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Favorte Movie Quote.

Another pulp fiction one.

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
 
Here's one from "A Clockwork Orange" I've always liked. Short but sweet.

Alex - I was cured all right
 
Strange Brew

Dave: I'll Drive, ay
Rick: No, I can Drive, ay
Dave: You cant drive you'll crash, besides you don't have a license, ay
Rick: I won't crash,ay
Dave: Why not?, ay
Rick: .cause it's a Beer Truch, ay
Dave:Ok, ay but you better not crash it.
 
A Clockwork Orange

Alex: Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!
 
Here's one from Monty python's Life of Brian that has me in tears from laughter every time I hear it

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, you don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in Crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Shhh!
 
Young Patches: "Just remember the five Ds of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge."
 
*And I'll bring a nice foot to your ass* Clint Eastwood to Burt Reynolds in the movie "City Heat".
 
John McClane: Look I fail you cover my ass. You fail I cover your ass!
Zeus: And if we both fail?
John McClane: Then we're both fucked!
(Die Hard With a Vengeance)
 
"I'm putting you on total isolation for the next two weeks. No cell phones, no faxes, no Internet, nothing."
"Like the 80's?!"

Gerry Becker and Richard Benjamin, Marci X
 
From American Beauty...

Colonel Fitts - Get out! I don't ever want to see you again!

Ricky - What a sad, lonely old man you are
 
From The Punisher
Frank Castle: I'm fine.
[looks at the dead hit man by his feet]
Frank Castle: He's not.
 
This is from a Three Stooges short subject, I forget the title. The Stooges are looking at a wanted poster of themselves. The charge is vagrancy.

Shemp: What's vagrancy?
Larry: You know! Like when you smell a flower, and it smells good. That's vagrancy!
Shemp: Aw, we can beat that rap easy!
Moe: You lamebrains! Vagrancy is being a hobo or a bum!
Shemp: Uh-oh. I don't think we can beat that one.
 
From Sergio Leone's,"Once Upon a Time in America".

Robert DeNiro (Noodles) to James Woods (Maxi) after they knocked off Burt Young (Joe) with his gang in their car.

Noodles-" Today they ask us to get rid of Joe, tomorrow they ask me to get rid of you". " Is that ok with you"? " Because it's not ok with me".
 
NOW....use can't leave.

Sonny to the Bikers in "A Bronx Tale"
 
a few.....

from American Psycho:

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."

lol it has no deep meaning or anything but i just think it`s pretty funny.

from High Fidelity:

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

from Love Actually:

"Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't."

from Velvet Goldmine:

"The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history."


thats all for now........
 
One of my favourite pieces of dialogue from Pulp Fiction.

Maynard: Which one of them do you want to do first?
Zed: I ain't for sure yet, (whispering) eenie meenie minie moe, catch a nigger by his toe, if he hollers let him go, eenie meenie minie moe. My mother said pick the perfect one and you are.....it. Guess that means you big boy.
Marsellus: (Ballgagged) Fuck you! (muffled abuse towards Zed)
Zed: Shush. You want to do it in here?
Maynard: No. Let's take him back to Russell's old room.
Zed: Sounds good to me.
Marsellus: (still ballgagged) (more muffled abuse directed to Zed and Maynard)
 
Scene from JAWS

Matt Hopper: ( Speaking to Mayor Larry Vaughn ) "I think you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and "Bites" you in the ass :happyfloa
 
From "Midnight Run"

Dennis Farina (mob boss) talking to one of his men on the phone.

Farina-,"Let me tell you two stupid mother@$#%*#'s something, I better not get another phone call like this, cause if I do I'm gonna to get on the f@#*#@g plane and I'm gonna blow torch the both of you"!
 
Actions speak louder than words, this is why I am posting a video clip of one of my favorite scenes in one of my favorite movies!

"Your bed is a car..."
"Yeah, but it's a fuckin' sweet car!"

(From Grandma's Boy)

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From "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

Clint Eastwood to Eli Wallach

Clint(Blondie)-"Well now, seems just like old times, four for you and four, uh, four for me".
 
"I no longer need to kill you. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned forever at the center of a dead planet, barried alive, barried alive barried alive..."

-Kahn, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn

(And that is why Kahn is cooler then Vader)
 
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Here's the insect politics dialogue from The Fly, one of the best remakes ever.

Seth Brundle: You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects ... don't have politics. They're very ... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first ... insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but ... I'm afraid ...(groans)
Veronica Quaife: I don't know what you're trying to say!
Seth Brundle: I'm saying ... I'm saying I-I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man ... and loved it. But now the dream is over ... and the insect is awake.
Veronica Quaife: No...No, Seth.
Seth Brundle: I'm saying ...I'll hurt you if you stay.
 
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