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TklDuo-Ann
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Great pic! lol Isn't that crusty ass heel syndrome just the best! I wonder what would happen if I showed up with my feet looking that way for NEST. 
Don't worry, guys! I won't. In fact, if I can get an early enough appointment so I can breathe in the place, I may even do a pedicure before I come! 
Don't worry, guys! I won't. In fact, if I can get an early enough appointment so I can breathe in the place, I may even do a pedicure before I come! aun_existe_amor
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When I get PMs from people I don't know asking me about my feet I always say they're dirty, hard, smelly, crusty, and I haven't washed them for 6 months. I don't often get a reply 
I should just send them that pic instead 
I should just send them that pic instead aurora5150
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well at least you wern't finishing your lunch when you saw it. i think i'm gonna be ill.steph said:Oh NO! Mimi! 😱 There goes my appetite for lunch!
XOXO
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My eyes....the goggles do nothing!
MY EYES HATH SEEN THE UGLY OF THE CRUSTING OF THE FEET!!
AAARRRUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Sheesh, if she reversed those heels she might stike oil.
I fought in Iraq and it was less dry than those heels.
Those feet are so dry....(how dry are they)....those feet are so dry 2 camels walked by, looked down and said, damn.
Those feet are so dry she went to the swimming pool, dipped her toe in, and the water evaporated.
Those feet are so dry, Smokey the Bear has asked that she NOT walk barefoot in the forest.
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Need more Ill have a few more later.......
Rob
AAARRRUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Sheesh, if she reversed those heels she might stike oil.
I fought in Iraq and it was less dry than those heels.
Those feet are so dry....(how dry are they)....those feet are so dry 2 camels walked by, looked down and said, damn.
Those feet are so dry she went to the swimming pool, dipped her toe in, and the water evaporated.
Those feet are so dry, Smokey the Bear has asked that she NOT walk barefoot in the forest.
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Need more Ill have a few more later.......
Rob
aun_existe_amor said:When I get PMs from people I don't know asking me about my feet I always say they're dirty, hard, smelly, crusty, and I haven't washed them for 6 months. I don't often get a reply
Yummm.....😀
ticklingfeet4fu
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Well my dinner is now floating around the Saginaw River. 😕 Thanks a lot Mimi. You should give a warning. Something like...ROUGH ON THE EYES!!!
maniactickler
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I refuse to believe those are real feet. noone can let their heels get that crusty! but Mimi, im still holding you responsible for the new shirt i just ruined, due to the extensive vomit stains. 
but Mimi, im still holding you responsible for the new shirt i just ruined, due to the extensive vomit stains. TklDuo-Drew
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Hey Mimi.........that's a really HOT picture.
Anymore?
Yum, yum, yum!
Drew
Anymore?
Yum, yum, yum!
Drew
maniactickler
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Im looking at this picture one day later and im still dry heaving! 
maniactickler
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Just to pose another question, if those feet were ticklish, would you be able to tickle them through that thick coating of crust with any results? 
Goodieluver
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Has a mod ever been banned for horribleness like this? ::slowly eats a saltine while shivering:::
Goodieluver said:
good grief you guys are wimps....lol...i had no trouble at all looking at this...and i'm a delicate she male....these are the type of feet the gas man deserves for thrusting that awful flatulence thread down our throats...
Azrael said:...is that a typo?
Er, no offense if it isn't. It's just not something one expects to see tossed out in a joke thread 😉
Now, just to make certain that I'm not going all irrelevant myself...
hmmm i'm a female... i have been called a she devil...so i thought i would combine the two...sighs..i so suck at jokes..
and o god...now that is disgusting..must you have done that??? i mean really...now my image of you has sunk.....so those are your feet? hmm
natural tickler
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Thanx to you Mimi, I can never look at feet the same again....damn
See, if the word you're using already has a universal connotation, such as "blessed with both from birth," the joke is pretty guaranteed to fail.isabeau said:
That's not me. That there is Frodo Baggins! Seriously, weren't the cutoff trowsers a dead giveaway?isabeau said:
(Actually, I've no idea whose they are; I just googled "crusty feet" and that came up somewhere around page two... be thankful I didn't pick from page one)
maniactickler
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isabeau said:
Perhaps you had no trouble looking at these feet, because your so used to seeing the same thing everytime you put your shoes on.
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She is so gonna kick your butt dudemaniactickler said:Perhaps you had no trouble looking at these feet, because your so used to seeing the same thing everytime you put your shoes on.
