Holy Fuckity GAAAAAH! Surfer's scary-ass videojournal!

[Amnesiac]

Now this shit creeped me the FUCK out! I've had nightmares that looked almost exactly like this (only usually on a stormy night, but visibility logic doesn't really work out that way in the real world) and so when I saw it actually happen I got the cold sweats just watching it!

All in all, it's cool, and the guy himself did this shit DELIBERATELY, but still, my ass would piss itself and then high-tail it for shore!

<object width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=14054518&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=1&color=&fullscreen=1&autoplay=0&loop=0" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=14054518&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=1&color=&fullscreen=1&autoplay=0&loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/14054518">Me my Shark and I</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user1677461">Chuck Patterson</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

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http://www.grindtv.com/surf/blog/19...+films+great+white+sharks+circling+his+board/

 

[c7_assassin]

Seriously, fuck sharks. Fuck them in their blowholes.

What's that you say, sharks don't have blowholes?

I say FUCK YOU, SYMPATHIZER!!!! YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US!!!

 

[Moses25]

That was some scary shit.

Cheers.

 

[Lamashtu]

That guy is lucky.

 

[Backstep]

Beautiful creatures, sharks, but I think I'd prefer to watch them in controlled environments like aquariums as opposed to in open water where someone's life could be in danger.

I also got to pet sand sharks years ago at an aquarium; they're maybe as long as your forearm, and against all odds, kind of cute.

 

[Mirage]

That guy is lucky.

All fools are lucky

 

[TropicThunder]

I got bitten by a mud shark once.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Fuck that. I would punch that shark right in its face.

 

[texastickler]

I have dove with sharks in Hawaii. I love them but I will be damned if I would bein open water with a Great White without a cage or a BIG ASS BOAT!!!!

 

[Amnesiac]

Fuck that. I would punch that shark right in its face.

I will be damned if I would bein open water with a Great White without a cage or a BIG ASS BOAT!!!!

That wasn't ONE shark. That was TWO of them: a 9-footer and a 7-footer. The video was taken in an area where the juveniles are known to spawn.

 

[texastickler]

That wasn't ONE shark. That was TWO of them: a 9-footer and a 7-footer. The video was taken in an area where the juveniles are known to spawn.

That is some crazy shit. Cool stuff though.

 

[karategirl18]

That...was...AWESOME!!