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Hi, I'm a rhinoceros...

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I thought about writing my profile in narrative format, but decided that a simple presentation of data would be quicker and easier to read. I'll probably add things as I think of them.


Name: Pete

Height: 6'5”

Weight: 257 lbs

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown

Birthday: September 29, 1977

Ancestry: 7/8 Norwegian, 1/8 Swedish.

Marital Status: Single. (Probably forever. 😛 )

Occupation: Finance.

Family: Mom, dad, 1 brother, and one brand new beautiful little niece. 😀

Pets: One gigantic orange cat named Hercules.

Education: BA in Political Science, Arizona State University. (That's where the “ASU” comes from.)

Political Views: Independent. If you have to slap a label on me, I'm probably closer to Libertarian than anything else.

Living Situation:
By myself, and I prefer it that way. I'm not totally anti-social or anything, but I've always needed a lot of alone time for some reason.

Glasses or Corrective Lenses: Both.

Personality in Three Words: Friendly, Lackidaisical, and a Rhinoceros.

Worst Traits: I'm lazy, messy, and I procrastinate a lot.

Favorite Food: My mom's pork chops with mushroom gravy.

Favorite Movies: Anything involving Kung-Fu, explosions, swords, or vulgar humor.

Hobbies: Video games, working out, reading, computer-related stuff.

Favorite Music: I like a little bit of just about anything, from rap to metal to country.

Favorite Authors: Tom Clancy, Dean Koontz, Wilbur Smith, George RR Martin, JRR Tolkien.

Favorite Novel: “Without Remorse,” by Tom Clancy.

Favorite Non-Fiction Book: “A Brief History of Time,” by Stephen Hawking.

Favorite Video Games: Urban Terror, Neverwinter Nights, and Final Fantasy III.

Pet Peeves: I loathe anyone who bullies others or enjoys pushing people around. I dislike arrogance intensely. I hate it when people help me with things, and I mean just about anything. Bad drivers also tend to piss me off.

Goals: Early retirement and getting into better physical condition.

Favorite Vacation Spots: Minnesota, Las Vegas, and NEST. 😀

Place I'd Like to Visit Someday: Norway.

Phobias: Needles and the inevitable passage of time.

Best Sport: Football.

Worst Sport: Tennis (I'm freakin' HORRIBLE)





Odds and Ends:


-I grew up in Minnesota.

-I would have majored in English if not for the ASU English department's draconian attendence policy.

-The only foreign country I've been to is Canada.

-I have lost 100+ pounds twice in my life.

-4 years ago, I weighed upwards of 370 pounds.

-I studied Wing Chun for several years, almost the whole time I was in college.

-I collect rhinos. 🙂

-I love comic books, although I'm not an active collector anymore.

-I had a leading role in almost every drama production my high school put on from 1992-1995. One semester, I actually played the female lead. I don't make a very attractive woman.

-The closest I think I've ever come to dying was in January of 2005. A friend and I were rear-ended on the freeway. Both cars were declared a total loss.

-I hate to shave, and therefore I do so as infrequently as I can.

-I'm addicted to diet soda, especially Diet Pepsi. I go through about a half gallon of it on a daily basis.

-Cold doesn't bother me. I'll happily wear shorts and a t-shirt in 45 degree weather.

-I once ate 4 whoppers in one sitting.



The story behind the whole “rhinoceros” thing:

Many years ago, I was in the TMF chatroom when another user started going on and on about how he was a model, and a millionaire, and had an IQ of 200 or some such. You know the type. Anyway, this started to annoy me, so I finally chimed in with, “Oh yeah, well guess what? I'm a goddamned rhinoceros!” They were somewhat taken aback and claimed that I couldn't be a rhinoceros, to which I replied that I certainly could be, that I lived in the zoo, and that they were committing a hate crime by insulting an endangered species. I don't remember exactly how the conversation went, but thereafter I would announce that I was a rhinoceros every time I entered the chatroom, and it kind of stuck.
 
Awesome to meet you. Great idea for you bio. Thanks for posting all the great info.
 
So..can I get some pictures of Pete in a dress?? 😀 ILY!!
 
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Pets: One gigantic orange cat named Hercules.

-I hate to shave, and therefore I do so as infrequently as I can.

-Cold doesn't bother me. I'll happily wear shorts and a t-shirt in 45 degree weather.

-I once ate 4 whoppers in one sitting.

For this, your introduction receives the Official Carsomyr Seal of Approval! :clap: :bouncybou

Good to get to know a little more about you, d00d. I can relate to a whole lot of the other stuff you listed as well, but I only chose to quote the most epic parts. This makes you Awesome with a capital A! 😀
 
Great profile, Pete! 😀

I fondly remember some pretty hilarious times in the Chat (TMF or Yahoo) with you, Jen, Jenna, Pawzy and Enny... LOL. I think I missed the whole Rhino convo, but I'll never forget the sudafed and beer one, hahaha!

Cheers!
 
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