Favorite WWE Quotes

[The_New_One]

I've seen an old Smackdown! video yesterday and now I want to know, which quote of the WWE-Superstars is your favorite. Here is mine:
The Rock, Smackdown! (1999)
"And if you think, Shane McMahon is anything more than a silver spoon puffy cheek punk ass sone of a bi***..." 🙂
Your turn now 😉
TNO

 

[primetime]

man, i have several.

1) Eric Bishoff's "you have 3 minutes to entertain me."

2) Rock "it DOESNT MATTER what your name is!!!"

3) Hogan "Hulkamania will live FOREVER!!"

4) Rock, speaking with Lillian Garcia. "Do you want some of the Rock's strudel?
Lillian "Oh yes Rock, more than you can ever know."
Rock "Lillian, let's be professional here!!!"

5) Rock, also speaking with Lillian Garcia. "Lillian, i know when you look at the Rock, you get WET!!!.....with PERSPIRATION."

6) Rock, with the coach. "Hey coach, can you do the Charleston?" the coach does the Charleston, then Rock kicks him off the screen.

there are a lot that escape me right now, but pretty much, i love the Rock. the man is a natural comedian....

 

[TicklingDuo]

Vince has one of the best all-time quotes:

"YOU"RE FIIRRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Drew

 

[BigJim]

Vince has one of the best all-time quotes:

"YOU"RE FIIRRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Drew

He's been using that a lot lately. Scott Hall, Curt Hennig, Steve Austin.........😀

 

[BigJim]

My favourite.........

The Rock: "Undertaker, you say you're gonna take this young man to the learning tree. Well Undertaker, you won't have to drag The Rock! The Rock will willingly walk with you to the learning tree. And when we get there.....The Rock will reach up, and break off a branch.......then he'll take that branch........shine it up real nice.......turn it sideways.........AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY-ASS!!!!!! If you SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELELELELELELLELAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!......WHAT THE ROCK........IS COOKING!!!!!!!"

 

[CurtWild]

the rock-singing

well since my baby left me
i found a new place to dwell
it`s down at the end of jabroni drive at smackdown hotel.

 

[Deleted member 2452]

there are too many, but here are a couple

by the rock, on stephanie's birthday;
happy birthday to steph, the hoe with big breasts!
and if you take the night off hookin, you can smell what the rock is cookin!

by jerico; thats a great idea steph.! you're the breast... i mean best!

AARRRRUUUGGGHHHHHHH!
- SAID BY ALL THE WRESTLERS AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER, LOL

btw big jim, stone cold didn't get fired, he resigned.
steve

 

[BigJim]

Re: there are too many, but here are a couple

btw big jim, stone cold didn't get fired, he resigned.
steve

Welk excuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssee me!

For some reason or other the phrase "jumped before he was pushed" springs to mind. After doing an admirable impression of Roy Keane in telling his boss what he thought of his plans and nailing himself with an almost certain criminal conviction for wife-beating, I'd be suprised as hell if he managed to stay. Hennig and Hall were ditched for far lesser reasons.

 

[TheD]

Here's 10 of my faves.....


'Michael Cole, Shut your mouth before The Rock rips your face off and wipes your ass with it!' THE ROCK, WWF, 1999.

'HBK, Shawn Michaels, You are nothing more than a Roooody Poo Candy Ass!' THE ROCK, WWF, 1999.

'Listen here, You over-grown 500lb bag of Monkey Crap!' THE ROCK to BIG SHOW, WWF, 1999.

'It looks like a big monkey came down to the ring, took a crap, and out came Mankind.' THE ROCK, WWF, 1999.

'You talk about John 3:16....well Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!' STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, WWF, KOTR 1996.

'All this crap in the ring represents all these fans out here!' HULK HOGAN, WCW, BATB 19996.

'Jeffrey Dahmer should have eaten this whole stinking city!' BRIAN PILLMAN, WWF, KOTR 1996. (I think that's what he said 😉)

'Please let me touch her again....huh....I could cultivate her into something even I could want...' JAKE ROBERTS to RANDY SAVAGE on ELIZABETH, WWF, Tuesday In Texas 1991.

'Hulk Hogan you can go to hell....straight to hell.' TONY SCHIVONIE, WCW, BATB 1996.

'I've think you've been dreaming....and I think it's been all wet too!' RODDY PIPER on THE MOUNTIE, WWF, Royal Rumble 1992.

 

[TicklingDuo]

This is a standard one for The Rock, with different wrestler names inserted for the given occasions:

"Triple H, Undertaker, Kurt Angle, gonna lay the smackdown on AAALLLLLLLLLLL their candyasses!!!"


Drew

 

[BigJim]

Know your mouth and shut your role! (Mick Foley)

 

[SlaverTickler]

Hit Man and Rock...

"If I was going to give the United States and Enima, I would stick the hose right here in Pitsburge Pensilvania"
-Bret Hart

"Leaving Sacramento, Sacramento here I go. Leaving Scaramento, Sacramento here I go, you've got some fat-ass women here and I'm gonna bet you know. I might take a plane, I might take a train, how do you people live here you must be insane. I'm leaving Sacrimentom Scarimento I won't stay, but I'll be sure to come back when the laker beat the kings in may."
-The Rock

"Canada isn't rittled with racial prejadice, across Canada we all love and respect one another. We still take care of the sick and the old, we still have health care. We don't shoot each other down in the streets, we have gun controle. I am proud to be Canadian, and I am proud to be you hero."
-Bret Hart

"Oh he said Toronto, that where we're from... shut the hell up!"
-The Rock

"They say the United States, love it, or leave it, one thing is for sure, I love leaving it"
-Bret Hart

"Lillian used to work at a Sperm Bank, but she got fired for drinking on the job."
-The Rock

This next one is dedicated to Primetime, and is an exert from Bret Harts book;

"You told me at WrestleMania IX you'd be happy to return the favore, and as I understand it, now you don't want to work with me, you won't put me over and I'm not in your league. Well you're right your not in my league. On behalf of myself, my family, and most of the boys in the back, you can go fuck yourself."
Bret Hart to Hulk Hogan after Hogan ruffused to work with him at Summer Slam.

I know primetime will accuse Bret of "wining" in the above quote, meanwhile if it had been Hogan standing up to somebody he'd stand by him and say he was being a real man.

'I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best that there ever will be, and you know it!"
-Bret Hart

 

[SlaverTickler]

btw big jim, stone cold didn't get fired, he resigned.
steve

Yep, good ol' Stoneless Steve can punch out his wife and they'll still take him back, but Jerry Lawler gets a bogus Stchatatory Rape charge and he's gone until he's cleared. Scarriest thing is the fact that the... dare I say it... MINDLESS MASSES still cheer for his punk ass.

 

[Soulfly]

"I was soothin' the souls of my parents..." - Undertaker


I LOL'D

 

[Michael514]

I'm old school, but when the WWE was the WWF. My favorite was and still is, the man you love to hate, ROWDY RODDY PIPER," What cha doo is sign your name on the dotted line"! And my favorite from MR. PIPER," Hulk who"?

PIPER-MANIA RULES!!!

 

[InspectorJapp]

Still The Man:
- I've won more world titles that you've had pieces of ass!

- I've come here tonight to announce... THAT I WILL NEVER RETIRE!!! WOOOO! I WILL ONLY RETIRE WHEN I'M DEAD IN THIS RING!!!

- Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line!

 

[Laugh]

Edge: "Batista? You think I'm afraid of Batista?! I've done in 30 seconds what Batista couldn't do in three months! I beat the Undertaker!!"

 

[BigJim]

"You told me at WrestleMania IX you'd be happy to return the favore, and as I understand it, now you don't want to work with me, you won't put me over and I'm not in your league. Well you're right your not in my league. On behalf of myself, my family, and most of the boys in the back, you can go fuck yourself."
Bret Hart to Hulk Hogan after Hogan ruffused to work with him at Summer Slam.

Ah... good ol' Bret. My personal favourite wrestler of all time.

Of course, Shawn Michaels thought pretty much the same about Bret after that Survivior Series when Bret refused to put him over. Different circumstances of course.

 

[pghtickleguy]

The Rock when Booker T first came to WWE. Standing on up the platform asking who in the bluest of all blue hell are you? Then Rock pretending to be Bokker T's old grade school teacher and asking "Hey Booker whats 2 + 2" and then Booker's reply "Thomas Jefferson Sucka"!!!!!!!!

How about Rock this is your life. The birthday celebration that Mick Foley wanted to have for The Rock. When he brought out Rock's old high school sweetheart. His comments to her. Hey honey how you doin? Yeah The Rock remembers you. I see you standing there looking at the Rock, gaulking at The Rock wanting to go One on One with The Great One and all the while trying to serve up a great big piece of that Poon Tang Pie!!!!! Well The Rock only has one thing to say to you. Poon Tang Your A** on out of here!!!

So many classics One other and I will go was actually when Dusty Rhodes was in WCW. (Since it is all owned by WWE now I figured I could include it. Anyway Dusty was calling out and talking smack on everybody and he called out this weak Tag Team called The New Breed. They came on trying to make a name for themselves when Dusty said with his true flair. And New Breed If you don't keep your mouth shut. I'm gonna kick your butt!!!!

 

[Laugh]

Michael Hayes on the Freebirds feud with the Young Guns:

"We met a 10 year old boy at the arena and he said, "Michael, I want to go live with the Young Guns. My daddy beats me."

Michael: "Now son, you can't live with pro wrestlers. Why don't you live with your mom?"

Kid: "No Michael, my momma beats me too. I want to go live with the Young Guns."

Michael: "Now son, I told ya, you can't live with pro wrestlers. Besides, why do you want to go live with the Young Guns?"

Kid: "Because they can't beat anybody."

 

[Laugh]

Roddy Piper before the first Wrestlemania:

"Well, well, well.. Hulk Hogan and Mr. T. Mr. T. and Hulk Hogan. One is a wrestler who can't act and the other is an actor who can't wrestle."

 

[Hosetickler23]

"What?"

Steve Austin

I can do that for hours

"Little Horny"

Jerry Lawler speaking of Hornswoggle

Anything Jake "The Snake" Roberts said at the end of the Snake Pit

 

[NMKamikaze]

Smackdown Vs. Raw 2006

Tazz: Sayonara, Scout! See ya next time.

Monday Night Raw (A few years back)

When Stone Cold Steve Austin whooped Vince McMahon's ass backstage and pissed on him. Then, he said "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!"

 

[Dário F]

The Best one in my opinion is...

"Death waits for no man!" by the Legendary Undertaker!!! 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

"My uncle was a man of the sea. He provided for his family by fishing for small crustaceans. Then one day, a storm came along and sank my uncle's boat. When he came home, he only had one thing to say.

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy!"

--Steve Austin, taking part in what might have been the funniest night in WWE history. Too bad the cameras didn't film it.

If you've read "Have a Nice Day", you know the rest.