Finding Inner Peace

[Strelnikov]

I'm passing this along because it's definitely working for me. I think I have finally achieved inner peace. I recently read an article that said the best way to find inner peace is to FINISH things I had started.

So, today I finished a fifth of Jack Daniel's, ate two huge bags of potato chips, a chocolate pie, a box of chocolate candy, and I slapped the living shit out of someone I've never really liked. I feel better already! Ahhh ... the peace I feel. The relief! Think I'll do it all again tomorrow. If I keep this up, I just might be able to alleviate the stress and turmoil in my life altogether, and get off the Xanax that the doctor put me on.

If you have a friend in need of inner peace, pass this along to them; and if you don't feel like sending it ... who cares .... screw it, I've got inner peace.

Strelnikov

 

[Krokus]

Lol...

Hey, what works works I guess....😀

 

[amk714]

I'm glad you found inner peace, Strel! As for me, I--hold on, I've got something else to do, I'll finish this post later.... 😛

 

[JoBelle]

Tickling wasn't on your list? 😕

hehehehehe
Good one, Mr. Strel~!

Joby, off to be a perfectionist today~! 😀

 

[milagros317]

Sounds good. Just don't buy any half gallon bottles of whiskey. 🙂

 

[TicklingDuo]

I'd be done after the whiskey....out cold, sleeping peacefully.

Ann

 

[Deleted member 2452]

i already tried this strel, and it didn't work

i got arrested for my effort, and they wouldn't give back my shovel! the booz is a great alternative for the xanax though.
steve

 

[cleopatra2003]

LOL I'll take the advance on the Jack Daniels, I think that would help me achieve my inner peace.....now if only I had a few tickles 🙁

 

[omega]

strel, strel, strel

The only way you will find inner peace is by kicking back and listening to the most perfect instrument in the world . . . the human voice!😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Strel that even sounds better than my medication.

 

[ShiningIce]

Doesnt beat a good tequilla.

 

[Strelnikov]

Human voice? Maybe - if it belongs to a lovely lady laughing at the top of her lungs. Otherwise, a *major* pipe organ has it beat all hollow.

Strelnikov

 

[Moses25]

I tried Strel's prescription.

Works well.

Next day is a bitch, though.

Cheers.😀