Godmodding thread

[Budweiserbob!]

*Uses the hunting season to his advantage and opens an 'Ammunition Store'!*

*puts up sign saying "55% discount for members with 5,000 posts or more"*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

85 posts in a day?! I'm lucky if I make a dozen in that time...

On the flip side, Hungarian, keep up that posting rate and you'll catch up to Nessie in about 3 months. 😎

 

[Hungarian21]

:weird: three months......yeah, I dont think so.😛 It actually ended up to be 93, but then noone would reply; I was sitting here all alone.......SO, i went to bed. 😛

*sets booby traps around shoe store* lets observe whats more important to Ness: Boobies or shoes. 😛

 

[Budweiserbob!]

I know, I can remember him being at about 582 on one day (that's when I thought he wouldn't be able to catch up to me very easily), then 2 hours later he's like 4 posts behind me! O_O

 

[Hungarian21]

Who, me? :question::happy:

:weird: OMG, you are right! I did catch you.....sorry..😱....oh, wait....do I need to appologize?

 

[Budweiserbob!]

nah, nothing wrong with a bit of friendly competition! ^^

*sharpens knives*

<.<
>.>

 

[nessonite1]

*monkeys leaving the show store are caught in the booby traps, snapping their little monkey heads off*

You've decimated my monkey army, dammit!!

*the monkeys that remain become enraged and attack the traps, resulting in further monkey carnage. Now the only monkey that remains is the wise old monkey who sits atop HDS's wall and observes the scene while muttering something about "damn whippersnappers"*

*nessie, meanwhile, is not swayed by ammo, shoes, or boobies (I don't actually LIKE boobies, it's just a fun word to say....boobies) and remains seated at the base of the wall, reading a manga and drinking strawberry-banana soda*

 

[Budweiserbob!]

😵

You can get strawberry-Banana soda?!?!?

YOU AMERICANS GET THE COOLEST OF THINGS!

 

[nessonite1]

Oh yus....I just discovered a bit ago that Walmart of all places carries a whole line of flavored sodas. Peach, peach/mango, strawberry/kiwi, white grape, list goes on and on. As if that weren't awesome enough they're all calorie and caffeine free. Envy me, you limey bastards! XD

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Eats the world's largest bar of Cadbury's Fruit and Nut*

Envy you? Envy ME! 😛 Hah!

*Dies from subsequent chocolate poisoning, then performs brain transplant on self, ending up in the body of a 10 y/o girl*

NoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Morphs back to normal. Still inside zip-locked black hole*

 

[nessonite1]

I'll never envy the Brits for one reason and one reason only. Ranch dressing. XD

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*The word "BOOBIES" inexplicably starts dancing and bouncing around in front of Nessie*

😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

 

[Budweiserbob!]

*line dances to techno*

 

[Budweiserbob!]

ALSO I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I BEAT HUNGARIAN TO 800 POSTS! XD

Now I'm gonna let him over take me peacefully because I can't keep up this pace forever. XD

 

[Hungarian21]

😛 CATHING UP!

*post 800* But yeas, u did beat me. Congrats!

And you probably will continue beating me for the rest of the weekend. I dunno if you read, but I'm in New mexico with some friends, and, well, the weekends busy. I'm lucky to get on like this. On weekdays, however, they work, and I just mess around. THEN, I will have the competition back on! 😛:happy:

 

[Hungarian21]

*holds boobies niples like hands and joins in the dance*

What? What else am I supposed to grap in a group dance? 😛

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Dances a jive to "Unchained Melody"*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Boobies stand on Hungarian's toes*

 

[nessonite1]

Look at the 6 posts above me. Hungarian and Koopa and Buddybob....can I ask the three of you to refrain from double posting? If you've got more than one thing to reply to try to put it all in one post. If you think of something you have to add to it use the EDIT button. Thanks XD

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Oh bother - our plan for catching up to longer threads by double posting everything has been rumbled!

BuddyBob, Hungarian; we need another plan! 😛

EDIT: And quickly, toO! 😎

 

[Cbarton]

:::walk out of the HDS memorial....Mighty Shop Vac arc welding attachment in hand...pulls out the completely rebuilt HDS1000::::

"sorry it took me so long, Nessie....had to totally rebuild the inverted syncronized disgronificator...someone attached it to the counter-rotating gonculator by mistake....should work like a charm now....

 

[nessonite1]

*nessie's eyes sparkle as KY pulls out the HDS1000*

You...you didnt!

*the HDS1000 stands there for a moment, wobbles, and quickly falls into a heap of rubble*

No...I see you didn't....

*sighs and beats KY over the head with the shopvac before using it to suck up all the pieces and then depositing them back on the other side of the wall (which, by the way, is devoid of any windows or doors and is 80 ft high with an additional 15 ft of barbed wire on top so I'm not sure how you pulled that one off, KY 😀 ). *

*raises brow*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

One word, Ness: teleportation.

*The memorial lifts off from the ground and begins spinning so rapidly that it generates its own gravity*

 

[Hungarian21]

Oh bother - our plan for catching up to longer threads by double posting everything has been rumbled!

BuddyBob, Hungarian; we need another plan! 😛

EDIT: And quickly, toO! 😎

I KNOW! TRIPLE POSTING! XD
OR, even better: Lets talk like we would on the word game thread; three words here, two there, a total of.....say, 10 posts/2 sentences😀

k, sorry Ness, I'll try to resist.:happy:

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Good plan, Hungarian. Or we could just register multiple accounts and intersperse postings from all of them... 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

Scary thing - that could actually work. *Flings Hungarian at a pile of monkey poo, just to keep the randomness quotient up* 😀


EDIT: I shall be away from home (and unable to access the internet) until Friday sometime, so don't be surprised that you won't see me until then. CFN, folks! 😀