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How big is your penis?

If yer not pissin' on yer balls, I think you're okay.

MAYBE.
 
It's funny, you can be nine inches long but if you're a two-pump chump it doesn't really matter.

It honestly is the motion of the ocean and not the size of the wave... if you're good at it you'll get more action through word of mouth than a feller with a baby arm in his Levis.
 
CrystalLight

If you wrote your pissing-on-balls comment in response to my confession, I thank you.
 
If you take your middle finger and bend it over your palm, then measure that point to the tip of your extended middle finger, you will get a fairly accurate measurement of what your penis size would be.
 
I think we need a more comprehensive penis measurement system, like the ladies have for their bewbs... y'know, in the interests of equality 🙂

Anyway, my size... full up it is EXACTLY the distance between the tips of my thumb & forefinger, when they're spread as far as they go... I guess "Friends" was right!
 
Long enough to reach my body!

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I am a little over 8 inches fully erect. I was tickled last night, and we measured at the end of it, lol
 
Barely over 6 inches, I know, not big but I have come to be rather attached ;-)
 
I don't have one, since I'm a woman...so I can't really comment on that per se, but it was certainly an entertaining thread to read LOL. kept me laughing from beginning to end that's for sure lol.
 
Em Es said:
If you wrote your pissing-on-balls comment in response to my confession, I thank you.
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^ LOL! Its random sentences like this that make the TMF a constant source of amusement.
 
My dick hasn't been full mast in a long time, but in better days, about 6 inches. Okay 4. Dammit. It's 6 if you count the 2 inches buried under the pad of fatty tissue in my groin area. And any ladies who point and laugh at my dick, all I can say is, "Hey quit laughing or I'll give you something to laugh about."
 
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ow dear Lord....is this still coming up? * no pun intended and crap i just brought it to the top of the list again....*So since i dont feel like going through and reading all the posts, who has the biggest dick?
 
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