike Epps: But, I'm the...

Ice Cube: You ain't... You ain't... You ain't... Shit. And I should slap your ass for bitin' me on my nipple, anyway.

Mike Epps: I had to bite you cuz you had me in a headlock... with my woman... standin' there. You think I'ma let you kick my ass in front of my girl. Then, when I get home she'll be like 'Why you didn't do Bucum like that?'

(Ice Cube walks off.)