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How big is your penis?

OKAY FELLAS! LET'S BE REAL HERE FOR A SEC! The longest/largest penis ever measured in the Guiness Book of World Records is 11 inches long and 1 1/2 inches wide...at least I think that's right...I'd have to re-locate that book wherever I packed it...anyways....I'm going to be real and say that I actually did measure mine and it came up (when fully erected) to 7 inches long and 1 1/2 inches wide. 😀
 
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We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.
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CrystalLight said:
Absolutely not.

I can always buy one bigger.


😀
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You can have mine for free if you want it :nudgenudge:


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it's not the size of the guns, it's the motion of the ocean.

another way to find out...
 
I refuse to answer this on the grounds that people will laugh at me. I am very sensitive.:dropatear
 
I can't believe I'm posting this, but what the hell. Well I'm a skinny withdrawn guy who's been single for most of his life. I've never measured...uh....that before. But it was a nice ego boost when I first tried condoms and found that anything smaller than magnum would cut off circulation and make sex painful. The downside of that was that unless I got my girlfriend (broke up last year) very, very, very aroused beforehand, it would hurt her even more. 🙁 My girlfriend prior to that (2 bloody years prior mind you) however was a little different, and for that I sometimes miss her greatly. I have this habit of getting nervous and unable to...release (I really hate the word cum)...which does work in my favor, because it means I last a long time. With Beth, I remember asking once, "how many?" and she speechlessly held up 6 fingers. The nervousness thing got my last girlfriend mad because she was under the impression that she couldn't get me off. I had to stop and apologize after...quite a while. I won't get into timeframes with that one. =D
 
Artoo said:
It means you don't have to buy a big car, like Knot. 😎
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STFU, Ru! Just because your penis allows you to drive a mini cooper doesn't mean that you have the right to make fun of me and my Bagger 228.

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Bam!

*Note: Don't click the above link if you don't actually want to see my penis*
 
My penis is just the right size 🙂

P.S. I've just fallen in love with Annie Hall!
 
I don't have one but if I did, it would be 8 inches :bounce:

And I um, I'd touch it a lot.
 
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