Gentlemen, You Growed a Vagina: What Do You Do?

[poopies]

No. I'd rather learn myself kthx. Old pussy is ugly. It probably looks like this..

Is that a butterfly?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Is that a butterfly?

They call it a Vagina-Bike - not sure of its purpose, but I find it absolutely enthralling that there is an Amish-esque woman standing next to it.

 

[Flatfoot]

That looks like the alien queen from Starship Troopers.

 

[poopies]

They call it a Vagina-Bike - not sure of its purpose, but I find it absolutely enthralling that there is an Amish-esque woman standing next to it.

Vagina-Bike. You know... for kids!

 

[maniactickler]

Holy shit. I fucking love this thread.

But it never ceases to amaze me how many men think shoving foreign or not objects up there is fun or entertaining.

Why don't I shove a cucumber/blender/wisk/dozen eggs/wooden spoon/baby llama up your asshole or pee hole?

Crystal, i would try to shove the biggest thing possible up there! hey, i need to see if im loose or not.

 

[Coup de Grace]

Without prior knowledge: Freak the hell out!

If I have prior knowledge: Hit the sex shop for some dildoes and vibrators to experience this mind-blowing orgasm first hand.

 

[Angel77]

Without prior knowledge: Freak the hell out!

If I have prior knowledge: Hit the sex shop for some dildoes and vibrators to experience this mind-blowing orgasm first hand.

May I suggest a really good showerhead?

 

[..Glamorous..]

I can teach you.

Now that I have to see, I am on my way..

 

[SlaverTickler]

Why don't I shove a cucumber/blender/wisk/dozen eggs/wooden spoon/baby llama up your asshole or pee hole?

You seem to be a very angry young woman.

 

[c7_assassin]

You seem to be a very angry young woman.

Sorry slaver, it seems your vagina has gotten a little sand in it... 😛

 

[SlaverTickler]

Sorry slaver, it seems your vagina has gotten a little sand in it... 😛

See, I told you we should have used a beach blanket.

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[prestidigits]

What do I do? Take it out and have it filled, of course.