Godmodding thread

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Feeds a monkey into the monkey-a-tron*

I wonder what'll happen now... *Watches as the monkey-a-tron can't handle it, going into reverse and spitting out cardboard cutouts of Nessie instead* O_.

 

[Hungarian21]

:weird:*summons army of babanas to capture the monkeys* haha, my army is......😛.....oh, man....... :wooha: ......oh my..... :weird: .....ouch....bad idea....😛

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Knocks some of Hungarian's army unconconscious and eats one*

Bleurgh *ptoooey* What the heck is a BABANA, anyhow? It tastes like unwashed laundry! 😛

 

[Hungarian21]

never thought about tasting them....😛I was waiting for an idiot to do it instead of me😛😀

 

[Hungarian21]

So thanx! :happy:

 

[Budweiserbob!]

*builds a monkey-a-tron MK II, it now does the same job but provides TWICE THE MONKEY! So for every piece you put it, you get two monkeys*

 

[Budweiserbob!]

I'm sick on the Monkey-a-tron MK I now...

*totallly destroys it only realising AFTER that pieces of HDS still remain in the structure*

Wow....maybe my machine wasn't 100% effective.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Pieces of HDS fuse with broken Monkey-a-tron mk. 1 to produce the HDS-1000, with the ability to deep-fry people*

 

[nessonite1]

Couldnt you have recylcled the first monkey-a-tron by feeding it into the new one? You'd not only dispose of your old machine...but you'd also get 2 free monkeys.

*pauses in her lecture to notice the HDS-1000 looming overhead*

*climbs into the cockpit and notices the keys in the ignition*

 

[Hungarian21]

*shoots it down*He was flying in a no-slying zone...😛

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

A no-slying zone, eh? So he was being blatantly obvious about being there, then? 😛

What cockpit did Ness just climb into? ***Takes a look*** It's not a cockpit, but a Cock Pit - a pit full of male chickens (where was YOUR mind going? 😛). They all start crowing upon Nessie's entrance.

 

[Hungarian21]

😛 My missplelling amuses u? :happy:

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Erm...yes? *Knocks Hungarian on the head with a novelty oversized foam mallet*

 

[Hungarian21]

*starts walking in circles, singing about the naked chicks flying around his head, getting chased by feathers* hehe......thanx Koopa.....that bump was worth it....

Aww yeah, aha, aw yea, aw yeah, aw YEAH! 600 posts! XD

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Congrats on reaching 600, Hungarian (he says, slowly closing on the millennial mark.

*Gives the world an evil glare as he plots to take it over (see attached)*

 

[nessonite1]

*throws all of the ROOSTERS into the Monkey-a-Tron II, turning them into a loyal army of simean soldiers*
*then climbs into the DRIVERS SEAT of the HDS1000 and reaches out with giant pincer arms to find something to deep dry*

 

[ticklekid1]

This is booooooooorrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnngg. I am going back to the catacombs. *turns and leaps into jeep. With his hot ethiopian girlfriend and rides back into cave.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

We have catacombs now? When were they installed?

*Creates a giant spider that eats Ribber*

 

[nessonite1]

*giant pincer arms grab koopa's spider and toss it into the deep fryer*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*Dives in after it*

Hang on - I'm arachnophobic! ·_· Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*Is deep-fried*

Mmmm....tasty....deep-fried leg...

 

[nessonite1]

*deep fried koopa and spider and dumped into a greasy heap on the floor as nessie pilots the HDS1000, followed by the army of monkeys, to the next destination*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Leaps up, grabs onto the back of the HDS1000, and tickles its' underside*

 

[Budweiserbob!]

:l

*Builds a catapult and puts up a sign saying "BRAND NEW RIDE: THE CATAPULTIFIER! The only ride that doesn't need any helath and safety checks. Come a fling your self 200 ft into the air*

*sits in catapult and launches it*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

*flies off into the distance*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*BuddyBob ends up on the wrong end of a game of interplantary pinball*

Now the question you have to ask yourselves is: did I MEAN to make that typo? 😛

 

[nessonite1]

*looks dows at koopa*
You dumbass, it'a a machine! That's not gonna...
*she is cut off in mid sentence as the HDS1000 convolses and starts to lose it's balance. She manages to steer one of the giant pincer ams to where koops hangs on the back and plucks him off, leaving him dangling from the hand while the HDS1000 recovers*