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Godmodding thread

*looks up from her bagel to receive her Oscar and realizes she forgot to write an acceptance speech. Mutters something about thanking various people who she makes up on the spot before noticing the new mini mall. Debates for a while about whether she should protest the desecrating of sacred ground or go buy some new shoes.*

*plants a sign beside HDS's wall that features a stern looking Arnold Schwartzenegger saying "It's not a tomb-ah!" and sits down at the base of the wall to continue her vigil awaiting HDS's return*
 
*nessie wakes up from where she had dozed off to see a crowd of monkeys around her*

Oh hey...I forgot all about you guys...

*it's the super loyal monkey army that had followed the HDS1000. They are now walking in a big circlue around the wall holding signs that say things like "The Monkey Army Awaits the Second Coming" and "We Remain Loyal". A few monkeys seem to have gotten bored and head to the big shoe sale*
 
*goes over to monkeys, but when realizing they completely ignore him, goes over to Ness.*You could be a good guy and send them to search and destroy Bin Laden...:happy:OR, you can be a bad guy and send them for shoes.😛
 
*gets guns, some bananas, and booby traps. (yes, booby traps, traps with boobies in them. I gotta keep Ness busy while we do this!😛)

HAHA, past post 700! XD
 
*dresses koopa up like a monkey (hey, it works in the bugs bunny cartoons!)*
 
And for my 1000th post, I'm declaring Open season on Nessie, for sticking me in that monkey cozzie! 😀 (That's The Loch Ness Monster OR Nessonite, take your pick)

*Ducks a couple of rubbish shots from Ribber and the ghost of HDS before legging it up the nearest banana tree, which falls over*

Damn this...*reads a label on the side of the tree*...Not another BABANA tree! :roll:

*Jumps into a conveniently nearby black hole, landing in...*
 
:wooha: wow, 1000? 😀 Soon, I shall go there. A week or two. :happy:

*admires the lovely whole number, (which is now 1002, but who cares), and then realizes black hole* :weird: CRAP*hangs to magic banana tree that cant be ripped out for dear life* .......crazy koopamonkey.....😛
 
*paints a giant target on the Loch Ness Monster just to clear up any confusion*

*teaches monkey army to play checkers*
 
*gets a zipper on black hole, zipping Koopa in it*. HAHA! XD

*sits down next 2 ness and checkers monkeys* teach me too! :happy:
 
*Confuses everyone from within his black hole by teleporting random chess pieces onto Ness and Hungarian's draughts boards*

So 😛!
 
LOL, its interesting.....I posted 73 posts today, (including this one), and I'm still not tired! :happy:
 
*monkeys become enraged at losing to Hugarian's checkmate and fly at him from all directions, biting his ears and tail with their savage little monkey teeth*
 
wow, these monkeys have will power.....*looks at blood dripping from all areas of body, except little fella down THERE, who is protected by the legendary golden... do I need to say?😛) At least they get that stinky poo off...😛
 
Whats it like down there, anyway? *watches as a monkey breaks its teeth in the golden It What Must Not Be Named*
 
koopacooper said:
Golden condom?!? Wow, that's gotta be a helluva strain on the muscles... O_™
Click to expand...

Exercise, my friend....😛 and some magic to make it as light as a feather....get it? feather? 😀 .....forget it. 🙄 😛
 
well now, we are at post 85 today.....not counting this. :happy: what is wrong with me?
 
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