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How big is your penis?

that was a great episode of seinfeld, pretty hilarious scene. hate when that happens, lol.
 
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AnnieHall said:
I don't even think you know what you're saying anymore.

But as usual, the "I'm better/smarter than you because I'm a big ol' dom" hints at your own insecurities, my friend.

The many ladies and men pretending to be ladies await your penis post with bated breath, I'm sure.
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ViperGTS said:
Now that is just silly. A penis is a tangible thing, something that can be seen and touched. An ego is simply a personal characteristic that insecure people refer to about others when they are desperately seeking to assert themselves in a place they no longer belong in.

CurtWild - Stop it. Bad Curt, bad. 😀
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If the emoticon slapfight could be put into words; it would be these two quotes.
 
CrystalLight said:
If the emoticon slapfight could be put into words; it would be these two quotes.
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This one?

:slapfight:

I actually enjoy watching that emoticon - for some reason it makes me grin every time. 😀

karategirl18 - Oh really? Hmmmm. Don't ecourage me. You might feed my overblown, disproportionate ego. :woot2:
 
SlaverTickler said:
When they removed my penis last time it really hurt allot ...
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Now that I do not doubt. :blaugh:

AnnieHall said:
Here's mine.

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Top that, motherfuckers.
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Ugh ... yer not helping. 😀

ViperGTS said:
I think some of you (especially AnnieHall) need to chill the fuck out. It's a penis. Are you really so immature and juvenile as to flip out because ZOMG IT'S A PENOR! and start bashing the guy? Okay, so perhaps it would have been a little more classy for the guy to have posted a link to the picture instead of uploading it for all to see, but it's just a fucking cock for pete's sake. It's not like you've never seen one before, so stop flipping out and going all highschool drama on the guy.

Furthermore, who the fuck do some of you think you are to insult the guy's manhood? Another highschool-esque way to deal with a situation that makes you uncomfortable is all that is. One good thing about this thread is that it really shows who the children are of this group. Fuckin' drama queens. :sowrong:
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Some people just don't like looking at dick , man ... nothing "juvenile" about that.

... & I didn't really see it as people "flipping out" about SlaverTickler's post , just crackin' wise , is all. In fact , your post was the most strongly worded of the bunch , so perhaps it isn't others who should be "chilling the fuck out".
 
This is great. It's like that whole "daddy hit mommy at the dinner table and we're all still trying to eat our food" vibe.
 
Waitaminute...

Is there anyway we can alter this conversation where we DON'T see Slaver's dick anymore...

..but we CAN still see AnnieHall's endless catalog of humorous penile euphemisms like "tunnel ferret" and "mayonnaise cannon?" I always like "purple headed womb weasel" myself.

Oh and does is this thread restricted to our actual penis size or the one's we WISH we had? Because if it's the latter, then I'm gonna have to visit the John Holmes Memorial Webpage.
 
Amnesiac said:
Waitaminute...

Is there anyway we can alter this conversation where we DON'T see Slaver's dick anymore...

..but we CAN still see AnnieHall's endless catalog of humorous penile euphemisms like "tunnel ferret" and "mayonnaise cannon?" I always like "purple headed womb weasel" myself.

Oh and does is this thread restricted to our actual penis size or the one's we WISH we had? Because if it's the latter, then I'm gonna have to visit the John Holmes Memorial Webpage.
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NO YOU CAN'T I WANT MY ATTENTION DAMN IT!!!
 
Rorschach said:
The graphic novel was better, but I will say that they made a pretty faithful adaption.
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I didn't like either. The quote from the movie is how every hero should think. Even when the world looks like it will end, the hero will stand in the midle of the street and stop the bad guy from doing something bad. Not because of a reward or getting his face in the paper, but because that is what a hero does. Nite Owl and Silk Specter were to busy wining and bitching to do what they were suposed to. If they had they would have been helping Rosch, and might have stopped Ozzy.
 
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Haha epic.

But no, the way I saw it, even in the end Ozzy wasn't really the bad guy, he was just doing what was needed for the greater good...

...But hell, we're kinda deviating from the original thread here. How about them penises?
 
NONE OF YOU WILL MENTION THE BLASPHEMY THAT IS THE WATCHMEN MOVIE!

It is a book...and NOTHING ELSE!

Now then...back to AnnieHall's colorful penile euphemism catalog.
 
Okay, okay, since ONE of the two porn addicts here posted a picture of his dick, I figured I wasn't going to be upstaged, so HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY PENIS:

*editor's note: due to political matters beyond our control, tonight the part of Amn's penis will be performed by...

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...this guy. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused our season ticket holders.

Yep...that's me all right. All me. Noooooooooooo doubt about it. None whatsoever. Srsly.

Howdy ladiessss....
 
All the mojos exhibited here don't have authentic credibility.

Guys and gals, I am beginning to smell serious "DICK-ROLLING" here! 😱
 
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