I am not thread

[Bugman]

I am not making maladjusted Malaysian marsupials masquerade as Mongols. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> openly opposing one of Ohio's, Oregon's Oklahoma's or Ontariao's obscure obscenity</b> laws

 

[milagros317]

I am not purposely poking poor prancing proud Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> quietly quoting Quasimodo, Quentin</b> Tarantino or anybody else right now

 

[milagros317]

I am not really ruining raunchy Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy Swedish sorority sisters</b> on thier bare bottoms but it sure does sound like fun 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not timidly telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two tall ticklish Turkish twins. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

<marquee>I am not <b>under</b> the impression anything is wrong with this post 😉</marquee>

 

[milagros317]

I am not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not willfully wishing harm on anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not yodeling.

 

[Bugman]

I am not dodging zigzagging zebras. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not angry at anyone.

 

[Bugman]

I am not baking blistered bewildered Bolivian blowfish. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not cursing at anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not evil. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b> getting</b> up from the computer for a little while

 

[milagros317]

I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>irritating </b> anybody right now

 

[milagros317]

I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I am not <b>kicking kinkajous, koalas, kangaroos</b> or any other animals on any part of their body 😀