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How big is your penis?

It's like this:

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... but from orbit.
 
Sigh. Mine's dimensionally trancendental. Bloody bigger on the inside than the outside!
 
SlaverTickler said:
Ladies, please... try not to laugh to hard. I know I'm not that big, but I think I have a pretty one at least lol.
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Chalk that onto the list of "Things I never wanted or needed to see in my lifetime". Even bleach could not scour that image from my eyes. :cry1:

I am SO fucking done with this thread.
 
SlaverTickler said:
Ladies, please... try not to laugh to hard. I know I'm not that big, but I think I have a pretty one at least lol.
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I'm sorry; but there is nothing attractive about your penis. Very bold of you for sharing, though!! :clap:
 
Holy shit did he really just show his penis to the TMF?!

And it isn't even pretty looking or big?!!?
 
sasaxrah said:
Umm if this is going to be a trend, I will never open this thread again.
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Seriously. Genitalia is fucking ugly, so unless you have something immaculate going on down there, why the hell would you take pictures of it, let alone show it to the damn world.
 
I havent posted in this thread yet, so I figure I'll join in. I've never actually measured it, but all I know is that my parents told me that when I was born, the Dr was examining me, and told them that I was .. uh.. well hung.

Mitch
 
Slaver, if there's ONE thing a porn addict/sex addict knows and knows well, it's that COCKBOMBING IS NOT COOL. Even I know this and I'm autistic!

I'm appalled that I have to remind you of this. You've diminished yourself in my eyes...which I must now wash.

Yeah, unless you have the mass and aesthetic of Evan Stone, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, Derek Pierce or Sean Michaels...keep it to yourself! or at least have a professional B&W glamour photo of it and not a damn camera phone cap!
 
I find it quite amazing this is still here. While the "how big are your juggs?" thread is long gone. Plus i don't think any of the TMF ladies posted pics of their juggs in that thread.

P.S. Yes, i am fully aware some TMF ladies have posted said pics in the "show your feet and other assets" thread.
 
CrystalLight said:
I'm sorry; but there is nothing attractive about your penis. Very bold of you for sharing, though!! :clap:
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Thanks for the support Crystal, I had a feeling you would be one of the few to have my back. You know who your real friends are after you've posted you rooster on the net.

As for the rest of you humorless haters... :bonk::bonk::bonk:
 
Amnesiac said:
Slaver, if there's ONE thing a porn addict/sex addict knows and knows well, it's that COCKBOMBING IS NOT COOL. Even I know this and I'm autistic!

I'm appalled that I have to remind you of this. You've diminished yourself in my eyes...which I must now wash.

Yeah, unless you have the mass and aesthetic of Evan Stone, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, Derek Pierce or Sean Michaels...keep it to yourself! or at least have a professional B&W glamour photo of it and not a damn camera phone cap!
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AH GET OVER IT!!!
 
If you're going to get all bent out of shape because some people got annoyed that you posted a picture of your flesh maggot, that's retarded.

First of all, it looks like the stem of a pumpkin and second of all, you should have known this was going to happen, since it happened once before.

Why you gotta keep mentally raping people with that shit?

I wouldn't want a friend that kept flashing his mayonnaise cannon around.
 
Annie, LMAO.

This thread is so funny.

I also find it HILARIOUS that if a girl post pics of her boobs or pussy guys are ALL over it.

One pic of a penis and girls are like "ewwww" PENIS!! Shows you how much hornier guys are I guess haha.

Either that, or girls just like a NICE looking penis.

Not a small "stem of a pumpkin" looking one. lol
 
AnnieHall said:
If you're going to get all bent out of shape because some people got annoyed that you posted a picture of your flesh maggot, that's retarded.

First of all, it looks like the stem of a pumpkin and second of all, you should have known this was going to happen, since it happened once before.

Why you gotta keep mentally raping people with that shit?

I wouldn't want a friend that kept flashing his mayonnaise cannon around.
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First of all that stem remark was just plain mean, 2nd of all it's a thread asking about the size of forum member penisess (penis's?), so it was hardly a "mental rape". I've only done it once before, and if it hadn't been removed then I wouldn't have done it this time. When they removed my penis last time it really hurt allot... it scared me... and left me walking funny.

It's a penis, get over it.
ST
 
Armpit_licker said:
Annie, LMAO.

This thread is so funny.

I also find it HILARIOUS that if a girl post pics of her boobs or pussy guys are ALL over it.

One pic of a penis and girls are like "ewwww" PENIS!! Shows you how much hornier guys are I guess haha.

Either that, or girls just like a NICE looking penis.

Not a small "stem of a pumpkin" looking one. lol
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The water was cold damb it, cold I say.
 
Armpit_licker said:
Annie, LMAO.

This thread is so funny.

I also find it HILARIOUS that if a girl post pics of her boobs or pussy guys are ALL over it.

One pic of a penis and girls are like "ewwww" PENIS!! Shows you how much hornier guys are I guess haha.

Either that, or girls just like a NICE looking penis.

Not a small "stem of a pumpkin" looking one. lol
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Listen, I've seen some penises that aren't bad, but most of those have been attached to someone I love or attached to some kind of porn star.

And even normal ones on their best days tend to look like some kind of tunnel ferret or a snot sausage.

And please, vaginas aren't that much better. Unless they're porn perfect, they kinda all look like gutted hamsters.

SlaverTickler said:
First of all that stem remark was just plain mean, 2nd of all it's a thread asking about the size of forum member penisess (penis's?), so it was hardly a "mental rape". I've only done it once before, and if it hadn't been removed then I wouldn't have done it this time. When they removed my penis last time it really hurt allot... it scared me... and left me walking funny.

It's a penis, get over it.
ST
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I apologize for the stem remark. I was still in emotional shock from the trauma.

This thread is asking for size, not pictures. All you had to do was put it up against the ruler and respond accordingly.

Why do you think your swollen mushroom got removed from the last thread? Because no one wanted to see it. Did you think you'd get a different reaction this time?

Lastly, I'm not going to get over it. In fact, I think I'd like to have electroshock therapy to get rid of the image that is burned into my head. You have to look at it every day so you're used to it. Everyone else is scarred for life.

Thanks.

Thanks a fucking lot.
 
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