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*gets into HDS1000 and sits down next to Ness* Don't ask how I did that....😛
*starts pressing flashy buttons, and accidentally presses the self-destruct button* :weird:........I didn't mean to do that......:sad:this cant be good*listens to destruction timer saying 10. 9...6...3...2...* Who puts a frikkin self-destruct button in a car anyway?!*one...* :wooha:
wATCHES AS hds copter sails to the ground in a fiery tumult. It turnsb and sails toward me. I am in a MIB uniform alongside Koopa also in a mib uniform, we are holding gunsand the ship crashes. dirt waves over us and we stare.
Neuralisers, for those who haven't seen MiB (or have since, ironically, forgotten it) are the handheld devices each agent has. A bright light flashes out from it stunning the subject and wiping their memory back to a user-determined point; it also makes them highly suggestible, allowing fake memories to be planted in place of the wiped ones.
:wooha: Whoops. Is that what they were called? Sorry, I though you meant somesort of a paralyzing gun... 🙄 ....heyyy.....why dont you kidnapp some hot ticklish actress and TICKLE the crap outa her, then erase her memory to....I dunno...she was out on the beach, then accidentally walked into your home....some thousand miles away from the beach... 🙄 .....yeah, that would work! 😀
*takes off MiB sunglasses and glares at Koopa and watches as everyone runs into the distance*
cowards...
*nessie scours the area for bits of the machine and places them all gingerly into the now empty fryer for safe keeping. She then erects (watches the boys snicker over that word) a heavy stone wall around it to keep it secure until HDS's return so that he can sort himsef out*
*as she walks away from the crash site she stops and turns around slowly. She places a rose at the base of the wall in memorium just in case he can't bring himself back*
*decides she may as well go for broke and proceeds to go into a long and mournful monologue hoping to win an Oscar*
*as she delivers her empassioned eulogy she tries to ignore the tempting odor of bagels and cream cheese in the air*
*mutters* lord help me...if they bring out the smoked salmon I'm done for...
*falls to her knees and continues her Oscar worthy (I hope) performance*
*looks over at HDS tomb. Pulls out note that meant to be a speech but ended up being 1 sentece due to sudden lazyness*.........He always made funny noises when speeding up.....😛
*Builds a tacky mini-mall next to HDS' tomb. Millions flock to the mini-mall and stay to be filmed crying in front of the tomb to get their faces on some late news show*
Meh...well, someone needs to raise money to upkeep that tomb; they don't keep themselves up, after all! 😛