I drunk dialed and had a session with Kelli Lynn Sage!

[Yankees88]

Hey everyone, I just had the greatest day of my life. Saturday night I got really drunk. I went back to my place at around 1am. At around 2am I saw a Kelli Lynn Sage advertisement on backpage.com. Not even quite sure how I stumbled onto that site. Anyway, I called her phone number thinking I'd hear some recorded machine of her but she answered. I decided to grow a pair and asked about doing a session the next day (today). Best move of my life. (Of course I was completely sober for the session itself on Sunday!)

Everything about her was incredible. Obviously you all know how beautiful she is (she's even more beautiful in person somehow). But the tickling and the whole session was amazing. She brought all the right tools and oils. She said all the right things. Some people just tickle for the money and nothing more. But you could tell she is having just as much fun as her victim is. She was dancing, always had a beautiful evil smile on her face, had that very confident "I know what I'm doing" look, etc. At some points she would just close her eyes and feel her way around to a spot she knew would drive me crazy. She seems to be able to sense it almost. And the tickle talk made it more intense.

If anyone feels like ever just going for it and making the appointment, she's the best. As I said, having someone who you can tell really loves it and is having fun with it (rather than it just being a job) makes it so much better. At first I only did 1 hour but it was just too good and I was too addicted to her so I ran to the ATM for a second hour. I was tempted to do a 3rd hour but I figured she had tortured me sufficiently for the day.

As I'm writing this I'm still shivering and just floating on cloud 9. On my last 10 minutes she said she was going to tickle the fuck out of me...she definitely followed through. Best tickler ever.

One last point I wanted to note that has nothing to do with tickling...she's a really awesome person. Super outgoing and friendly, talkative, fun, etc. I was so nervous since I never did anything like this before but she definitely made me comfortable right away. It felt like we were friends already. She loves great music (classic rock) and is actually really smart and talented in areas that have nothing to do with anything fetish related. Just talking to her (and looking at her gorgeous eyes/smile) was great in itself.

She doesn't know it yet (unless she reads this), but next time I may ask her to dress up as a renaissance fair girl since she's an incredible actress and has all type of costumes. Should be amazing.

I'll stop rambling now...but call her! Worth every single penny. I promise!

 

[Yankees88]

And one last thing I wanted to note so no one is mislead: I was not intoxicated during the session. I was sober and it was so good.

 

[Comfort Eagle]

Neat. Kelli seems fun.

 

[kcantankerous]

As is usually the case, I agree with Mr. Eagle.

 

[milagros317]

That is great! It's wonderful that you had such a good session.

 

[NY ler]

You haven't mentioned how ticklish she is.

 

[Yankees88]

I didn't tickle her. I was greedy and took all the tickling for myself. Not that I wouldn't love to, but she's too good at tickling to pass it up.

 

[Hockeyfeet]

Amy I ask, what would a session with her cost?
You can IM me if need be.
Just curious as I plan to be in the NY area this summer.

 

[socalpunkrock]

That's really awesome!

 

[MrTicklefeet]

I had to look her up just to find out where she was, and she's clean over in New York, the opposite coast from me.

I'm glad you got brave and had a really good time, as it should be, but myself I'd rather play with the local talent. Remember, there are beautiful women everywhere.

 

[Yankees88]

Amy I ask, what would a session with her cost?
You can IM me if need be.
Just curious as I plan to be in the NY area this summer.

I don't think it'd be right for me to quote you a price on her behalf, but here is the link to the advertisement I responded to: http://manhattan.backpage.com/Domin...me-kelli-lynn-sage-soft-to-severe-25/46310729

Her phone number is there and you can definitely discuss with her. She is surprisingly good at answering calls...especially considering she seems to get tons of them. If she doesn't answer, she is quick to get back to you if you leave a message. It's worth making the call to at least discuss it and see if you're interested. Couldn't hurt at least.

 

[Yankees88]

I had to look her up just to find out where she was, and she's clean over in New York, the opposite coast from me.

I'm glad you got brave and had a really good time, as it should be, but myself I'd rather play with the local talent. Remember, there are beautiful women everywhere.

She's also frequently in Florida so that opens another venue for you. Of course if the distance is too much then there isn't much that can be done about that. And yes, there are beautiful women everywhere but there is only one Kelli Lynn Sage. Not to take away from how talented a tickler she is, but her fun/awesome personality is what makes it so incredible. She really makes you feel completely comfortable about the whole thing while she's tickling you to death. I feel like a lot of other people treat it more like a job rather than a passion and even if they're passionately about it too, they just are not as bubbly and cool. If you're in NY or Florida, I'd at least make the call. Especially since you obviously are already comfortable with doing sessions.

 

[Kelli Lynn Sage]

Here are my prices for my sessions since some of you asked:

-Text Session via Facebook chat, Skype or actually phone texting: 1 dollar a response

-Phone session: 3 a minute

-Video chat session: 4 a minute

-Clothed Modeling: 75 an hour (negotiable if you are a student or the economy has you down)

-Nude modeling: 100 an hour, 150 for every 2 hours if booking multiple.

-Nude modeling for painters, sketch artists etc (groups or individuals): 40 dollars an hour. This includes 6-10 different poses.

-Face to Face BDSM (includes foot worship) session: 250 for the hour / 180 for the half hour (negotiable if you are a student or the economy has you down)

-Tickling sessions with you as the lee: 300 for one hour 200 for half hour (negotiable if you are a student or the economy has you down)

-Tickling sessions with you are the Ler: 400 for the hour. Non negotiable.

TRAVELING SESSIONS: You MUST cover my airfare and lodging and preferably that of my P.A. (we stay in the same room) with a minimum of a 2 hour booking. (Non-negotiable). I WILL NOT TRAVEL TO YOUR AREA UNLESS YOU HAVE ALREADY MADE A DEPOSIT FOR MY TRAVEL. As soon as the deposit is made, the tickets are purchased and you are sent a receipt.

Common concerns are that I will "not show up" or "screw you over". If you haven't googled "Kelli Lynn Sage" recently you will notice I have 46 pages. If I fuck you out of money, my career and reputation goes down the shitter. I cannot afford that. I am internationally famous in BDSM and Tickling. I have an amazing reputation and it will stay that way.

 

[Kelli Lynn Sage]

I am sincerely disappointed that the moderators on this site (owners, administrators etc) do not allow freedom of speech. If we cannot TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE INDUSTRY and THIS FETISH, how exactly are we supposed to progress in a positive manner? The truth is THAT SOME OF THESE TOP PRODUCERS DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TICKLE FETISHES AND EMPLOY TROLLS THAT THEY SPOIL BY ALLOWING TO WATCH VIDEO SHOOTS BUMP THEIR THREADS PRETENDING TO SIMPLY BE FANS. Go ahead Jeff, delete my post again. I know how to code websites too. You are obviously not an American. You do however represent the current state of our government because of the corruption happening on these boards based on who gives you the most money for advertising. There are videos on this forum posted from companies who no longer have the rights to them. I have let A LOT of things go with this forum, but if you stop letting me and my fellow speak our minds, we are going to have a huge problem.

 

[JS805]

Kelli has just become my favorite person in the world. She is kicking butt right now.

 

[TMF Jeff]

If you'd read the rules, you'd already know that we don't allow freedom of speech.

You can tell any kind of truth you want, but there's a way to do it and a way not to do it. The way you did it was over the line, and I made a decision to clear out the entire fight. I really can't believe you'd even want it to be restored, because if I was a potential customer and I saw you posting personal information about a person because you're mad at them, it would make me hesitate to contact you. And if I were you, I'd be glad that someone removed what I did in a moment of anger, so that a thread that was full of positive comments about me could stay positive.

But obviously you see it differently, which is fine. Just avoid crossing the line into revealing personal information about people, and you can say any crazy thing you want about the state of the industry, the fetish, and the government.

Although the government stuff might get you bumped into P&R.

I am sincerely disappointed that the moderators on this site (owners, administrators etc) do not allow freedom of speech. If we cannot TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE INDUSTRY and THIS FETISH how exactly are we supposed to progress in a positive manner. The truth is THAT SOME OF THESE TOP PRODUCERS DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TICKLE FETISHES AND TROLLS THAT THEY SPOIL AND HAVE CREEP OUT THEIR MODELS BUMP THEIR THREADS. Go ahead Jeff, delete me post. I know how to code websites too. You are obviously not an American. You do however represent the current state of our government because of the corruption happening on these boards based on who gives you the most money for advertising. There are videos on this forum posted from companies who no longer have the rights to them. I have let A LOT of things go with this forum, but if you stop letting me and my fellow speak our minds, we are going to have a huge problem.

 

[Myriads]

I am sincerely disappointed that the moderators on this site (owners, administrators etc) do not allow freedom of speech. If we cannot TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE INDUSTRY and THIS FETISH how exactly are we supposed to progress in a positive manner. The truth is THAT SOME OF THESE TOP PRODUCERS DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TICKLE FETISHES AND TROLLS THAT THEY SPOIL AND HAVE CREEP OUT THEIR MODELS BUMP THEIR THREADS. Go ahead Jeff, delete me post. I know how to code websites too. You are obviously not an American. You do however represent the current state of our government because of the corruption happening on these boards based on who gives you the most money for advertising. There are videos on this forum posted from companies who no longer have the rights to them. I have let A LOT of things go with this forum, but if you stop letting me and my fellow speak our minds, we are going to have a huge problem.

Hello Kelli,

You might not know me, but I'm day to day Admin of the TMF. I work for Jeff, who is the owner, and who as owner can act as a moderator as he desires. Let me address a few of the concerns that you bring up here.

Firstly, your post was edited not because it revealed a secret of the industry or so forth, but because is was personal, based on a post made by another member that was also personal. On the forum we call these sport of posts violations because what they are, in short, is a personal battle between two people, where none of the information being tossed about is verifiable to anyone outside the fight. It's all hearsay. Such threads turn into flame battles and shouting and who knows who is begin truthful? We want no part of such things. So we remove them.

In this case Jeff even left your promotional copy in your reply and only spot edited out the parts that were problematic.

Jeff is very much an American.

No you don't have freedom of speech here. It's a private forum on a private server. That means we can say what is and is not allowed. Freedom of speech is a freedom that hold on PUBLIC property, not private.

You are always free to talk about the industry, practices within it, and such here. But not about specific people. That would be a violation as it cannot be supported.

Remember this works both ways. No one can take shots at you that are unsupported either. We kill those also. And would have killed the one that started this by prompting your reply if we had encountered it earlier. Once we saw it, it went down.

Be well,
Myriads

 

[gentlefeather007]

I believe that unless the other party is denied the right to rebuttle that Kelli should be able to post her opinions.
I don't know any of the underlying issues with her and the other party involved but i am a huge fan of both parties and i am sorry this rift has happened. I believe in free speech, i believe in freedom of religious and government beliefs, and i also believe both parties should be able to air their differences here and hopefully they can mend their fences or move on!! I want everyone on here to be a united family but obviously that can never happen!!!

 

[Kelli Lynn Sage]

If all these things you say are true, you would want to better this industry. If you continue to cover up how this industry is actually run based on models who actually experience it, you will eventually fail. I am all about revealing the truth. The majority of you are obviously all about money. I make money because I keep to the truth. Eventually karma will catch up with you. Kill whatever you want. Its your forum. Its going to die eventually too.

 

[Yankees88]

I just want to reiterate that Kelli a fantastic person and that she has reasons to be upset about the circumstances that arose prior to the moderations that occurred. She is a super down to earth person, but even the nicest people can be upset if someone does something wrong to them. People, please try to keep things here peaceful. She deserves happiness...she's a sweetheart.

 

[Myriads]

If all these things you say are true, you would want to better this industry. If you continue to cover up how this industry is actually run based on models who actually experience it, you will eventually fail. I am all about revealing the truth. The majority of you are obviously all about money. I make money because I keep to the truth. Eventually karma will catch up with you. Kill whatever you want. Its your forum. Its going to die eventually too.

Kelli,

The TMF is a non-profit. It basically breaks even each month, it's server and bandwidth costs are pretty much balanced by the ads. No one here makes money off the place. So the making of cash is not behind the calls I make when moderating.

I'm all for "Bettering the Industry" but I don't feel that by allowing unsupportable claims to be made by anyone to be a path to that goal. She said/He Said arguments are not a service to anyone, that is why we do not allow them. I regret that you feel unrightfully edited, but I'm not going to reverse one of the base policies that the forum has followed.

And remember these rules that I hold to, protect you as much as the people that you are in dispute with. Many many times we've cut down attacks on models made from people with axes to grind, because they were unsupported hearsay. No one needs a public slap fight with someone who has a grudge and is looking for a ounce of flesh.

If you have real concerns you want to share about the industry please feel free.

We are always open to a civil discussion.

Our death? perhaps someday. All things have their season.

Myriads

 

[Kelli Lynn Sage]

I can absolutely support my claims but I am not trying to disrupt the positivity that is now surrounding my life. I stated my opinion and that is all I care about. Enjoy your season, I may throw the football once or twice on here again. Winning most of the time I am sure. Much love.

 

[Jagermeistered]

I can absolutely support my claims but I am not trying to disrupt the positivity that is now surrounding my life. I stated my opinion and that is all I care about. Enjoy your season, I may throw the football once or twice on here again. Winning most of the time I am sure. Much love.

A psychologist would probably call this disassociation, but I think we are all cool! 😀

 

[jujimbo]

One of the best 'lers around (relentless). I love seeing her in action when she has a hot chick totally in her power.

 

[DontAskJusTckle]

I have to say, Kelli is one of the sexiest models I've seen in a long time. Fantastic combination of facial beauty and dangerous curves.