Finds from FMyLife.com

[Flatfoot]

For those who don't know, FMyLife is a website where people post their personal life fails. Sometimes, they can be pretty funny to read, or they can help one feel better about themself to realize that they don't necessarily have it that bad.

Anyway, I found these FMLs and thought of everyone here: 😀

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

 

[Comfort Eagle]

The weight one is horrifying. :/

 

[thetmfobserver]

Even tickling has its own place and time. . .

 

[Flatfoot]

The weight one is horrifying. :/

Even tickling has its own place and time. . .

Agreed! 😉

 

[milagros317]

Ouch! 😱
and
Ouch! 😱

 

[ticklemepls]

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

see- this is why us lees get tied 😉

 

[irishticklerr]

saw one a while ago that was "today while i was asleep my daughter came in and started to tickle my feet and i accidentaly kicked her in the face fml"

 

[Gemini_Tickle]

Thanks for giving me an alternative to textsfromlastnight.com Seriously if I read one more text I'm pretty sure my brain will just evaporate!

Tonto...I agree...a two pound weight would definitely cause some damage! But still, funny reading!

 

[playfuldude]

Happy sack???? lmao

 

[Lost_My_Mind]

Is it sad that sometimes I go to FMyLife.com and realize that the people posting have much better lifes then I do?

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Is it sad that sometimes I go to FMyLife.com and realize that the people posting have much better lifes then I do?

Not sure, why not post some FMyLifes for us to read and compare?

 

[Flatfoot]

I don't believe half of these. Thanks for sharing them, it's cool and all. But come on "dropped the weights on my face" and then what? got a broken nose? Knocked the fuck out? Seriously who is expected to believe that. Even at like 2 lbs it would have done decent damage.

Yeah, sometimes they are a little hard to believe. I think the site is a great haven for compulsive liars to exaggerate how f'd up their lives are, since their real friends probably stopped listening long ago. You know the type I'm talking about? That one guy or girl who's always got a story to tell, or just HAS to top your experience? It's got occasional entertainment value when I run out of lolcats, engrish, and fail pics to look at. 😉

 

[lenjo]

Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true.

For example: "People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true."

-- LenJo

 

[DEEPSHOTONE]

Ok folks, some of the stuff is funny, I mean really funny. LOL

 

[Lost_My_Mind]

Not sure, why not post some FMyLifes for us to read and compare?

Ok, you won't find it on the FML cause I havent submitted it, but....

Today, I looked at my paystub's "YTD Amount" section, and i've made $6,618.65 so far. Its November, and I'm 26. Needless to say I live with my parent, which means I haven't gotten laid in years. FML.

 

[texastickler]

OMG. Some of that stuff is just crazy. LOL

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

Here is another tickling quote I saw on FML (I have the iPhone app for this site, when I need a laugh I love to read a few!)

"Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML"