Gentlemen, You Growed a Vagina: What Do You Do?

[c7_assassin]

So fellas, we wake up and we have girlparts for the next 24 hours. What do we do?

 

[mellon_collie]

probably just spend the day in bed.

 

[boy]

GENTLEMEN! *lightning strikes*

See a doctor.

 

[Adam]

After looking down there, I scream in horror, realizing that nothing is sticking outward in an erect manner. I am then reminded that it's only for 24 hours. I then... dunno. Perhaps sit down and pee?

 

[SlaverTickler]

After looking down there, I scream in horror, realizing that nothing is sticking outward in an erect manner. I am then reminded that it's only for 24 hours. I then... dunno. Perhaps sit down and pee?

What, you mean you don't sit down to pee first thing in the morning anyway? Thats the great thing about being a guy, having the option to stand or sit.

As for my reaction... well I would probably be in shock at first, then I would check out one of them fancy Silver Bullets the ladys seem to like so much. Hay what the fuck, if I have the time I might as well.

 

[john getty]

I'd get some practice in. It's been a while since I've seen one.

 

[c7_assassin]

I'd get some practice in. It's been a while since I've seen one.

LOL. I think I'd fist myself. 😛

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I am so subscribing to this thread LOL

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Wait! It should have to be that time of the month while they have it. Let them see how it feels! lol

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

OMG Do you have any idea how disgusting this world would get really really quickly if you gave all men their period at the same time?

 

[john getty]

Yeah, now we can bitch without apologising afterwards.

 

[SlaverTickler]

Wait! It should have to be that time of the month while they have it. Let them see how it feels! lol

No way, it hurts us enough when you get the cramps... wait a sec, this way you'll know what we go through YES!!!

 

[venray]

Hmmmmm...If I still have my penis as well I would F myself....if not....then I would eat a lot of chocolate and bitch about my spouse and catty guy friends....

 

[MrMacphisto]

Assuming I would have both tits and a vagina... hmmm...

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[ShiningIce]

I would play with my clit like a motherfucker!! I mean UNLIMITED orgasms??!! Are you kidding I'd have 24 hr self orgy. Vibrator! dildos! Household appliances!! It's all good and it's all going in!!

 

[Borg Perfection]

I would play with my clit like a motherfucker!! I mean UNLIMITED orgasms??!! Are you kidding I'd have 24 hr self orgy. Vibrator! dildos! Household appliances!! It's all good and it's all going in!!

LOL!

 

[Artoo]

I'd dress like a woman and play with myself.
Oh, wait...

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Watch Love Actually.

 

[Angel77]

Wait! It should have to be that time of the month while they have it. Let them see how it feels! lol

 

[maniactickler]

I would shave, dress like a girl, then go find a lesbian to stick assorted items in me.

 

[Angel77]

I would shave, dress like a girl, then go find a lesbian to stick assorted items in me.

Have fun in the produce department!

 

[herts tickler]

explore and learn. mind you they say every vagina is different in regards to what feels good so just because i might enjoy a twelve incher, doesnt mean the next girl would.

this now tops the list of things i never thought id write.

 

[..Glamorous..]

😵

 

[Flatfoot]

I'd probably wind up in the hospital from trying to shove all sorts o' weird stuff in there.

On my more analytical side, I'd have to experiment to see if either gender experiences a "better" orgasm than the other.

 

[milagros317]

I'd spend the day in bed playing with my temporary new body part and seeing what feels good. 😀